Britney Spears was spotted eating burgers, fries, and onion rings yesterday in Hollywood, where she dined with some of her fake friends. Just look at the shit-storm Britney causes wherever she happens to be! It must really suck to be her right now, but I wouldn’t mind being a fat, lazy slob if my bank account looked anything like hers. Really though, I think tubbs needs to chill on the food intake. Britney should be eating salad and drinking water instead of downing greasy burgers and sugar filled coke. Where the fuck is that personal trainer, god damnit!?
I’m not the only asshole here, so it’s time for another poll. Is Britney eating too much or am I just being a prick?
Well, she may suck and may be fat, but you still have to remember that she got 2 kids.
Bert — January 18, 2007 @ 4:51 pm