Angelina Jolie Is Pissing People Off

The headlines are continually growing ever outrageous as Angelina Jolie completed her latest adoption, a Vietnamese boy from Thailand named Pax-Thien. Apparently she’s only giving exclusive pics to People magazine, which is cause for anger and hatred. Editors are fucking pissed off! More from Page Six:

Sources say Us Weekly, Star and other celebrity weeklies are so fed up with getting scooped by People, they’ve turned on Jolie and Brad Pitt with a vengeance. Jolie reportedly has already picked out a 1-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni in Chad and has her lawyers working on the adoption paperwork. “She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer,” a source told the British paper. She’d better be generous with the baby pictures.

The headline on Us last week blared, “Her Twisted Double Life,” along with, “Her broken promise to be a stay-at-home mom . . . How she uses her kids to manipulate the media.” This week, Star went with “Angelina Walks Out on Brad! . . . and Dumps the Kids!” The tab says Jolie reneged on her promise to stay home with her kids and flew off to Chicago to film “Wanted.”

I’ve got an idea for the next kid, the reported orphan girl from Chad — Angelina should give NinjaDude.com the mother fucking pictures instead! It would be like helping two charities for the price of one.