Ashley Olsen Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

The less crazy Olsen twin named Ashley happily shows off her denim ass in West Hollywood yesterday, snapped entering her vehicle complete with a hobo flannel. Seriously, some of these street bums dress nicer than her. Probably where she got the shirt.

You haven’t seen the Olsen trolls around lately, so here’s Ashley attending a Miss Sixty fashion show in New York this weekend. It looks like…lots…of…fun. Especially considering Ashley is surrounded by more bitches. Stupid bitches attract other stupid bitches, did you know that?

Ashley Olsen was on hand for another LA store launching when the very closet-dyke looking Selma Blair proceeded to molest her. Judging by Ash’s facial expression, she looks absolutely thrilled to be sharing her personal space.

The lesser-crazy Olsen twin we call Ashley was on hand in chilly NYC last night to celebrate the grand re-opening of the New Museum. If only her sis’ would attempt to look this hot, you’d have 2x the pics to enjoy.

Apparently Ashley Olsen was the object of a show-and-tell for her future step daughter, little miss Armstrong.
Most little girls take Barbie dolls to show-and-tell. But not Lance Armstrong’s daughter. Radar has learned that one of the part-eunuch biker’s young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) […]

It seems Lance Armstrong had a thing for Full House as a college student. Apparently the 7-time Tour de France winner is fucking Ashley Olsen after the pair was spotted numerous times enjoying dinner followed by games of kissy face.

Lance Armstrong, 36, and Ashley Olsen, 21, are turning the heat up on their unlikely relationship. […]

Ashley Olsen was feeling naughty the other day in Hollywood while she shopped in a see-through skirt, revealing the former Full House stars panties in full glory! I don’t know why she even bothered to wear that piece of fabric in the first place if all she wanted to do was give everyone a peek […]

Here’s Ashley Olsen parading around Hollywood yesterday as she left her favorite lunchtime joint, the local Starbucks to fetch her daily sustenance — an overpriced coffee drink that contains enough calories to keep that tiny, malnourished body running strong.
Looks like Ashley also forgot to cover up that wart on her foot with a band-aid…I bet […]

A day I thought would never arrive — Ashley Olsen and wicked chthonic sister, Mary-Kate actually look clean, fresh-smelling, and presentable! Known for edgy, trashy, and downright disgusting fashion, the Olsen sisters were spotted doing some shopping at a place I don’t care to remember the name of. Pictures via X17.
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Ashley Olsen was spotted gathering her daily sustenance, which consists of: Starbucks tea for breakfast and lunch, followed by a microwaved mocha latte for dinner. Occasionally, when Ashley gets extremely hungry, a walnut or two is thrown in for good measure.

Ashley Olsen was spotted over the weekend purchasing some coffee in her witch costume, although I thought Halloween was long over and the continuous references to the ghoulish holiday in order to poke fun at this Olsen twin would cease. That’s definitely not going to happen long as she keeps wearing these ridiculous fucking outfits […]

Normally we’re all used to seeing Ashley Olsen as the chthonic witch of the west, but lately she’s been flaunting her sexy A-cups, and now she’s showing off a little more in the form of her ass. I was wondering if God even gave this Olsen twin a booty, but that was answered when she […]

For some unknown reason (most likely due to drugs) Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen still think it’s Halloween, which means they need plenty of potent rocks to help keep the broomstick afloat. In all seriousness, these two girls are looking absolutely great, top of their game really. I can see them both appearing in the sexiest […]

Ashley Olsen was spotted vacationing in Mexico over the weekend, as her hot oily body lay crackling under the sun — eager, prying eyes of the paparazzi sat camped 23 meters from her tanning spot, snapping pics with their long distance telephoto lenses. Most likely under the influence of some substance, Ashley was photographed in […]

Ashley Olsen was spotted looking ridiculous once again, only this time she made it worthwhile by showing off her pokie nipple for the paparazzi. I think she was on her way to karate class, and it must have been cold out.

Ashley Olsen was spotted shopping with a friend in L.A. yesterday, as she attempted to shield herself from the cameras. I don’t understand why these celebretards hide themselves for 2 seconds, then stroll around openly a minute later, affording the paparazzi a bunch of good shots. Maybe she wanted to convey her anger towards their […]

Mary-Kate Olsen pictured above is in serious need of some milk! Note her fingernails appearance with the presence of white spots, indicating calcium deficiency. I guess things can’t get too much worse when your diet consists of synthetic drugs and almonds. Whoever pounds Mary-Kate at night should be careful not to break anything! More inside […]

Ashley Olsen was spotted in L.A. dressed in a goth cloak made of fur, complete with a skull band-aid on her ankle. WTF?
Is Ashley aware how fucking ridiculous she looks? Leave the deranged fashion to drug addicted Mary-Kate. 2 More pics inside!

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The Olsen twins decided to dress in a presentable fashion over the weekend, appearing in matching pieces that came with a surprise; transparency. Mary-Kate and Ashley opted for the bare skin look, which resulted in not one, but two sets of perky tits peeking out from behind their black dresses! This is definitely the sexiest […]

Holy shit! What has Mary-Kate done to that fucking hair? The Olsen twins went on some sort of shopping spree at Barney’s, when Mary-Kate was spotted with her newly bleached head. Ashley is looking better here, but her sister continues to resemble a sallow orphan. Perhaps they snort more drugs during the holiday season?
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As much as I’d love to refrain from posting negative and slanderous comments about the Olsen twins, these creepy sisters leave me no choice. Here they are at the Dolce and Gabbana “Art Of Elysium” event in Hollywood. Mary-Kate still looks slightly more cracked out than Ashley, but I believe they both use drugs quite […]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen did the Today show, this time with a prolific video highlighting the twins hustle and bustle. Watch it now! Follow the jump and you’ll find a few candids of Ashley.
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are featured on a double-covered issue of Teen Vogue. The photos show the twins dressed up in circus clothes, as you can see in the gallery below. Although, at least it’s better than wearing flannels and looking like a scrubby guy. I’m sure photoshop had a little part in this too. […]

Ashley changed the hair to a dark color, and I must say it looks good on her. At least this Olsen twin dresses somewhat presentable, unlike her sister. Below are some pics of her out shopping, and also a couple from Halloween acting stupid with her pals. It’s great to see these little monkey’s all […]