The Twilight Saga is officially bearing its “New Moon” today as the latest release in Stephanie Meyer’s vampire thriller hits theaters in anticipation of at least one hundred million screaming fangirls. Kristen Stewart, Dakota Fanning, and lil’ sis Elle were just a few evil gothics spotted last night at Mann’s Village Theatre in Westwood.

The glamorous posed for photographers on the red carpet amidst a heavily barricaded, security lined crowd…protection from even the most psychotic of hostile uber-fans! More HQ pics (and complete set) inside, so click continue and access our totally rad Twilight Saga: New Moon red carpet candids!
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Mike Tyson was arrested Wednesday afternoon at LAX after assaulting a paparazzo, claimed as “self-defense” when “Iron” threw a lethal 4-combination barrage of uppercuts and hooks, methodically dotting the face of one Tony Echevarria. The unlucky photog was knocked unconscious as his body met the grimy pavement, head dripping with streams of warm blood. Straight knocked the fuck out!

Officers quickly detained the former heavyweight champ , while emergency crews rushed the “victim” to a hospital. Tyson was traveling the final leg of his trip with his infant daughter, landing in Los Angeles around 3:55 P.M. via United Air, before unleashing a brutal fistful of fury!

The photographer told police that Tyson struck him once, airport police spokesman Sgt. Jim Holcomb said. The photographer fell to the ground and was treated for a cut to his forehead at a hospital. Tyson’s spokeswoman Tammy Brook said the boxer was traveling with his wife and 10-month-old child when he was attacked by an overly aggressive paparazzo.

“Mike acted in self defense as a father protecting his child,” she said. “There’s a lot of different versions to this story and that’s all going to come out later,” Holcomb said. “Some witness statements support Tyson’s version, others support the photographer’s.” Police also were checking if there was any surveillance video of the incident.

Click inside for bonus video footage of Mikey being hauled off in the back of a squad car!
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Carrie Prejean couldn’t have offered any better evidence besides the raunchy sex tape itself, after admitting she made “the biggest mistake” of her life when a few (or four) years back, private sexual escapades were self-documented and shared with a boyfriend, causing a scandalous public “smearing.”

There’s really nothing stronger than this bombshell confession and plethora of legit rumors surrounding Carrie’s sex tape scandal to convince the public it’s totally real. Carrie spoke live yesterday on Fox’s cable network, but since none of you watch Hannity’s show, feel free to recap the interview (video inside) for yourself!

This statement confirming the tape’s existence is basically a guarantee you’ll get to view the naughty sexual deviance starring ex-Miss California (and possibly an old boyfriend,) who knows, perhaps…immediately following a Prejean family celebration of career success in their lovely daughter Carrie’s life!? Hopefully this happens soon…right!

But…hold on. There’s a small caveat to mention. Prejean claims the tape was shot when she was still 17-years-old–before sealing it up and FedEx‘ing it to her long-distance boyfriend.

After reports circulated that former Miss California Carrie Prejean had a sex tape, the dethroned beauty queen confirmed the erotic video, which she called “the biggest mistake of my life.” “It was me by myself. There was no one else with me. I was not having sex,” Prejean, 22, told the Today Show on Tuesday, one day after admitting the existence of the tape on Fox.

(The X-rated video surfaced during a negotiating session with Miss California pageant officials over a lawsuit Prejean filed against the organization for stripping her of her crown earlier this year. When the tape’s existence was revealed, Prejean settled her suit.)

Click inside for more quotes from this dramatic story along with publicity videos to help you believe (and realize) this steamy tape actually was filmed, and does exist!
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Yes, it’s about that time for another history lesson,\also guess the most important pop culture events from the date–in our perspective!

On the 10th of November in 1969, PBS debuted the hit children’s program Sesame Street, now the longest running T.V. show ever, currently in it’s 4,200th some-odd episode. There were, however, additional significant events that went down on the 10th that deserve a mention too.

In the year 1983, Bill Gates’ Microsoft released Windows, an extension of MS-DOS that also included the first (GUI,) or graphical user interface!

Keep going, the end is almost near.

Wrapping with an event in the year 1989, when wrecking machines and bulldozers began smashing-up the Berlin Wall which separated West Berlin from the entire city (even E. Berlin) in Germany, after the GDR installed it 28-years earlier. Demolition politica!

Sienna Miller eyed the beefiest (potential new) male while strolling SoHo’s streets Tuesday morning (11/3), capturing a poor chap working his blue collar job–thanks to assistance from her dog Bessy, who quickly tangled the mans ankles in her wiry animal leash, wasting not a second after Sienna’s command to attack was ordered. Believable…right? Perhaps, yes, though…a more-truthier chase follows.

Sienna was actually out for a secret meetup with “ex-”fuck buddy Balthazar Getty, whom shared and treated his (young) piece of ass to a pampering-spa, thanks to underpaid illegal female workers. The duo embraced in a steamy kiss afterward, demonstrating the intense horniness and sexual tension shared–worse than two drunk virgins in a motel room on prom night! A swift, incognito departure followed the PDA(ds), while each headed in separate directions.

What a joke these two hiders are, since the majority of people aware of Sienna are also attune to the slutty truth at hand! Sorry, but this obvious fact isn’t a secret…contrary to the guilty, misinformed minds that might argue otherwise. More pics of the fake American-British blondy Miller walking Bessy the dog in SoHo waiting after the jump! Click continue now.

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Al Roker gets humped by a “drunken” ewok on NBC’s Halloween Today Show special themed for Star Wars. A pair of fuzzy midgets coaxed Al’s beastly-loving tendencies forward, whilst then proceeding to hump his leg. The fun ends with a finale “ground-pounding” stamina showcase, in which Roker gets front row seats!

Uhh, yeah…it does smell like a tea, for sure, man. Though…do you think producers clued Roke-Dog in to this stunt prior to the live taping Friday, or totally not at all!? Hahaha.

The Force was with the TODAY show this Halloween: The morning show’s hosts clearly enjoyed their once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to raid George Lucas’ treasure chest and become “Star Wars” characters for a morning at the annual “Halloween on the Plaza” party Friday.

Click inside to read some more of this circus party in Times Square! With more than a few.
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Lil’ Wayne managed to swindle police and justice officials (obviously consulting a lawyer) in his ongoing criminal weapons dilemma, pleadin’ & barg’nain his way outta’ more serious charges Thursday inside a Manhattan courthouse, earning 1-year hard jail time.

Judge Solomon doled out a sentence on the lesser charge of “attempted criminal possession of a weapon” in the second degree, complete with 1-year prison lockdown. Weezy fo-sheezied outta’ there quickly too, heading home while free on $30K bail-bond…though it’s undeniable he’ll get to spend at least some portion, if not the entire year locked up inside a concrete prison base!

27-year-old Grammy winner, aka Dwayne Carter III, appeared before Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Charles Solomon and copped to a felony count of attempted criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree. Hizzoner allowed the New Orleans MC to remain free on his current $30,000 bond but ordered him to surrender his passport. The “Hot Revolver” rapper struck a deal with Manhattan prosecutors and pleaded guilty today to attempted weapons possession in exchange for a one-year prison sentence, a spokeswoman for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office confirmed to E! News.

Lil Wayne’s attorney, Stacey Richman, told E! that the plea agreement had been in the works for some time. “Wayne decided that this was what he wanted to do. I think he had made the decision some time ago and there were discussions [with members of his posse],” the legal eagle said.

Is celeb justice truly served?

I guess it’s that time of year when Canada begins slaughtering baby seals across the vast arctic sheets called “Northwest Territory”…or some shit like that, angering souls worldwide, mostly vegetarian. Yeah, uhhh…part of the last sentence was totally fake, but the true fact remains: ruthless clubbing of adult (and baby) helpless sea lions, to an early death by the hundreds of thousands in Canada is fueled each year by the (roughly) $75 bounty each fur pelt nets at market…and 2010 is heating up for the hunt!

Of course, the ministry will argue for overpopulation, but you get the politics thing. While this practice remains acceptable in the Great White North, 99.2% of our trailing population thinks it’s pretty fucking cruel! So do your part (on the cheap) and stare at a group of pist-off vegetarian chicks…or even help PETA accomplish something great for your favourite wild thing!

Country starlet Taylor Swift and Twilight’s Taylor Lautner come together in this latest fugly celeb mash-up, offering a peek into their possible joint creation.

As evident, the product equals potentially catastrophic human results, should these two successfully spawn offspring. Assuming, of course, the child doesn’t immediately commit suicide upon birth. Simply provide the mirror!

So, who watched the DJ AM hosted show “Gone Too Far” on MTV this past Monday when the first episode debuted? If you catch the clip below, you’ll know it’s somewhat graphic, but don’t let that stop you from tuning in to an all-new episode today on MTV!