No Super Bowl Ad For Vagina Flasher

Britney Spears has been “left out” of the Super Bowl ad negotiations due to her status as Hollywood’s biggest train wreck. You know that can’t be good when Paris Hilton gets a spot before you. NY Daily News reports:

Among the celebrity business being brokered while everyone is in L.A. for the Golden Globes is casting for an all-star NFL Network promo to air during the Feb. 4 football finale. A source familiar with negotiations says Spears’ people were turned down flat when they asked about participating. “She’s too much of a train wreck,” says the insider. “Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.” Ouch! (As of yesterday, Hilton was said to be “on board” but had not inked the deal.) Spears’ infamous underwear-free week out in L.A. disqualified her from a Super Bowl still sensitive about Janet Jackson’s 2004 “wardrobe malfunction,” says the source.

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