Cameron Diaz Scares Young Spanish Children

I’ve lost my appetite after looking at these pictures of Cameron Diaz from her Madrid premiere of The Holiday. A crease here, a wrinkle there…it’s all good, just keep grinding doc. Seriously, I have no idea how Justin Timberlake wakes up next to that hideous sight each morning. I’d be leaping from my fucking sheets if it was me sharing a mattress with her. I just can’t see their relationship lasting through 2007. What is Cameron, like 35? Her skin already resembles that of a 50 year old. There’s no way Timberlake can stomach this mess much longer.

By the way, wearing a fugly ass dress will not make your fugly ass face look any less fucking ugly.