Scarlett Johansson Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Reports by People Magazine finally indicate Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds are engaged to be married. You can almost hear the collective whimper of males worldwide right about now. Reynolds, who’s already been married and divorced to Alanis Morissete, officially becomes the luckiest man alive. That is of course, until he and Scarlett get […]

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That would be nice if they gave you dinner […]

Prince Charles was caught staring at Scarlett Johansson’s massive rack last night in London, greeting her with a handshake and complimentary breast exam.

The Sun caught Natalie Portman scoping out Scarlett Johansson’s rack when the two shared promo duty for The Other Boleyn Girl this weekend. The highlight of Berlinale! Don’t lose hope that a lesbian sex tape will surface one day.

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman spotte earlier today looking hot in Berlin, promoting upcoming film “The Other Boleyn Girl” which hopefully has some nudity in it. Otherwise, I won’t be watching that sort of crap, and neither should you.
If these two came outta’ the closet as lesbian lovers it would probably end the war in […]

Scarlett Johansson gets naked and lesbian for upcoming Woody Allen film “Vicky Christina Barcelona.” The erotic scene includes Penelope Cruz as her partner, which has the duo dyking out in a red photography dark room. Later in the film, Javier Bardem (who is dating Penelope in real life) supposedly joins the ladies in another scene […]

Scarlett Johansson was on USO duty, paying a visit to our troops stationed in Kuwait. While an autograph and handshake with a sexy, famous actress is nice, Scarlett’s appearance probably served as the single biggest cause of blue balls to date.

Pregnancy? First comes the engagement, which Scarlett Johansson is rumored to announce with boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, formerly Mr. Alanis Morissette. Yep, she’s getting married folks, and now, you’re officially never touching that ass. Until the divorce happens, anyway.

Her rep is denying it, but a very good source tells me we can soon expect an engagement […]

Scarlett Johansson showed up to some presidential rally at a high school, most likely causing mass hysteria amongst the male pupils.
This is one of those rare opportunities for a “oops-I-tripped-and-my-hand-found-your-chest” moments, which would merely get you suspended instead of a beating by ScarJo’s bodyguard. An even trade for a few seconds of bliss.
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Rumors have begun over the actress tapped for Jenna Jameson’s porn biopic, and Scarlett Johansson seems to be the female everyone thinks was chosen to play the role, however this seems to not be the case, according to People:

Scarlett Johansson will not portray the porn star in the film adaptation of her autobiography. “Scarlett has […]

I’m about to board an airplane, so here’s Scarlett Johansson last night showing off her giant breasts. I wish I had them as my pillow.

Scarlett Johansson has once again topped a list for being super hot, as she was named Glamour’s ‘Sexiest Body In The World’
Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson has been hailed as having the sexiest body in the world. The Lost in Translation star, who was once described as “criminally sexy” by director Woody Allen, finished top in […]

Here’s Scarlett Johansson in a random foreign country showing off some nice side boobage. The video is only 3 seconds, but the pause button works wonders!

Scarlett Johansson was in Miami over the weekend for the Super Bowl partying, but not for the actual game. She showed up in some hot denim shorts, which only get classified as being hot ’cause she’s wearing them. This trip paid off for the starlet, she supposedly won a 1-year lease on a 22 million […]

Scarlett Johansson and Selma Blair attended Girls Getaway at Social House, but in my eyes this looked more like a lesbian’s getaway instead. I don’t know what Scarlett was thinking with that hair, maybe she wanted to match her lover Selma. Also, that pink kimono or whatever the fuck she has on looks ridiculous, although […]

Scarlett Johansson’s latest photo shoot comes from the renowned British photographer, Craig McDean. I like her in the business attire…wouldn’t that be nice to have her as your boss? The full set of pics after the jump!

The rumors of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz’s break up have been confirmed, and Scarlett seems to be the new piece of ass Justin opted to start fucking. Honestly, I don’t know what took the guy so long…Cameron was getting older, used up, and more wrinkled by the day. Yes, she is absolutely disgusting…but, that […]

Scarlett Johansson was named the most beautiful female celebrity ever to exist.

The Lost In Translation actress was voted into the top spot ahead of Kylie Minogue and Liv Tyler, with all three praised for their lack of over-the-top make-up of drastic cosmetic procedures by anti-ageing site HoldBackTime.com. Tina Richards, a spokesperson for the site, […]

Whether you call them garbage bags, track jackets, or jumpsuits…one thing’s for sure: bad fashion is alive and well in Hollywood’s young starlets. Originally worn by Scarlett Johansson, this retarded jumpsuit garment was flaunted last night by queen skeez herself, Lindsay Lohan. Why she thought this poop would look good on her is beyond me. […]

Scarlett Johansson was in London yesterday for the premiere of her new movie The Prestige. I don’t think anyone cares about her hairdo when her chest looks like that.
Enjoy the photos!

Scarlett Johansson was looking super sexy at the Moet And Chandon Fashion Tribute! It’s almost Halloween, and Scarlett donned her mask! I must say she wears it well…I’d probably ask her to keep it on in the bedroom if my name was Josh Hartnett. You can tell just by looking at her that she’s into […]

Normally when we post Scarlett on NinjaDude, the pics are nothing short of sexy. Today we have something different. I found these pics over at Egotastic and couldn’t help but ask myself…what the fuck were you thinking, Johansson?!
That outfit she’s wearing looks like my daughters track suit. How much money does she make again? I […]

Check out the hottie Scarlett Johansson as she eats a vanilla cone while running around with her lover Josh Hartnett (they are dating.)
He is a lucky dude. Although I’m unsure about the dress she is wearing.
Show some skin Scarlett.