Britney Spears Attempts Suicide In Rehab

Britney Spears has reportedly attempted suicide inside Promises rehab center, after a psychotic rage that had the former pop star screaming obscenities and tying bedsheets round her neck. More from AU News:

Britney Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming “I am the anti-christ” to frightened staff. She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil’s number “666″ across her head. Spears’s manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope. The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, “I am the anti-christ!” “The clinic people just didn’t know what to do,” a friend claimed. The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

Under normal circumstances this story would sound like bullshit, but after Britney’s antics the past few weeks, I wouldn’t doubt for one second the truthiness here.