Paris Hilton should be required by the Centers for Disease Control to get a vagina tattoo warning potential partners of the risks involved when engaging in sexual intercourse. Here’s a list of some shit Paris may taint unsuspecting lovers with, in case you got drunk with her in the past 5 years.
TMZ has confirmed that the Good Charlotte member not named Joel is now officially dating La Hilton. The two were seen out last night together at Home Nightclub in St. Louis (yes, Missouri), where Benji DJ’ed and Paris did what she does best – danced! Sources close to the situation tell TMZ, “They are dating for sure,” and that they actually met a while back but were in other relationships at the time. “It was all about the timing,” we’re told.
This dude would probably be making a wise health decision by visiting his doctor ASAP. Unlike the retarded move of booting your hot ex-fiance Sophie Monk.
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pare-ass looks like a washed out flat chested skank.the guy simply looks like a loser.you know just the kind a skank attracts
tcidda — February 26, 2008 @ 2:39 am
SHE IS THE NASTIEST THING KNOWN TO MAN. OR WOMEN. EVERYONE KNOWS SHES GOT THE HERPES. WITH EVERYONE SHES PORKED YOU KNOW HER SNATCH IS ANYTHING BUT CLEAN. *WRETCH*
annette — June 9, 2008 @ 2:31 am