Angelina Possibly Popped Out Her Twins

The Huffington Post by way of France-based magazine titled Closer is reporting that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins, having entered labor late Tuesday night and finally squeezing out the kiddies early Wednesday morning, safe and sound inside a French hospital.

According to Closer (in French:)

En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.fr

Translation: Angelina went into labor Tuesday night and gave birth this (Wednesday) morning in a French hospital.

I’m sure you’ll know within a few hours if this is the truth or not, assuming you care enough. Angie’s latest film, action-thriller Wanted has grossed over $83 million since opening in theaters Friday (6/27.)