Break Out That E-Meter

Suri Cruise, sacred offspring of father Tom and Katie, was snapped yesterday with mommy at Central Park–digging for a green snack! While it’s no secret every child picks their nose, Suri is a special science-alien type being, and nose picking is unacceptable under the Cruise reign. Don’t forget, daddy is the “god” of all L. Ron’s, so his daughter must behave accordingly. Despite being less than 3 years old.

I suppose the freaks are about to fire up that Scientology E-meter for a Suri “demon” audit. There’s probably something wrong with her brain if she’s trying to stick her finger near it! Although, I do admit, she’s one of the cutest celeb kids I’ve seen since being forced to know which Hollywood couple is parenting. HQ pic when you click the mini nose picker above!