Britney Spears Is See-Through And Slobby

I’m unsure as to why Britney Spears continues offering public displays of nudity, well over a year after her vagina upskirt flash she still feels the need to expose herself. I’m sure nobody would complain if Brit looked like she did in ‘99, but trans fat eventually turns into cellulite and eggs become fertile.

Moral of the story: Britney Spears should stop flashing her tits, ass, pussy, and anything else that may cause appetite loss, severe nausea, and blindness.