Britney Spears Continues Studying To Become Hooker

By now it shouldn’t come as a surprise to see Britney Spears dressed like the slut she is…or should I say, the trailer park, hillbilly, dirt-loving, crawfish eating slut she is. This doesn’t change the fact that I would impregnate her at the slightest opportunity…free money is always nice!

Although Britney would be required to hand over all the cash she would be earning at her new job on the corner. Cousin Ali must feel somewhat awkward next to her, dressed like a prude and all.

You can take the girl out of the trailer…

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