Ashlee Simpson Shows Cleavage

I can’t believe how lazy fat chicks are! I was walking out of a national retail store today when I noticed a fat bitch getting back in her car, parked conveniently in the handicapped section. The lot was full of cars, and no way was this tubby fuck gonna walk an extra 30 yards to park her car, possibly burning some calories in the process. Makes me fucking sick!

Now that I’ve cleared that up, have a look at Ashlee Simpson’s latest pics. Wasn’t Papa Joe supposed to takeover as head photog? If he did, then his brain is truly fucked up. It’s not that he lets her flaunt some cleavage, but rather photographing her on top of that makes him extra wacked out.

I will admit that Ashlee is looking better than she did one year ago. You never know, maybe one day she’ll make it to our hot chicks section!

More pics after the jump