Amy Winehouse Cancels Entire Tour

Don’t you just love crackhead love? Amy Winehouse decided her tour could not continue without jailed boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil by her side, so she canceled the bitch. The Sun reports:

TROUBLED Amy Winehouse last night sensationally axed the rest of her UK Tour claiming she couldn’t carry on without her jailbird husband. The broken star issued a statement yesterday afternoon after crisis talks with her management and tour bosses in London. The meeting ended with Amy “collapsing in floods of tears” demanding her remaining tour dates were scrapped because she couldn’t cope without husband Blake Fielder-Civil. In a statement Amy, 24, said: “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.” A source inside the crisis talks told The Sun: “Amy was in Brighton this morning preparing at the Hilton for her gig in Bournemouth.

Exactly what Amy needs — Instead of working, she’ll lay around all day depressed with a needle in her arm and a mound of white powder at her side, sobbing for Blake’s return. Is this a good enough combination to produce an overdose, or what? The world needs one less crackhead every minute.