Britney Leaves Rehab 8 Days Early

Britney Spears has reportedly checked out of Promises rehabilitation center 8 days early, the following statement was released by her manager Larry Rudolph:

“Britney Spears has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program. We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”

Since when is leaving early successful completion? These celebretards will keep fucking up until another death occurs, at which point some will calm down while others simply ignore it. Namely Paris, Nicole, and Britney. I’ve got my fingers crossed Paris gets waxed first!

Stay tuned for more on this developing story.