Amanda Bynes Ate Mr. Chow

Here’s Amanda Bynes leaving dinner last night at Mr. Chow, and judging by how puffy she looks I wouldn’t doubt it if she ate Mr. fucking Chow himself! I don’t know why I thought Amanda was sexy before, I even watched her show so I could see her body in a bikini, but then I became a blogger and realized how ugly most celebrities are. The whole point of this post was to illustrate the need for more workout facilities and less fast food restaurants in the Hollywood area…although this may result in a lot of cardiac arrest/death for the likes of Nicole Richie and other skinny ass starlets.

In reality, if Amanda Bynes approached me ready to give a blowjob, I’d have her naked in 3 seconds flat.

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