Sienna Miller eyed the beefiest (potential new) male while strolling SoHo’s streets Tuesday morning (11/3), capturing a poor chap working his blue collar job–thanks to assistance from her dog Bessy, who quickly tangled the mans ankles in her wiry animal leash, wasting not a second after Sienna’s command to attack was ordered. Believable…right? Perhaps, yes, though…a more-truthier chase follows.

Sienna was actually out for a secret meetup with “ex-”fuck buddy Balthazar Getty, whom shared and treated his (young) piece of ass to a pampering-spa, thanks to underpaid illegal female workers. The duo embraced in a steamy kiss afterward, demonstrating the intense horniness and sexual tension shared–worse than two drunk virgins in a motel room on prom night! A swift, incognito departure followed the PDA(ds), while each headed in separate directions.

What a joke these two hiders are, since the majority of people aware of Sienna are also attune to the slutty truth at hand! Sorry, but this obvious fact isn’t a secret…contrary to the guilty, misinformed minds that might argue otherwise. More pics of the fake American-British blondy Miller walking Bessy the dog in SoHo waiting after the jump! Click continue now.

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Al Roker gets humped by a “drunken” ewok on NBC’s Halloween Today Show special themed for Star Wars. A pair of fuzzy midgets coaxed Al’s beastly-loving tendencies forward, whilst then proceeding to hump his leg. The fun ends with a finale “ground-pounding” stamina showcase, in which Roker gets front row seats!

Uhh, yeah…it does smell like a tea, for sure, man. Though…do you think producers clued Roke-Dog in to this stunt prior to the live taping Friday, or totally not at all!? Hahaha.

The Force was with the TODAY show this Halloween: The morning show’s hosts clearly enjoyed their once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to raid George Lucas’ treasure chest and become “Star Wars” characters for a morning at the annual “Halloween on the Plaza” party Friday.

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Lil’ Wayne managed to swindle police and justice officials (obviously consulting a lawyer) in his ongoing criminal weapons dilemma, pleadin’ & barg’nain his way outta’ more serious charges Thursday inside a Manhattan courthouse, earning 1-year hard jail time.

Judge Solomon doled out a sentence on the lesser charge of “attempted criminal possession of a weapon” in the second degree, complete with 1-year prison lockdown. Weezy fo-sheezied outta’ there quickly too, heading home while free on $30K bail-bond…though it’s undeniable he’ll get to spend at least some portion, if not the entire year locked up inside a concrete prison base!

27-year-old Grammy winner, aka Dwayne Carter III, appeared before Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Charles Solomon and copped to a felony count of attempted criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree. Hizzoner allowed the New Orleans MC to remain free on his current $30,000 bond but ordered him to surrender his passport. The “Hot Revolver” rapper struck a deal with Manhattan prosecutors and pleaded guilty today to attempted weapons possession in exchange for a one-year prison sentence, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office confirmed to E! News.

Lil Wayne’s attorney, Stacey Richman, told E! that the plea agreement had been in the works for some time. “Wayne decided that this was what he wanted to do. I think he had made the decision some time ago and there were discussions [with members of his posse],” the legal eagle said.

Is celeb justice truly served?

I guess it’s that time of year when Canada begins slaughtering baby seals across the vast arctic sheets called “Northwest Territory”…or some shit like that, angering souls worldwide, mostly vegetarian. Yeah, uhhh…part of the last sentence was totally fake, but the true fact remains: ruthless clubbing of adult (and baby) helpless sea lions, to an early death by the hundreds of thousands in Canada is fueled each year by the (roughly) $75 bounty each fur pelt nets at market…and 2010 is heating up for the hunt!

Of course, the ministry will argue for overpopulation, but you get the politics thing. While this practice remains acceptable in the Great White North, 99.2% of our trailing population thinks it’s pretty fucking cruel! So do your part (on the cheap) and stare at a group of pist-off vegetarian chicks…or even help PETA accomplish something great for your favourite wild thing!

Country starlet Taylor Swift and Twilight’s Taylor Lautner come together in this latest fugly celeb mash-up, offering a peek into their possible joint creation.

As evident, the product equals potentially catastrophic human results, should these two successfully spawn offspring. Assuming, of course, the child doesn’t immediately commit suicide upon birth. Simply provide the mirror!

So, who watched the DJ AM hosted show “Gone Too Far” on MTV this past Monday when the first episode debuted? If you catch the clip below, you’ll know it’s somewhat graphic, but don’t let that stop you from tuning in to an all-new episode today on MTV!

According to reports, “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ will cease filming new episodes next month and remain in hiatus indefinitely, until of course, poverty fears set in.

It seemed as if Jon Gosselin was sending a message that his kids should be protected from cameras when he banned TLC from his home and told Larry King, “it’s not healthy for my kids to be on the show. … it’s detrimental to them.” But apparently when Gosselin said “the show,” he literally meant only the renamed TLC show “Kate Plus Eight,” as he’s still courting media opportunities that put his kids in front of cameras.

One recent example is his Oct. 8 outing on twins Mady and Cara’s birthday. Jon first picked up a cake for the twins at Cupcake Café in New York (an “Entertainment Tonight” crew documented that event). Then, it was on to pick the twins up from school in Pennsylvania, where cameras recorded the kids getting into the back seat of Jon’s car and Jon interacting with them. Later, when Jon and the twins arrived home, “ET” had a live feed running.

Once ol’ Kate and Jonny boy face reality of their dwindling bank accounts, greed shifts into overdrive! This shit will be back with new episodes in no time.

Joanna Krupa nearly delivered an epic crotch-flashing upskirt for paparazzi last night, partying hard somewhere in Hollywood with pals. The Polish peach tart was joined by her Dancing With The Stars partner…uhhm, some guy with hair…named, “doesn’t matter,” since you care zero about this useless fact.

And while there’s no true upskirt here, photos of Krupa in any way, shape, or form , satisfies equally well (enough!) Did you stare at the pic for way too long yet, or what? Ho stop lyin’!

[Drunken Stepfather] - Sexy vamp starlet Ashley Greene incinerates the pages of Men’s Fitness in these hot photos

[Popbytes] - The dirty whore Shauna Sand has been exposed as a sex tape loser

[Allie Is Wired] - Kristen Stewart’s sexy rare Twilight rehearsal photos rule

[Derek Hail] - Sophia Bush shows off her delicious gams…yams? Stems works…

[I’m Not Obsessed] - Leighton Meester should just do porn, but I wouldn’t mind if she sang in a burlesque show either

[PETA] - Pam Anderson naked again in video for PETA, click to find out what all the hype is about now!

[ICYDK] - LeAnn Rimes lookin’ fit in her dress arriving back to LAX airport Tuesday

[Yeeeah] - CoCo flaunting the classy booty and 99% nude body in a swimsuit for another mag

What began as a mere slap to Leona Lewis’ face this afternoon by a rogue fan at her London book signing, has now escalated into “brutal attack,” “assault,” and other dramatic words complete with punches and thuggery!

Some type of incident went down, that is certain, after reports that police responded sometime after 4:35 PM Wednesday to Waterstones books (Piccadilly) to handle the assault claims.

A Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed police were called to Waterstones book store at Piccadilly in London but she “did not require hospital treatment”. Lewis’s spokesman said the singer was “understandably badly shaken”.

In a statement, Waterstones said: “There was an incident at our Leona Lewis signing this afternoon and the event was immediately stopped. We are now doing everything we can to support the police in their enquiries. We take security at our book signings extremely seriously and this is the first time anything of this nature has happened. We would like to thank Leona for her professionalism and we are extremely sad that this event was ruined for her, and her fans, many of whom queued from the early hours of the morning to meet her.”

Lewis’s spokesman said: “Leona was a victim of an unprovoked attack this afternoon at her book singing. “The police were called immediately and medical attention has been sought.

Soo…no YouTuber’s…TwitPics…Tweeter’s, or FriendFeeder’s managed to capture this shit on film or cell camera for the rest of us to shred up? Bullshit failure!

Wait, just what the hell does Leona Lewis do again for you to care more?