Britney Spears Not Pregnant Again

Britney was spotted earlier with pap lover Adnan Ghalib browsing pregnancy tests at Rite Aid — sparking a pregnancy rumor that has been declared “bullshit.”

While images of Britney Spears and new pal Adnan Ghalib apparently shopping for pregnancy tests at a pharmacy have sent the baby bump rumor mill into a frenzy, a source close to Britney tells Access Hollywood it’s all a joke. “It’s all bullshit. They’re just toying with the paparazzi,” Spears confidant Sam Lutfi told Access. Brit and Adnan were seen perusing the pregnancy test aisle at a Rite Aid in Studio City on Tuesday. However, the validity of the rumors was questioned as the photos of the couple were taken by FinalPixx – the agency Adnan works for.

Who really knows for sure? At this point, it wouldn’t be at all too surprising if L. Ron Hubbard came swooping out of Britney’s vagina and began merc-ing bitches that weren’t down with Xenu.