Britney’s New Rehab Rocker Boyfriend

Britney Spears apparently found her next husband while in rehab, a man who sings in a rock band called Riva, Jason Filyaw. The 33-year-old is staying at Promises rehab center, and has made an unusual friendship with the former pop star, even suggesting they move in together once out of the program. MSNBC reports:

“Britney adores Jason,” a friend of Jackson’s told the Enquirer. “He’s been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life. She’s convinced Jason can help her through rehab because as an alcoholic, he’s been through the same thing.” Spears emails and phones Filyaw constantly, according to the report, and the two have pet names for one another: he calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady; she calls him Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun. Filyaw, when contacted by the Enquirer, said, “I have nothing to say about this.”

Take one look at this guy and you can almost see the disaster waiting to happen! I hope she marries him actually, then we’re all in for a big giant treat. She must need friends really, really bad. For the right price, even I would give her my phone number!