The British beauty known as Emma Watson continues to dominate our list of sexiest starlets, gaining points with her latest saucy feature in Elle Magazine (August ‘09 issue) on newsstands now. The 19-year-old Harry Potter wizard poses in risque outfits, looking sassy as ever while discussing her career plans during an interview.

We’re quite certain you care very little, if any, about what’s printed in the mag and merely wish to drool over the accompanying delicious photographs. Simply click inside to continue on for more sexy pics of your favorite British dame Emma Watson modeling naughty outfits! Bonus video Emma’s behind the scenes action included for you as well.

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A chaotic scene indeed on the westside this afternoon in Los Angeles, as Michael Jackson was pronounced dead after being rushed to UCLA Medical Center by county paramedics. The former king of pop was found unresponsive after 911 dispatched ambulance trucks to Michael’s Beverly Hills pad–frantically igniting the scramble through rush-hour towards an E.R., which didn’t take too long after all. (And yes, despite UCLA’s proximity to the NinjaDude’s main HQ a few miles away, we opted still, to simply remain stationary at work, avoiding that entire cluster-fuck altogether!)

3 p.m. on a working Thursday with Jacko’s UCLA Med. Center freak-death by who knows what…equals the most terrible form of crowded gathering, ever. You probably couldn’t imagine something like this, and that’s not accounting for the (eventual) disgruntled riot police! Sadly, if you happen to love (creepy-ass chester molester wackjobs) you’re probably crying now, realizing that all the resuscitating Mike was subject to ultimately amounted to failed attempts at revival.

Eventually, and shortly after being wheeled lifelessly into the E.R., UCLA doctors declared the reclusive pedobear & worldwide music icon dead at the age of 50 from cardiac arrest.

Stay tuned for more pics and news in the coming hours on Michael Jackson’s death as we update the site with fresh details! Apparently that picture at top featuring ET’s “exclusive last death photo” is the most interesting we’ve seen, though somewhat graphic depicting a ghastly-white and (probably dead) Jacko…err, (now EX-child molestor!)

Michael Jackson, the sensationally gifted “King of Pop” who emerged from childhood superstardom to become the entertainment world’s most influential singer and dancer before his life and career deteriorated in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday. He was 50.

The circumstances of his death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.

Celebrities have already begun speaking out on behalf of Jacko’s peculiar death by cardiac arrest, storming their Twitter accounts in hopes to tweet about Michael being their #1 friend to exist this lifetime, beginning with Miley, Selena, Blo-han, & Tisdale’s tweets below! Jump inside for more plus additional breaking photo content!

Selena Gomez: RIP Michael Jackson, Farrah Facuet and Ed McMahon.. i send my love and prayers to their families

Ashley Tisdale: I have to say, the 6 of us from HSM were very lucky to have met such an amazing man. I will remember that moment forever. RIP Michael

Lindsay Lohan: NO OMG … sending my love and prayers out to Michael and his family … i feel sick..

Puff Daddy: Michael Jackson showed me that you can actually see the beat. He made the music come to life!! He made me believe in magic. I will miss him!

Miley Cyrus: michael jackson was my inspiration. love and blessings

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Talk about a silent surging force in contention for the year’s #1 attention whore! Kate Gosselin may actually knock Paris off the reigning throne for media spotlight, owing to yet another tabloid cover (or three) appearance this week alone, currently gracing People’s issue above with endless cackle about lawyers and (soon) ex-husband Jon divorce details! Awesome…no. At least Kate admits also, how big of a fucking fail at life she really is!

Do you believe this chipmunk MILF is telling any truth here, or what? LOL.

Kate’s angry since Jon continues poking that 23-year-old school teacher, Deanna Hummel, who continues up ’til now, to act as his main penis receptacle, while Kate pretends to have her own partners in adultery, like the bodyguard she never did. (Jon was paying zero attention.) Seemingly enough, if this Michael Phelps-lookin’…new Deanna chick has you interested, catch a closer glimpse of Jon’s new girl on the TLC reality show! (Sadly…if that’s where your wasted time goes).

The NY Daily News claims she’ll be appearing in a number of upcoming episodes, since, real life shall not disrupt the almighty camera crews.

Will TLC change the name of its drama-filled show from “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ to “Jon & Kate Plus 9“? In light of the Gosselins’ divorce announcement on Monday night (watched by a record 10.6 million viewers), no, they won’t be having any more children, thanks. However, a carefully placed source tells us that Jon’s reported girlfriend, 23-year-old Deanna Hummel, is expected to join the show next season.

Although the network announced Tuesday that it was pulling the plug on the remaining new episodes of the hit series, the show will resume on Aug. 3 with Deanna on board. “Deanna’s role isn’t expected to be big, but because she’s part of Jon’s life, she’ll be filmed,” says our insider.

I wonder what’s next? Something epic, surely.

After merely 2.5 years of rough, dirty sex with one another, Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey have finally gotten sick of it, as the couple reportedly calls it quits, though “amicably” splitting ways, remaining good friends. Uhh…yeah, which basically means: triple-bag the dong if Vanessa approaches you in the coming weeks for rebound rides, ’cause she’s most definitely still bouncing off some mystery cock.

“They have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another,” Minnillo’s rep tells says, as both publicists have spoken out on behalf of the stars to UsMagazine. Adds a source: “It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends. They still care about each other very much. This is what’s best for both of them.”

The couple hooked up in 2006 – the year after Lachey split from wife Jessica Simpson. In 2007, Minnillo told Us she wanted to have kids with Lachey: “I always say I want three boys and a girl, but at the end of the day, I just want healthy kids.”

Looks like Nick wanted nothing to do with that family plan! Doesn’t mean there’s a shortage of men willing to donate their kids to Vanessa’s cause.

23-year-old blonde bombshell Leighton Meester stirs up controversy after her private, leaked, boner-inducing content from a real-life “Gossip Girl” sex tape broke Friday, sparking the latest Hollywood scandal we’ve deemed 100% wholly authentic, worthy of the ensuing glory it shall deliver. These facts weighed in favor of authentic goods on said tape are backed by roughly one-hours worth of naughty amateur home footage while Leighton fucked, sucked, and well got into it quite nicely with an ex-lover, continue reading to learn more on this fresh scandal!

Claims published on the website offering this (first officially exclusive) porn featuring Leighton doing bad stuff, boast of her superb performance which includes more than just boring missionary sex you’d catch on SHO after dark–more specifically, we’re told about the kinky foot-jobbing, hot ass shots in some close-up looks, at least to kick things off, which we gather is a sampling of the combined fun offered! Homemade celeb porn doesn’t get more satisfying than Meester’s debut performance here, it appears when assuming these antics are true. Do you spot that firm, round ass in a zoomed view above, straight from the official web porno-master page? Looks and sounds very promising, indeed…but I’m willing to wait for the pirates to gear-up before plopping out $50 for (quite possibly extremely overpriced) adult entertainment…especially internet form of famous star pr0n!

Moving forward, according to the XXX-biz “Celeb-Hotline.com” who bought and owns the rights plus outlets like TMZ, and even credible news from Vancouver’s Sun and LA’s Times, all agree this hot drama is not a fraud, and probably comes packed with rampant amateur nudity fun throughout the entire tape.

After the boss dude’s behind Celeb-Hotline “quickly” negotiated for (a hefty cash sum) those exclusive tape rights, Meester’s flick was cut, edited and preped for today’s launch, now live and online for download and near-instant gratification. For you 18+ readers who visit the sex tape page we linked, be prepared to cough up a “nominal fee” if you plan on watching Leighton’s bedroom nudity play out after scoring her red-hot download file–membership is required before your fun begins.

Yeah folks…it’s true as well–when you’re an attractive, kinky starlet that leaks a “private” sexually taped adventure, super-viral status is quickly reached, now followed by what will be endless free publicity! Do remain calm, however you broke-ass bums and cheapskates alike. Considering this (official launch) was packaged so enticingly–produced and uploaded merely hours ago, there will become many places to find it free of charge–stay tuned here as we deliver the nastiest Leighton video & photo content updates for you, very shortly as they’re pumped along the web. Otherwise known as Blair Waldorf on CW’s “Gossip Girl”, the Texas native is no doubt headed for a major jump in the fame ranks while this sucker makes its rounds!

Be sure to also watch for her upcoming album due out next month…and a feature film (or two,) to go along, you know…for timing sake, shits, kicks, and even a few lulz, too! For now, enjoy the hot & sassy preview pics shown above, although you’ll probably wanna’ download and watch this smokin sex tape, like…immediately, I presume. Now don’t go enjoyin’ your “virgin” celeb starlet porn too much this weekend either, thanks to your your new friend, and irresistible sex symbol, lovely Ms. Leighton M. Oh yeah, if you decide to purchase a ’ship to download, or happen to unearth the coveted sex vid before we post updates, please, be sure to pass it here!–muchos gracias.

More coverage of Meester’s amateur lasciviousness, including the photo and (possible) homemade sex tape content waiting inside this post! (NSFW nudey tape screen-caps at very least) and we’re definitely monitoring for the forthcoming bonus surprise, all for you, yes the readers. Press that continue link below to get your additional famous horny starlet fix, now.
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As evident, Jon & Kate Plus 8’s head bitch, Mrs. Gosselin herself, has resorted to harsh parenting tactics for punishment of the “out-of-line” sextuplet kiddos. Conveniently, as the gaggle of paparazzi stalked Kate’s property in Reading, PA last Saturday (6/13) the mom of eighty-seven kids was caught delivering painful, merciless smacks to 5-year-old daughter Leah, for what we speculate was nothing more than a bit of playful, honest child mischief, consequently punished (wrongfully) by a psychotic and spiraling further outta’ control mother!

Yeah , it seems poor Leah was physically reprimanded for blowing a whistle during playtime with her sisters, disturbing her quasi-celeb mommy while on a phone call. In Touch has the filler to follow:

When Leah, one of the sextuplets, started blowing a whistle loudly, Kate told her to stop because she was on the phone. But as soon as Leah blew on the whistle again, Kate “seemed to lose her temper” and said, “Did you not hear me?” Then she stormed over to her daughter, grabbed her and hit her.

“The girl was screaming and crying,” the witness adds. “Kate just pushed her away and walked off with her coffee. Her older sisters were trying to make Leah feel better.”

Hmm…I’ve got a $100 bill on not many Gosselin kids morphing into a loving relationship with ma’ dukes in future times. Errr…I mean, that crazy-ass bitch of a woman they’re stuck with, subjected to at least 10-14 more years of pain and misery. Shame on this lady! Doesn’t she know you’re supposed to beat the children behind closed doors, preferably without photogs documenting?

Check out the latest issue of In Touch Weekly on sale now to grab more beating pics plus the fully detailed Jon & Kate drama. Awesome…?

Who’s that hiding in K-Stew’s Mini? Click the pic to reveal a 15-year-old Dakota Fanning exiting the Roxy in West Hollywood last night (1:30 a.m.) with Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart!

The pair defied curfew set by strict parental figures for a rock show featuring Patrick Wolf, Living Things, and the Plasticines, who rolled their set right up ’til closing time. We’re guessing these two underage kiddies weren’t sporting alcohol wristbands! Click inside for the complete set of HQ Dakota and Kristen pics!
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Supposedly, psycho-Mike Jackson hasn’t allowed his two young children (illegal?) Prince Michael (12) and Paris (11) to fully encroach any public property while maskless, for at least one year past, reset Wednesday as a rare “maskless” sighting of the Jackson kids occurred outside a Culver City studio.

Normally shrouded from public eyes, both Jackson’s traversed the pavement alongside pops Mike, 100% exposed, with faces perfectly clear for the lucky crew of stalkerazzi. No doubt these photogs scored a plethora of money shots raking ungodly profits!

You may have assumed that Michael and his massive black umbrella was first a planned sort of trick, to be deployed as alternate photog-deterrence, although surprisingly, the true cause was to blame on mother nature. Yes, LA caught a bit of precipitation yesterday, briefly soaking the dry SoCal crust. Mr. Rainstorm failed most notably, however, whenunable to melt away even the smallest portion of Jacko’s freaky goop-face!

It’s quite amazing how he managed to avoid a serious facial melting after dancing through that downpour! This stuff compares to the rainforest’s acid shit when Mikey deals with it on the face! Luck or something…minus the nose job of course, fuckin’ freak! Have pity for those poor children forced to summon this beast by using the word “father.” Terrible!

Yes folks, there’s no trickery here, indeed, we have in fact reappeared from the foggy mist, bearing gifts of fresh celebrity-breast action in our featured NinjaDude.com boob showdown! This latest match pits two equally buxom blondes directly at each other’s throats in a duel for chest supremacy! We spotted these lassies prancing around Hollywood Wednesday night during the premiere of upcoming flick Hangover.

On the left, Heather Graham graciously pops out of her red piece (nearly) exposing some sweet nipple, and without question provoking the trouser snake in her audience. At right, opponent Kristen Bell, while not offering much cleave, isn’t a complete rollover–the always pale yet painfully sexy K. Bell was lookin’ extra delicious while (sort of) giving you a chest peek at her perky firm pals!

Fact: No matter which size breasts magically appear ’round these parts of the tube, our confidence remains stellar knowing you’ll complain not a single, sorry-assed second…’cause really now folks–what readers bitch over forced booby-gloating for a minute or three? Not you!

So please, feel free to grant yourself a closer look at those boobies (that means click header pic for HQ version) and then, if your mind still functions, head inside to make a vote with your favorite breast-showing starlet by submitting a comment in this post!

Legendary ninja master slash Hollywood celebrity David Carradine is dead at 72-years-old. An apparent self-inflicted suicidal hanging, Carradine was discovered Thursday in his Bangkok hotel room by a maid, unresponsive and naked with his neck tangled in rope.

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found naked by a hotel maid in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and other parts of his body. The US star was in Thailand filming his latest film, Stretch, according to his personal manager Chuck Binder. Mr. Binder said the news was “shocking”, adding: “He was full of life, always wanting to work… a great person.”

A US embassy official confirmed the actor’s death, but added that the cause of death had not yet been established. However, Thai newspaper The Nation reported that police believe the actor took his own life, and preliminary investigations found that he hanged himself.

Despite this tragic, abrupt ending to life…Carradine’s spirited legacy will undoubtedly linger on throughout eternity.