Happy Birthday Britney Spears

It’s truly a remarkable day to celebrate, the birth of our favorite no panties violator, Britney Spears! She turns 25, and I sure hope she receives lots of new underwear to cover that crotch! If she shows her shaved hairless beaver again, my server will crash from all the perverts that just want a peek of Britney’s goods.

So what do others think of the whole upskirt scandal Brit has set off the past week? Let’s get critical and show you some real comments posted by fans to Britney’s MySpace page!

Comment by: Adam - i might as well say happy birthday as it is and hope someone got you some knickers! i always have and always will support ya and i’ll never think any less of you, anyway love you and hope all your wishes come true

Adam must be a homosexual.

Comment by: Allison - they are called panties, Brit, and as much as you make I know you can afford to buy some. If you and Paris were playing together, at leasty cover it up for the rest of us!

Allison is definitely not into lesbian sex with Britney and Paris.

Comment by: Tula - just wanna say that i love you no mather what you do or do not do in your private life. it does not matter! i’m really looking forward to your next album. can’t wait!

Tula is just a poor fan that likes shitty music. Blame MTV!

Comment by: Adnan - biatch!! i know u wanna be showin me that shavy pussy again with ur panties britney!! show it again bich!

Adnan apparently speaks English as a second language, and is quite possibly the most violent commenter thus far.

Stay tuned for more on the latest Britney scandals!