Avril Lavigne Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Here’s the authentic queen of punk rock Mrs. Avril Lavigne, wandering in a drunken stupor
Monday night after barging out from the depths of club H Wood in…you guessed it–obviously Hollywood! (This bar was formerly The Stork…a failure indeed.)
The Canadian rock and roller was clad in her usual pink and black wardrobe filled with skulls and […]

Avril Lavigne was at the TRL studios in NYC recently, posing for some shots as the faux-punk playfully showed her ass. She really owes MTV a whole lot more than weak butt shots, and I’m thinking more like some nudes. Avril owes her entire career to them, from launching that feisty manufactured image to sustaining […]

Avril Lavigne, AKA the most hardcore, ass-kicking punk rocker to ever walk planet earth, was extra pumped last night at a show in Edmonton, Alberta. The recently married MTV-bred starlet gave the crowd some zest in the form of ninja punk kicks, as evident in the photo.
I suppose that means at least one thing — […]

Is there a hardcore punk rock line at Kitson or something? Otherwise, I see no reason why Avril Lavigne would want to shop there. Spotted yesterday on Robertson Blvd. with husband Deryck Whibley, Avril’s aura screamed nothing but pure rock ‘n’ roll as she pranced around LA dropping twonies throughout.
I’m fucking Canadian, bitches!

These Avril Lavigne bikini butt crack pics must have slipped past us earlier, but nevertheless here they are. Since the pop star was voluntary in exposing her ass to the paparazzi, you can safely assume right about now is when her laptop searches Google all night.
The funny truth here is that, no matter how many […]

Faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne continues her Miami vacation, slipping this time into a blue bikini for the pool while sipping (only) hardcore drinks.
Canadian bitches don’t fuck around when it comes to alcohol, sex, and poutine. Avril needs to step up her game and bring a real upskirt sometime soon.

Avril Lavigne pregnant? Maybe not the case, her rep has fired back at rumors claiming Avril is pregnant with husband Deryck Whibley’s child.
A rep for Avril Lavigne tells Usmagazine.com the rocker is not expecting. Citing an “insider,” Canadian radio host Zack Taylor wrote, “Avril is a month-and-a-half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley […]

‘Lil Jon made Avril Lavigne cry on new year’s eve because he stole the countdown mic from her. LOL!
PUNK starlet Avril Lavigne was on the verge of tears New Year’s Eve when she lost the spotlight to ‘Lil Jon. The rude rapper was deejaying a countdown party at Prive, where Lavigne was slated to call […]

Avril Lavigne was spotted with Paris Hilton after a fun-filled night of drinking at another club…take a glance at these faces in the picture, and then calculate how many brain cells you just lost.
I’ll leave you with Avril’s opinion of Paris, quoted by MSNBC:
“I think it’s funny that there are people who are famous […]

I’m not sure what Avril Lavigne dressed up as for Halloween at club Hyde, but I’m confident it has something to do with the word slut. Looking a bit drunk, Avril was actually nice enough to sign an autograph while stumbling out of the bar in a pink sock-hop dress.
Click inside for the full set […]

Spotted in Bel Air, Avril Lavigne gave her breasts a quick inspection before heading off to eat with rocker boyfriend Deryck Whibley. While Avril is looking halfway decent, she still has yet to provide the upskirt for you perverts that keep checking daily. One day you will find that picture here, so remember…stay tuned.

Pop rocker Avril Lavigne was spotted having dinner with her scary mother this weekend at Koi, and the paparazzi caught an eyeful after flashes penetrated that transparent top. Avril’s black bra was in plain view, and we’ve enhanced the area for your pleasure, thanks to uber-leet Photoshop skills. This bitch still refuses to give us […]

Faux-punk rocker Avril Lavigne has admitted she enjoys frolicking about naked, and finds that alcohol helps ease the clothing off when it comes time for the act.
“I’ve been known to run around naked when I’m drunk. “One time I was drinking whiskey, and I was so loud, someone called the police. “I have a side […]

Miffed by the recent controversy regarding the authenticity and integrity of her songwriting, the faux punk rocker we call Avril Lavigne decided it was time to expose more skin in an attempt to lure testosterone back in her fan corner, and I can’t see a better way to accomplish that task — her chest explains […]

Avril Lavigne apparently couldn’t come up with a single original song on her new album, so here’s the next piece of music she copied, plagiarized, stole, whatever you want to call it, Avril will do it. Taken from Peaches’ 2003 “Fatherfucker” album, the track is called “I’m The Kinda,” but Avril calls her version “I […]

Avril Lavigne is being sued for allegedly stealing the idea for her song Girlfriend, an original piece done by a 70s pop group called the Rubinoos.

Tommy Dunbar claims the Canadian singer’s Girlfriend hit borrows heavily from the 1978 song, I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend, which he wrote with then-Rubinoos’ road manager James Gangwer. Lavigne’s publishing […]

X17 caught up with Avril Lavigne getting mobbed by French tweens yesterday in Paris, and her entourage was nearly beaten to a bloody pulp by a slew of photogs.
The clan, just barely passed puberty, accused the paparazzi of stealing their cargo van keys — an ignorant accusation that simply wasn’t true. Watch the video […]

Avril Lavigne couldn’t fight the tears last night in Toronto after winning some stupid trophy at the MuchMusic Video Awards. This chick owes her life and career to MTV.

Faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne wants people to think she’s hot — and to prove that, she agreed to pose nearly naked and topless in the latest June Blender Magazine issue! This silly little bitch really needs to hop on the wardrobe malfunction train more often, seeing as how the remainder of her fan base […]

Avril Lavigne might just be the most punk rock girl to ever walk this earth. Everything from that pink dress to the endless black death skulls, Avril screams nothing but pure 100% punk fucking rock! I also know a lot of you people will find this post ’cause you searched for her on Google, and […]

Here’s faux punk-rocker Avril Lavigne performing her new retarded song on SNL last night, and I must say she looks ever so happy and enthusiastic that the crowd must be dripping with excitement. I really hope this bitch takes it in her ass, ’cause she looks like the type that you just want to abuse […]

Despite purchasing the former home of plus 44 drummer Travis Barker, Avril Lavigne is still not punk rock. Her and husband Deryck Whibley bought the Bel-Air mansion for a reported $9.5 million…in skulls and bones! Just because Avril is that hardcore, damnit.

Real estate broker Arnold Horland - whose wife Eva and her partner Robin Lucas […]

I guess Avril Lavigne thinks her shit doesn’t smell, that she queefs blow-pops, and is the bestest entertainer to walk this earth. An interview from the show Popworld.

Too bad he couldn’t have punched her in the face until unconsciousness occurred.

Avril Lavigne like, totally hates Britney Spears, but when her mommy still had control over the young pop-rocker, rules were rules — Avril was forced to watch Brit perform live, in order to become better herself. Yeah, right.

“My mom made me go to a Britney Spears concert when I was young,” she confessed to Jane […]

Normally Avril Lavigne makes news by causing a ruckus and spitting on people, I guess somehow she feels that living up to the punk rock persona is something important (we all know she’s a poseur). Avril should drop the whole act, and instead just keep posing for magazines the rest of her life. She appeared […]

Looking as if she’s come straight from a cock ride (the truth) Avril Lavigne is our street hooker of the day! Dressed in her poseur pink skull outfit, Avril works the mean streets of South Central like a true punk rocker. She could smile once in awhile, but I guess when you suck that much […]

I think Avril Lavigne finally figured out how to gain additional male fans: by joining the upskirt club! The punk rock poseur was having another drunken night, only this time instead of spitting and cussing, she decided to give you a peek under her skirt! I think she should pull a Lohan next time around.
Would […]

It seems two consecutive days of spitting on paparazzi wasn’t enough for Avril Lavigne, so her husband Deryck Whibley joined in last night to hock some of his own saliva. TMZ was on scene in Hollywood, here’s what happened:
After a night of partying at the grand opening of Area nightclub in Hollywood, Whibley quickly hocked […]

Poor Avril Lavigne…she still acts like she’s in the ninth grade even though she’s married and no longer a teenager. Playing the punk rock psycho bitch, which everyone seems to be sick of, Avril hocked a loogie at the paparazzi after celebrating her 22nd birthday last night at club Hyde. TMZ’s cameras caught the action, […]

In her latest candids, Avril Lavigne is looking a bit pregnant. Look at the pic below then you decide.
Is this sassy little bitch knocked up already!? I can picture a mean kid with a spike bracelet on growing inside Avril. And that makes me want to vomit.
I hope this is purely rumor.

(cred: A Socialite’s […]