Ashlee Simpson Has Enormous Breasts

Here’s Ashlee Simpson at last night’s Hot Hollywood party, and I think her titties grew a full 2 cup sizes, or I’m just a moron because I never noticed how large they actually were. And to think just over a year ago Ashlee was looking busted as fuck…oh the wonders of plastic surgery. I don’t think sex with her would require my brown bag anymore either. Click inside for pics of the other starlets who showed up, looking nothing short of coked out!