Britney Finds Panties

Britney Spears celebrated her birthday over the weekend, making it clear to the world that she does in fact own panties. Brit danced, drank, and flaunted her newly pantie-d ass for the crowd on Saturday night. Sorry to say folks, I think the days of Britney upskirts might be over. But have no fear, I just read something exciting from Jeannette Walls:

The panty-eschewing singer has been pole-dancing with her new best friend, Paris Hilton, who has been giving her private striptease lessons, according to U.K. reports. The two have reportedly been practicing on a stripper pole in Hilton’s Hollywood house. “Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu,” a source told the London Star. “They then went downstairs and danced at Paris’ in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can’t wait to get a fella and test them out.”

The longer Paris and Britney remain friends, the better our chances will be to witness more ho activity. Now excuse me, I’m heading over to the Hilton house to peek in some windows!

Click here to watch a video of the booty shaking action from Splash News!