Jamie Spears: Panty Inspector

Britney Spears’ father Jamie is not only in control of his crazy daughter’s finances, but has also reportedly been acting as panty inspector! Yes, Brit’s dad has to make sure she leaves the house with that infamous vagina covered, an effort to thwart the now overabundance of upskirt shots the paps have captured.

Jamie Spears, who is in charge of his daughter’s affairs, is fed up with the Toxic star’s revealing clothing — and wants to ensure her pantyless flashing days are behind her. A source said: “Jamie makes sure to ask Britney if she has underwear on before she goes out.” The singer’s assistant, Brett, also reportedly reminds the pop wreck to wear underwear and a bra. The source added to the National Enquirer: “Britney tries to ignore their requests, but her dad is adamant and insists she change if she’s falling out of her top.”

By our count, there’s probably over 1,456 Britney crotch exposures since last year, but we lost count after number 10 because, well, that shit just gets old, and Britney isn’t getting any sexier.