Eva Longoria Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

I suppose you could also switch it up on Eva and call her a “baggy sag” of ass instead…whatever rings best! The Desperate Housewives star was spotted by photographers Monday afternoon in Beverly Hills dressed in rather unflattering, loose clothes.
Hmm…wonder why Eva isn’t her usual skin-tight exposing outfit-wearing self? Here goes sensational rumor time –it’s […]

The above cleavage showing courtesy of Eva Longoria is made much larger by the help of Wonderbra, or a similar chest-enhancing trick. The Desperate Housewives star was spotted last night in Hollywood, making her way to dinner at Beso, the restaurant which she owns a large stake in.
Fake or not, Eva’s titties still manage to […]

Eva Longoria pretends to know something about politics, spotted yesterday in Austin for a Hilary Clinton rally. Doesn’t this stupid whore have a hair appointment to make or something?
Let’s vote for Hilary because Eva Longoria likes her! Actually, I guess we do need more ignorant Hollywood bimbos supporting awful candidates — in retrospect, it exposes […]

Yes, that’s wrong if you’re a sickly one. Eva Longoria was snapped leaving her NYC hotel with a Granny Smith apple in hand, apparently mid-way through chewing a bite of the fruity snack. After enjoying fashion week, she hopped on a plane to arrive back in LA Wednesday night.
Mrs. Longoria-Parker’s recent big screen release, “Over […]

Eva Longoria made no effort to dress conservatively at last night’s SAG awards, suited up in a cleavage-friendly white dress that Jeremy Piven simply couldn’t resist. Upon going in for a greeting and hug, the Entourage star was caught staring down at Eva’s titties, followed by an awkward moment of eye contact.
Wonder if he spotted […]

Eva Longoria is set to release her sex tape with husband Tony Parker on the internet for scandal status, after ratings on Desperate Housewives failed to satisfy the bosses at ABC.
Eva Longoria is reportedly the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating the Internet. Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy […]

Eva Longoria lounged around in her sexiest bikini on a Spanish beach, flashing a somewhat fully-exposed ass while giving you a peek at some crack! It’s no wonder Tony Parker married her — the chick plays a slut on TV, and after a couple years when he gets sick of tagging it, there won’t be […]

Fresh video footage captured by X17 in France shows Eva Longoria moments after her civil wedding ceremony to Spurs star Tony Parker.
Tony Parker, I hope you signed a prenup.

Eva Longoria was spotted in St. Tropez, France in what was her final weekend as a single woman as she partied with some girls in her bikini, while drinking until 4 a.m. at France’s hottest club Les Caves du Roy for her bachelorette celebration. Tony Parker reportedly rented out the other side of ‘the cave’ […]

Here’s Desperate Whorewife Eva Longoria at some volleyball tournament over the weekend flashing her taint and showing off that ass in a skimpy bikini. Not much else to say here except that I’m glad it’s almost summer!

Spanish buzzing fly Eva Longoria has revealed her bondage fetish and confesses she likes being dominated in the bedroom, mostly by husband and faux French rapper Tony Parker. The Post Chronicle reports:
She revealed to Live magazine’s Louise Gannon: “I’m not averse to being tied up in silk scarves. I like a man to take charge. […]

Eva Longoria celebrated her 47th birthday yesterday by throwing an attention whore filled bash complete with a giant cake and strippers. I’m guessing this one was BYOD (bring your own drugs). Somebody hand her a wet nap for the greasy face.

Eva Longoria’s naturally ugly face was spotted with Tony Parker this weekend. Even to this day, I often wonder what exactly is wrong with his head. I’m sure Tony could get a much younger, sexier girl with all the cash he has…but he chooses Eva Longstankoria. Maybe he likes the taste of burritos and pinto […]

Eva Longoria appears in the latest issue of British magazine Arena, naked nonetheless. The Desperate Housewives star should be thankful that modern technology affords her the luxury of appearing on television and in mags, otherwise her face simply wouldn’t be up to par. Hit the jump for more great (but photoshopped) Eva pics!

Jesus fucking christ Eva Longoria, why must you always cake on the makeup…it even looks like your shoulders and arms got some too. WTF? That is just not hot, at all. I hope she finds a different way to make her face look presentable…if that’s even possible.
I do remember now why this woman needs all […]

The rumors about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker splitting up have been confirmed. Also, it seems Tony had met up with his ex-girlfriend at the Marquee after the premiere of The Departed, according to Page Six. I guess this is his nice way of saying “stop calling me, biatch!”
Honestly, I don’t know what took the […]

I never thought Ms. Desperate Housewive was all that great. The following pic proves my point…a candid shot of Longoria out and about in L.A. How awful.
Ban her!