Britney Spears: Less Beer, More Crunches

Are you and your mother fed up with Britney’s latest antics? You know what I mean…late night partying every single night, drunken upskirts, sober upskirts, borderline lesbian sex with Paris Hilton, and Pabst Blue Ribbon 40 ouncers. It’s about time for a reality check. You are supposed to be a fucking pop princess god damn it! Just like Ozzy is the prince of fucking darkness…Britney Spears is the slut queen of pop…at least for now.

All kidding aside, Britney really does need to distance herself from parasite for awhile so she can regain her focus. Her focus on toning up that fat fucking stomach! Yeah, you just had a kid…3 months ago. That is plenty of time to get yourself looking better than you do now. K-Fed is definitely that burst of semen that should have been swallowed.

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