Britney Is A Joke

Britney Spears’ court drama is apparently going to last a good 20 years. The psychotic former pop star showed up and didn’t want to testify because she was scared, making for a quick departure. Once again, your wasted tax dollars can be blamed on Britney for misuse of police resources.

In a chaotic scene, Britney Spears arrived at her child-custody hearing Monday – but left the courthouse after paparazzi surrounded her. “I’m scared. I want to get in the car. I’m going in the car,” she said after stepping out of the car as photographers crowded around her. Spears, 26, then got back in the car. Police tried to coax her out, but she slammed her back against the seat and shouted, “No!” Spears’s car eventually drove off, and she didn’t make it to the afternoon session of the hearing. The troubled pop singer stayed home during the hearing’s morning session, which ex-husband Kevin Federline, 29, attended.

Spears was not legally required to go, and she originally had “no plans” to do so, according to a source. But another source said her legal team “strongly advised” her to attend, and by the lunch break her lawyer said he was “hopeful” she’d show in the afternoon. About 1:15 p.m., her car arrived at the courthouse. In a confusing sequence of events, the car at one point pulled into the garage, and at another point Spears got out for a few seconds, when she said she was scared and got back in. The car also was seen driving around the block, and at least once it pulled up to the curb, was met by photographers, and drove away.