Street Hooker Of The Day: Britney Spears

Flashing that ass and stomping through the rough streets of L.A. in her best pair of stripper boots, Britney Spears makes her debut as Street Hooker Of The Day at NinjaDude.com! Spotted by our friends at BuzzFoto, Britney was accompanied by one of her cousins as she made way into Winston’s for what we can only speculate was filled with debauchery, drugs, and vomit.

Judging by the vehicle she’s wobbling out of, I wouldn’t doubt Spears pounded back a few 24s of Pabst Blue Ribbon (in a can) before posting out to her various street corners…I think the license plate has one of those handicap signs on it. I’d probably try to get Brit’s number if I saw her in public, but the smell emanating would keep me at a 5-foot radius, and by that point I’m already removing my shoes. Would you rather receive a positive STD test three months down the road, or resort to another night of Girls Gone Wild?