Jake Gyllenhaal Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Jake Gyllenhaal’s 9th-grade yearbook photo has surfaced, along with pictures of certain extracurricular activity, which includes his membership in the disco club. That’s right folks, young Jacob was a big fan of shirtless dance parties, sponsored by the Harvard School for Boys in North Hollywood. WTF!?
I’m afraid this officially keeps him under suspicion for life.

(ONTD)

Reese Witherspoon was caught kissing (suspicious gay) Jake Gyllenhaal at LAX, a stunt executed in an attempt to save numbers at the box office. Apparently, their new movie sucks balls, so here’s some more publicity because Reese is a MILF.

On today’s Ellen DeGeneres Show, Reese Witherspoon finally spoke out about her on-again beau (and Rendition […]

The sex romps between rumored gay Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have been confirmed, and now it seems they (the gays) are simply hoping for a bisexual orientation. Although I do find it funny that he’s banging little Reese, I wouldn’t hit it cause she has kids and I’d probably get sucked in to marriage, […]