Jessica Alba Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Jessica Alba unwinds inside a Los Angeles nail salon Thursday afternoon, receiving a pedicure and nail treatment with some pals after shopping and lunch in the most pap-infested areas possible.
Despite her mood of “super-bitch” a good 80% of her candid time, Jessica broke another grin and chuckle, even if forced by the terrible joke […]

Jessica Alba is captured mid-smile once again, barely a two weeks after we concluded she’s truly capable of pulling off the task with a genuine grin once in awhile. Here’s the latina queen in Washington D.C. Monday night at the Green Inaugural Ball, posing for shots with Sarah Silverman.
The next thing to wonder here […]

These may be among the first photographs in years capturing a candid Jessica Alba in the midst of smiling! The “Love Guru” actress was snapped by paparazzi Wednesday in Beverly Hills waiting for the valet to retrieve her car.
Not too sure about that fugly new haircut of hers…I guess married women have no desire […]

The luckiest junior film producer in LA named Cash Warren, along with his wife Jessica Alba were spotted exiting Hollywood’s Bardot nightclub Monday evening, reportedly after downing several cocktails and dancing to something trendy. The paparazzi, as usual, were staked out back and quickly swarmed the vehicle seeking Warren-Alba pair.
Did this particular encounter, fueled by […]

Normal people like you and I wouldn’t necessarily refer to this as “chub,” but obviously Campari’s calendar editors thought so and kindly updated Jessica’s final body to that of perfection–courtesy of Photoshop!
Leaked photos which have been posted on various internet blogs show an original shot of Jessica posing for Campari, in an image which was […]

There’s nothing quite like staring at the firm, denim-clad ass of saucy latina Jessica Alba on a dreary Monday (mainly for those folks at work getting paid to stare) and at first, we’d planned to make you guess who this pooper belonged to. It was quickly noticed however, that something far more worthwhile than guessing […]

I’d never imagine there would come a time so soon, when Jessica Alba appeared fugly to thy eye–but folks, that time has arrived today after spotting what’s above. Yeah, that’s really Mrs. Alba, showing up last night in NYC to the Keep A Child Alive Black Ball benefit event.
WTF kind of hairdo is that, […]

Jessica Alba was sporting some deliciously large cleavage on Sunday in West Hollywood, spotted with Cash Warren and baby as the family ran errands and sat down to enjoy a meal. Thankfully those breasts Jessica feeds the kid with remain large, and even more thanks for her decision to flaunt them. I could bury my […]

Latina MILF Jessica Alba shows off her kinky side in a new ad for the political group Declare Yourself, appearing bound in tape and helpless in order to send a message that everyone should vote. Hell, I’ll get naked and run through the next televised candidate debate if Alba wants to keep getting naughty in […]

The golden brown child dubbed “dream baby” on the latest OK! Magazine cover reveals a first look at Jessica Alba and Cash Warren’s newborn child, Honor Marie. The pair struck a jackpot payday, netting over $1.5 million in exchange for exclusives to OK!, including upcoming holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas. Shameless parenting!
“I didn’t scream,” Jessica […]

Honor Alba, the newborn child of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren (freshly wed in May) has reportedly fetched $1.5 million dollars for exclusive baby pictures, going to highest bidder OK! Magazine who also squeezed some holidays outta’ the deal, too!
TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now […]

Jessica Alba was spotted inside a Beverly Hills Whole Foods market, causing Asians to piss their pants. She’s obviously breastfeeding that lucky newborn child.

Jessica Alba finally popped her baby out, delivering a new girl this weekend at Cedars-Sinai medial center in Los Angeles. More from US Magazine:
Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl. Honor Marie Warren was born Saturday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” […]

Jessica Alba describes her ever-growing rear to friends at the supermarket Thursday in Los Angeles, gesturing just how big her pregnant ass may become.
The MILF-to-be was in her usual state of miserable gloom, failing to appreciate the kind folks snapping her picture daily. Ms. Alba has reportedly forgotten how to smile.

Jessica Alba’s magnificent ass continues growing larger, by what seems almost daily, creating perfect opportunities to showcase this glorious sight. The Latina MILF was spotted yesterday in sunny Beverly Hills, doing girly shit that of course, is nothing short of irrelevant — so all you’re gonna’ spot is some mighty fine, plump, pregnant booty.
Hopefully […]

Jessica Alba remains in the #1 position to become the hottest MILF ever, soon as that pregnant belly pops out a baby. Here’s the Latina goddess last night at a “Kung Fu Panda” screening with Mike Myers.
It’s good that Jessica is finally embracing her larger figure, so the pics that follow are obviously worth […]

Jessica Alba and her enlarged mommy cleavage continued the promotional tour for her semi-successful (yet still tacky) film “The Eye,” making a stop in Paris, France on Tuesday. The currently engaged to be married actress is not expecting twins, despite recent tabloid reports that claim a pair of (hopefully) brown babies are on the way. […]

Jessica Alba was forced to believe by her elementary principal and PTA board that she was a slut back in the sixth grade, all because of an early breast development.

She says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms. “The accusation still ricochets . […]

Jessica Alba was at the TRL studios yesterday doing promo for upcoming box office bomb “The Eye,” and apparently host boy has his eye on something too…namely Ms. Alba’s titties. During a game that required her eyes be shut, clever Mr. MTV host took advantage of the situation by scoping out Jessica’s breasts.
Can’t say […]

In a rather apparent moment of turbulence for the pregnant Jessica Alba and Cash Warren in Manhattan, photogs snapped the couple as they argued about something we hope causes a permanent breakup. Of course, the chances of that happening before the kid turns 1 are slim to none.

Jessica Alba is delighted by the pregnancy triggered growth of her breasts and ass, calling it “awesome” and hinting that her baby will be on the boob-drip sustenance plan. Spotted yesterday running errands in Los Angeles, Alba showed off her plumping body with a generous portion of cleavage.

Have you ever imagined there exists a sexy (female) oompa-loompa roaming the streets of LA? If so, get some help.
At closer inspection, you should come to this conclusion — That thing is actually just a costume Jessica Alba had to wear for a photoshoot yesterday (9 JAN 07). Too bad she’s still pregnant!

Apparently feeling fat already, mom-to-be Jessica Alba was spotted leaving Emerson’s Fitness on Thursday, decked out in some sweaty workout gear — just the way you like it! Stay tuned for the Alba booty is fatter pics as baby prepares to pop!

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I guess the reason why Jessica Alba is still dating Cash Warren comes down to the fact that she’s now pregnant with his child, according to People:
Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early […]

Jessica Alba got her face looking hot again for the Lakers vs. Warriors game last night in Los Angeles, sitting courtside with someone. Upon closer inspection, it appears the chubby cheek resembles that of boyfriend Cashhole Warren.

Jessica Alba was spotted checking out baby clothes Sunday in Malibu, CA with boyfriend Cash Warren, sparking pregnancy rumors that hopefully aren’t true.
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are back together again and when the couple was spotted out shopping recently, Jessica showed some interest in a pair of baby shoes! Jessica Alba and Cash Warren […]

Another hilarious creation from the FunnyOrDie crew — a leaked sex tape featuring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba. Watch the video below!

Another cold front must have moved through L.A., Jessica Alba was spotted on the set of her new movie “The Eye” with a couple of hard nipples, due to either the weather, or of course once again, the sheer sex appeal of myself. I guess she’s playing a blind chick in this latest film, but […]

After booting Cash Warren to the curb last week, speculation over Jessica Alba’s new man is beginning to swirl, and it looks like rapper 50 Cent may be the one tapping that sweet Latino ass. MediaFakeOut has a picture shown above of Alba being swooned on stage by Fifty at a recent show, and our […]

Jessica Alba happily flaunted her sexy chest in Madrid yesterday while doing press for Fantastic Four, reassuring us all that her cleavage still exists. While Jess basically lost to Hayden Panettiere in the showdown, we still think this was a great comeback effort, so don’t hesitate to applaud.
I don’t know about you, but I could […]

There comes a time in every starlets career when the torch is dropped, only to be retrieved by a younger, fresher looking face, especially once you begin talking about marriage. In todays Celebrity Boob Showdown, Jessica Alba and her lovely cleavage face-off against the sexy, almost 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere and those luscious cheerleader breasts.
Both […]

Hopes worldwide have just been lifted after Jessica Alba declared herself a nympho, told us about her random sexual fantasies, and how she wants her one night stand fuck buddy to leave in the morning, The Sun reports:

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting […]

Jessica Alba, continuing her promotion of Fantastic Four, was spotted last night at a London after party wearing something sexy which accentuated those plump breasts and black bra. I wonder how much money and alcohol it would take to get her into bed with me?

I wouldn’t know, but from the expression on Jessica Alba’s face I bet her lips are very tasty. She was on the red carpet last night for the premiere of Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer, but I’m guessing her kisser was merely just dry.

Jessica Alba appeared on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show flaunting her cleavage and pretending like she doesn’t want to have sex with a 60-year-old guy that has a massive chin. Actually, the true reason behind her promiscuity last night was because she found out her boyfriend Cash Warren was really a homosexual. Call me, Jessica.

Jessica Alba wanted to join the poky nipple club, so she took her dog for a walk and let the photogs go to town. I can just picture her now…rubbing cold ice cubes up and down her soft perky nips to get them hard before stepping out. I can’t imagine any other reason for her […]

Jessica Alba is proof that being smoking hot makes the surrounding air heat up by 40 degrees. Here’s the starlet on the beach for another photoshoot, scantily clad in a see-through rag with her hot bikini hiding underneath. The only thing better than looking at these pictures on a Monday is taking them yourself. Click […]

Jessica Alba makes it to the top of another sexiest list, but we still want to see her nude. She’s number 1 in the UK’s top 100!
Sin City star Jessica Alba has been crowned the sexiest woman in the world by readers of FHM magazine in the UK. The US actress, 25, beat glamour model […]

The sexy Jessica Alba brought her ass and toned figure to work yesterday as she posed for a Revlon campaign shoot, revealing just about everything her lingerie had covered up under that see-through dress bullshit they made her wear. I know this post is like 10 hours late, but I took time out of my […]

Because it’s a bloody slow news day, I found this video of Jessica Alba doing some shopping over the weekend, and I must say her ass looks better each time she goes out. I wish I knew where to find her 24/7 so I could do some stalking of my own. Just kidding!

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Here’s some still caps from the upcoming Jessica Alba film Good Luck Chuck, she appears in her panties for a few scenes, and it’s just enough to make her perfect ass look hot. That lucky bastard Dane Cook is her co-star in the flick, click inside if you want to watch the trailer. There’s also […]

Jessica Alba was spotted out in Hollywood in what I can only imagine was some rather nippy weather. Her two little friends decided to help you get through Wednesday with some sugar in the morning. It is morning where you are, right? Only .5/10 readers will make it to the end of this paragraph…congratulations, loser. […]

Jessica Alba was spotted with a pal heading to the Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles yesterday for an unknown reason. I like the tye-dye shirt and porn star glasses she’s wearing! Maybe Jessica was going to cheer up some kids. Makes me want to get sick! More pics inside.

Jessica Alba was spotted at the “Keep A Child Alive” benefit party, where she made everyone at the event feel inferior, including Eva Longoria who, when standing next to Jessica…looks like a turd. I can’t wait for Desperate Housewives to run its course and the chock of low-budget films Eva stars in afterwards to disappear. […]

Jessica Alba was spotted out in L.A. yesterday with her friend, as she pumped some gas into her Lexus SUV. She even paid at the pump with her American Express card! Hit the jump to see all the pics…even with her scrubby t-shirt and keds look, she still pulls off sexy!

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were spotted at last night’s Lakers vs. Warriors game in Los Angeles. This guy must tell good jokes.

Jessica Alba was spotted with boyfriend Cash Warren giving her dogs some play time at the park, as they normally spend their boring weekends together. Can you agree she’s in the perfect position?

Whoa! Jessica Alba gives us this rare expression, suggesting boyfriend Cash Warren just shat himself. Either that, or she was very angry with him. I’m still amazed at how this douche bag pulled a fine piece like Jessica Alba.

Jessics Alba was spotted in some jeans this weekend, so here’s the latest view of her ass. Oh, in case you missed her bikini fun in Miami, then enjoy these as well.

Jessica Alba already showed up in her bikini once so far this week, but after stumbling upon these ass shots I couldn’t help but share them with you. This is from her recent New Year’s getaway in Miami Beach. Hit the jump for all the hot Jessica Alba bikini pics!