Brooklyn who? Until this SI Swimsuit cover was unleashed, I’ll bet most of you didn’t have the slightest clue who Brooklyn Decker was. New pizza from Domino’s…?

All jokes aside, this wealthy 22-year-old bombshell commands a bright future–besides looking sexy and being married to Tennis star Andy Roddick, the blonde scored the coveted 2010 Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition cover! You know there’s an epic behind-the-scenes video of Brooklyn waiting for you inside–click away now for the HQ clip! (Semi-NSFW, note to slackers, parents).
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Michael Jacksons ex-doctor Conrad Murray has officially been charged as of Monday with involuntary manslaughter by the Los Angeles D.A. after posting $75K bail and losing his medical license. The ex-doc plead not guilty to charges alleging he administered Jackson’s lethal doses of anesthetic, namely propofol, while treating the late pop singer bedside for insomnia.

Murray, 57, has denied any wrongdoing and peacefully surrendered to court, where he entered a not guilty plea through his attorney. The charge filed by the Los Angeles District Attorney alleges Murray “did unlawfully, and without malice, kill Michael Joseph Jackson.”

The county coroner says Jackson was given an overdose of the hospital-strength anesthetic propofol last June.

I wonder how large Conrad’s legal defense team budget swells? Infinity sounds best.

Beyonce Knowles performed in Rio de Janeiro this weekend busting out hits for crazy ol’ South America when mid-way through the extravaganza, her footing slipped–dropping B to her knees and nearly causing a total bailout on stage! Say what!? Luckily for her face, Beyonce recovered relatively snappy without greeting that filthy floor.

Above, however, the Bootylicious singer was spotted cheery, waving to fans atop her hotel balcony after Saturday’s show. Click inside to watch the vid of Beyonce tripping on stage, or the pic for a closer HQ view!
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Mel Gibson informs WGN’s Dean Richards that he’s an asshole Wednesday morning (2/3), snapping during his live satellite interview! Gibson is currently making the TV rounds in support of his latest film “Edge Of Darkness” which, btw, looks awesome (you should see it!)

This little incident also appears to be partially rigged, but either way…witness Mel’s outburst “You’re an asshole!” now–push play above!

Despite Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s denial over allegations that a sex tape (and pics) are being shopped around featuring full birthday suit-surprise, you can probably bet the reality T.V. guidos and snakes will manifest some sort of naked, raunchy package in the near future. $9.95 all-access web sale? Yeah, because Jersey Shore 2 is on!

The “Butthole of America’s Shore” cast member is merely the latest female seeking to capitalize on new reality T.V. land fans, eagerly fueling rumors of XXX photo sessions and tapes that may, or may not already exist. Snooki responded to the frenzy via Twitter yesterday with the following:

Like i said before about my supposed ’sex tape’…There are no nude pictures nor will there ever be. the tabloids just love snook gossip ;]

MTV combined with the most tasteless adult production company…possible win. Because “nor will there ever be” is terrible, terrible bullshit Snooki!

16-year-old Taylor Momsen was spotted on Friday of last week enjoying a cancer break while on the set of Gossip Girl in NYC. If you didn’t know any better, you’d probably mistake this for a street hooker post!

Obviously, Taylor’s wardrobe choice is due to shooting, but it looks about 20 degrees too cold out for a damn cigarette, you think? Quickly cutting to the chase here…there’s more pics of Taylor Momsen’s tight legs and dress waiting for you inside!
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A hefty payday of nearly $40,000,000 to Conan O’Brien, courtesy of NBC will eventually be doled out to the former “Tonight Show” host and his staff, with roughly 30 of those millies heading directly to the Irishman himself! Besides walking away jobless, Conan also loses rights to characters like Triumph and the masturbating bear.

The comedian’s exit agreement, which could be completed as early as Tuesday, bars Mr. O’Brien from bad-mouthing his former NBC bosses, according to people familiar with the matter, but paves the way for him to land another television gig within a year. In addition to the $32.5 mil, we’ve learned NBC is also paying severance to Conan’s “Tonight Show” employees. In all, we’re told NBC’s payout is around $40 million.

But Conan probably won’t see close to the $32.5 mil. Under the deal, any money Conan makes during the remaining contract period with NBC will offset the network’s obligation. So, if Fox were to make a deal with Conan and pay him $25 mil during the NBC contract period, Conan would only score $7.5 mil from NBC.One well-placed NBC source told us something surprising — looks like NBC may keep its intellectual property rights. So Conan can’t take his creations — such as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and the Masturbating Bear — to his next gig.

It’s terrible O’Brien was forced to sever ties with the network and expose Leno, whose ancient stale act plus grandpa status begs for retirement! O’Brien’s humor definitely trumps Leno’s boring act by ten-fold–here’s to arebooted Conan show in the future!

Prickly Brit American Idol host Simon Cowell announced Monday his intent to finish out the current season, then peace the hell outta’ there! Simon’s walking across the hall to run X-Factor (created by himself in Britain) debuting shortly on Fox networks across the U.S.

“American Idol’s” star judge and Fox plan to launch a U.S. version of his wildly popular British music talent show “The X Factor” in 2011, people close to the situation said. As a result, this year may be Cowell’s last with a full-time presence on the nation’s most popular television series, which begins its ninth season Tuesday.

Cowell’s change in status comes at a time when the show faces an important new test this season as talk show host Ellen DeGeneres steps in to replace longtime judge Paula Abdul, who left last summer in a salary dispute.

“Balloon Boy’s” father Richard Heene processed into the Larimer County Detention Center this morning in Fort Collins, CO to punch the clock in his 90-day sentence after concocting the infamous flying balloon boy saucer hoax in Oct., which wasted over $70,000 in taxpayer money.

A judge sentenced Heene to spend 90 days in custody. He will spend 30 days and nights in jail but is eligible for work release during the last 60 days of his sentence, said Linda Jensen, a spokeswoman for the district attorney. Heene pleaded guilty in November to a felony count of attempting to influence a public servant.

Prosecutors said he and his wife staged their son’s disappearance to generate publicity for themselves because they wanted to star in a reality television show. He also must serve four years on probation and complete 100 hours of community service each year.

Richard’s wife Mayumi will also serve 30-days for her role, set to begin once Rich is freed. Stay tuned for wifeys mug, until then enjoy the updated shot, and click inside for a bonus video of Heene arriving to his new home at Larimer County!
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It’s “King Curtis” starring in ABC’s Wife Swap, contributing to an episode that consists of pure comedic, reality-TV production genius!

Unruly 10-year-old Curtis (the South) can’t seem to adjust during the few days he was forced to spend with nazi swapped wife plus dad and sis, minus mommy, junk food, and of course, bacon. The best stuff comes about 1.5 minutes in, though this entire video is a must watch. Bookmark this post ASAP and save trouble later by not searching Google every time you want a laugh!