Happy Independence Day America! Since we don’t work holidays, today and this weekend will be spent getting extremely intoxicated while hopefully not catching a so-cal STD. Check out these hot party pictures with cleavage from the girls of nightlife gallery on ClubPlanet.com!

Amanda Bynes showing off her shitty see-through shirt with boobs [Drunken Stepfather]

Mariah Carey showing off her ass in new music video “I’ll Be Lovin’ U Long Time” [Popbytes]

Julia Roberts nanny has some nice lookin’ cleavage I think [I’m Not Obsessed]

Continuing with the July 4th theme is this awesome post about England and why they should become America’s 51st state [Asylum]

Ashley Tisdale wishes everyone a happy 4th with a nice firm bikini ass show [Derek Hail]

Top 5 celebrity quotes of the week [Hollywire]

A former methcoke head might be pregnant with baby #2 [Hollywood Backwash]

Megan Fox may be single and ready to fuck some dudes [Evil Beet]

Guess who Miley Cyrus aspires to become one day, worse than a dirty hooker [ICYDK]

Check out the top 10 best boobs in Hollywood according to Celebslam editor Nick [Celebslam]

Go win a contest for some Billy Joel music at our friends site [SOW]

Christina Applegate’s boyfriend was found dead [The Blemish]

Is Britney Spears banging a dirty paparazzi again? [POTP]

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince photos have leaked, go see ‘em children [Allie Is Wired]

Suri Cruise sold her bottle to some Scientologist haters [Cityrag]

The “Design On A Dime” show’s former host is now doing porn [Bumpshack]

Tara Reid is wasted in Hollywood with a hot friend and cleavage [Celebrity Smack]

Vintage 90210 camel toe or something like that [IBBB]

Here’s Lindsay Lohan eating with her boyfriend Samuel Ronson. Yes, we know her real name is Samantha but Samuel matches her appearance better. (Hey, she was a lot hotter back in the day when attempting to resemble a female). The half-orange duo celebrated Lindsay’s 22-years on birth control by shopping in Beverly Hills followed by lunch at La Scala.

I’d speculate about the debauchery which occured later that night, but I just got home from church and it would be a horrible sin. Here’s more from People:

Lindsay Lohan turned 22 Wednesday night with an intimate prom-themed birthday bash – and a sweet smooch from Samantha Ronson.

The actress – wearing a bright pink strapless micro-minidress by Bradley Bayou and an elaborate diamond necklace – arrived at Teddy’s lounge inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel just after 10 p.m. And her companion Ronson took the prom-theme seriously, dressed to the nines in black pants, a tuxedo shirt, bow tie and top hat with red trim.

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It looks like Mandy Moore either broke up, or got booted by a douchebagel named Ryan Adams, some 33-year-old musician. How the fuck did this tool snag Mandy in the first place, is what I want to know.

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are no longer making beautiful music together — the couple has split, a rep for the rocker confirms exclusively to OK!.

“Mandy is one of those genuinely sweet angelic people you wish to meet your whole life,” Ryan tells OK! in a statement. “I am grateful for our friendship and how it allowed us both to grow and learn more.”

An intensely private person, 33-year-old Ryan blames the media spotlight for the break-up, stating that he is “allergic” to the cameras.

Damn…what a girly-man. Sounds more like he’s allergic to the pussy!

The Huffington Post by way of France-based magazine titled Closer is reporting that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, having entered labor late Tuesday night and finally squeezing out the kiddies early Wednesday morning, safe and sound inside a French hospital.

According to Closer (in French:)

En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.fr

Translation: Angelina went into labor Tuesday night and gave birth this (Wednesday) morning in a French hospital.

I’m sure you’ll know within a few hours if this is the truth or not, assuming you care enough. Angie’s latest film, action-thriller Wanted has grossed over $83 million since opening in theaters Friday (6/27.)

Looks like soon-to-be divorced Madonna is being exposed for hosting late-night sex romps with Yankees player Alex Rodriguez, better known as “A-Rod.” Dude has fucked more bitches than there exists vagina’s in the entire planet Earth, but Madonna must definitely share some diseases with big Al, so they’re most likely raw-doggin’ it. Here’s more from Us Magazine:

Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands tomorrow, that Madonna’s seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

A ringless and grim-faced Ritchie, 39, arrived in New York City from London yesterday after several weeks apart from his family. A source tells Us that the $28-million-a-year Rodriguez, 32, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, 49, at her spacious home and would sneak out “as late as midnight.” Says the source, “All the doormen are talking.”

A-Rod’s Yankees rep, when reached for comment, referred Us to their shared manager Guy Oseary. When reached by Us, Oseary hung up the phone. Madonna’s rep, Liz Rosenberg, was not available.

Amy Winehouse prowled the streets of London last night, dazed in her usual crack-induced state of mind, fueled with booze and more crack smoke. Throw in a bit of Ecstasy, beer, Valium plus a lil’ Opium and you’ve got a warm-up buzz going if you’re name is Amy. The mongrel managed to steal some fries from an apparent bum, eventually finding her way home while snacking on the French delicacy.

More crack rocks, please! Click here for the additional Winehouse pic.

Go see how the New York chicks party in your latest girls of nightlife gallery @ Club Planet!

Britney Spears has a hairy ass upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]

New Madonna music video called “Give It To Me” ’cause she wants it [I’m Not Obsessed]

Wanna drink some Booty Sweat? Coming to stores near you… [Asylum]

Kelly Rowland and friends being slutty camwhore’s [Popbytes]

Michael Lohan claimed he has a secret child and is taking a test [ICYDK]

Oksana Anderson is a hot Football wife with fake titties [Derek Hail]

Get some midnight tits and butt with Ana Michels [Celebslam]

Mini-me made a sex tape and I don’t think you want much of that [Hollywire]

Smoking hot video of some bikini chicks and slippery sexy babe action [Video Viral]

Guess which blonde slutty big-titted bimbo wants to do Christian music? [Evil Beet]

Pam Anderson said calling Jessica Simpson a bitch was just a… [Hollywood Backwash]

Paris and Nicky Hilton doing media whoring somewhere [Celebrity Smack]

Video: Jay-Z owning Noel Gallagher by performing Wonderwall to open Glastonbury’s final headline act [Asylum]

Wanna see a nip slip from a midget named Bridget? (NSFW) [The Blemish]

Guess which rapper got arrested twice in one week? [POTP]

Brooke Hogan getting her ass touched again by daddy [Yeeeah]

Sienna Miller is a big whore and likes to fuck a lot [Allie Is Wired]

Coverage of supermodel Ruslana Korshunova and her apparent suicide leap from NYC high-rise [Bumpshack]

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer having sex in a limousine [SOW]

Yes, NYC got waterfalls for real and here are some pics [Cityrag]

An Olsen twin versus Pratt douche…my money on the Full House kid [IBBB]

Last night in Los Angeles, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army made its worldwide premiere, attracting the hot chicks from their poolsides and convertibles, including the likes of star Selma Blair and pal (not in the film) Daisy Fuentes.

Another sexy female you’ve probably never heard of named Lauren McKnight showed her face, and hopefully we’ll be seeing lots more of it on film, whether for mainstream purposes, or an adult amateur piece. Click inside for the full-sized HQ thumbnail links!

Make sure and check out the new Hellboy 2 site, and go see it in theaters nationwide starting July 11th!
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Amy the mongrel-skank Winehouse went psycho on a random female fan at the Glastonbury Festival, seen attacking with fists moving at the speed of crack. Watch the video below! Then pray extra hard she ODs before the year is out.

Kanye, Pharrell and Camille Miceli at Vuitton’s Menswear by Marc Jacobs show on 6/27, Paris Fashion Week.

Kanye West finally responded to the criticism received from a 2-hour delay in taking the Bonnaroo stage, sounding off in a blog post that sounds like something you’d read in a middle-schooler’s cellular text message inbox.

I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!! Call me any name you want…. arrogant, conceited, narcissistic, racist, metro, fag whatever you can think of…. BUT NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! NEVER SAY I DIDN’T GIVE MY ALL! THIS SHOWS NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY TO BE GOOD AT SOMETHING THERE WILL BE PEOPLE THERE TO LIE ABOUT YOU AND BRING YOU DOWN!

Uhhh, yeah, after reading that first sentence where Kanye substitutes a number “2″ for the word “to,” he kinda lost me. Hey rich guy–go buy another Bentley or bag of diamonds and then stop bitching for the remainder of 2008. I wonder how much Mr. West was paid for that show anyway?

“Bonnaroo should have released a statement in my defense but since they haven’t, let’s break down the walls on this Truman Show and let you know what really occurred!!!” West, 31, writes. At the four-day-long music festival in Tennessee, West was scheduled to perform at about 2:30 a.m. But, when Pearl Jam played an hour longer than planned, the crew didn’t have enough time to assemble West’s elaborate stage.

As the hours passed, fans became impatient, and crowds of people left. Those who stayed threw beer cans, toilet paper, and glow sticks onto the stage while chanting obscenities toward West.

Blah, blah…too bad they didn’t set a fire and inadvertently start killing each other too! Just kidding. Check out the rest of Kanye’s rant on his blog if you care to read more.