Cat Crack Feeder, Duh Duh Duh

Not surprising news — Pete Doherty is under suspicion of giving drugs to his cat after the crack-headed rocker noticed his feline acting sickly. The vet tested his animal and determined cocaine in the system, something cats don’t normally eat. Pete confessed he was lonely and wanted a friend to share his bag with.

The Babyshambles star owns a cat named Dinger, a slang word for syringe, which recently gave birth to a litter of five kittens. One of the litter became ill and the singer was forced to take the kitten into the vet for tests, where the drug revelation was discovered. An RSPCA spokesman told the Daily Star: “It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.”

Remember when Pete was caught feeding marijuana to the penguins? LOL…when will this fucker overdose and die already? I hope they find him rolled over in a ditch.