Ashlee Simpson Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Initial attempts made by Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz at selling baby photographs to mags have failed miserably, as nobody believes Bronx Mowgli (yes, they really named a child this) and his eccentric parents will be interesting enough to turn profit. As other stars fetch 6 figures, and sometimes even millions of dollars per exclusive […]

Ashlee Simpson got married to emo-rocking boyfriend Pete Wentz, and People Magazine is using the pics to boost sales, because yes, people actually care about this kind of stuff.
Yes, yes…we know you’re one who could give a shit less, but here’s a pic from the latest cover anyways. Ladies–if you want the additional wedding […]

Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant by Pete Wentz, the 28-year-old singer of pop rock group Fall Out Boy. The pair was recently engaged and pregnancy lends reason to their decision. Oh shit! You know Joe is definitely not happy. Pops was hoping to move with his girls to the Yearn for Zion Ranch, but since […]

Let’s continue the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy rumors with this photo of the faux-rocker promoting her album yesterday at Wal-Mart. Looks like there’s either a mini Pete Wentz growing inside, or she ate too much from the catering room.

Papa Joe definitely won’t be happy if the former is true. He wants to be first to impregnate […]

Here’s Ashlee Simpson at some dinner last night which, surprise, surprise…I don’t care to find out exactly where because we have breasts involved here. I think Ash is attempting to one up big sis Jessica in the cleavage department, so I’ve placed a somewhat recent shot of her above for your pleasure, and for scientific […]

Is it just a cover to deter attention away from his attraction to men, or does Pete Wentz really have sex with Ashlee Simpson? A question many people wonder in these times, but we’re not even sure Ashlee gives up the vagina that often. Her daddy’s warned her about the diseases in Hollywood, and I […]

Not sure of the truth behind this one, but it’s being said that Ryan Phillippe spent the night with Ashlee Simpson after a night of partying at club Les Deux, the Post Chronicle reports:
A source told Australia’s New Weekly magazine: “When Ryan and his friends arrived they were shown to the only table with any […]

X17 spotted Ashlee Simpson on Sunset Blvd., and when asked about her music career, she told them a new album is in the works. I don’t know who lied to this skank, but her music sucks extreme balls. Let me re-phrase that…you can always pay for a band and some beats, but the vocals and […]

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were spotted having dinner together last night at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Thankfully these sisters have each other to accompany, as they find it increasingly difficult to land a date in light of Joe Simpson’s stranglehold on his daughters relationships. You know what they say about southern families…and I wouldn’t […]

Ashlee Simpson had a nip slip in Honolulu on Tuesday, as new pictures of her beach body surface. This time you get to see her ass, and a nipple as she carelessly pulls her top down in the water. Finally Ashlee recognizes the need to join the nipple slip club. All she needs to do […]

Ashlee Simpson was spotted on Tuesday in Honolulu wearing a bikini, however the sight of her body caused not a single erection throughout the entire beach. Aren’t fat girls supposed to rock the one piece? LOL.
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Ashlee Simpson gave her best Jessica face as she left the grocery store…those hardcore punk rock chicks even carry their own bags! Check out those lips though, they look like plump collagen hot dogs. Good for sucking Pete Wentz off I suppose! I hope Ash takes those shades off before she puts the car in […]

Look, an Ashlee Simpson! Hideous. She reminds me of a skinny Courtney Love in these pics. All we need next is for Pete Wentz to shoot himself in the head! Hit that jump for Ashlee’s American Music Awards pics

Jessica Simpson and sister Ashlee were spotted in L.A. embracing each other before a shopping trip. I wonder if Ashlee is giving Jess some tips on how to perform better in the sack, ever since big sis’ decided to start sleeping around! Yeah, I think Ashlee is the bigger slut.
Also, the ridiculously over sized […]

I can’t believe how lazy fat chicks are! I was walking out of a national retail store today when I noticed a fat bitch getting back in her car, parked conveniently in the handicapped section. The lot was full of cars, and no way was this tubby fuck gonna walk an extra 30 yards to […]

Ashley is taking after big sis Jessica quite well these days.
She was spotted over the weekend partying with her new fuck buddy, Pete Wentz.
Who the fuck is Pete Wentz you ask? He plays bass guitar in a kiddy pop-punk band called Fall Out Boy.
This makes me sick. Ashley is truly a dirty whore.

Another candid weekend for you!
Check out Ashlee Simpson painting the town white…with her thong. See it revealed as she exits the vehicle…it’s as if she does it on purpose!
Give me a 12-pack and I’d do her.

Here are some shots of Ashlee Simpson from last night. Look how enthusiastic she is for the paparazzi and her fans.
I still believe Ashlee should be boycotted from the air.