Carmen Electra Is Getting Old

If Carmen Electra’s chest can’t even get John Mayer to stare, she’s either getting old or he’s gay. Along with some other dudes, John was awarded Cosmopolitan’s fearless male of the year award because he’s not afraid to sing about butterflies and love.

Actually, the real reason is ’cause he had sex with a tranny hooker named Jessica Simpson…that shit takes some balls! Big balls, and a lot of Jack Daniel’s.