Jessica Simpson Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Add another sexy cleavage picture to the Jessica Simpson collection after the singer was spotted last night, wobbling drunk out of Nobu in NYC. Did anyone ever realize her grandma is a man-dyke? At least the old bag can keep wasted Jess walking upright.
Grandma dykes are scary as fuck! Click the pic for a high […]

Jessica Simpson is in the May 2008 issue of Esquire magazine, including the cover spot along with this hot, wet photo shoot that brings lots of nipple, water, and a tight fitting wardrobe. It appears they either have a creative photo editing team, or Jessica found it difficult keeping her top in place under that […]

Jessica Simpson checked into the Cedars-Sinai medical center on Friday according to InTouch, hospitalized with a kidney infection that will keep her until tomorrow morning.
Jessica Simpson is at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles due to a small kidney infection, In Touch can exclusively reveal. “She checked in on Friday morning because she was feeling […]

It appears since Jessica Simpson lacks the ability to snag a dude that will stick around longer than a week, she’s now reduced to pretending stuffed animals like her. That blue-balls ape is totally hating life right now. Stuffed animals of the pan genus don’t fuck around, either…it will blow some shit up! Unless she […]

Jessica Simpson cheers on the Dallas Mavericks last night as they faced the Lakers in Texas, bringing bad luck to her home team after Kobe’s 29 points sunk the Mav’s in a 102-100 loss.
Tony Romo reportedly coached his girlfriend on the basics, explaining that when the big rubber sphere makes it through the basket, […]

Is Jessica Simpson home from Kuwait already, where she was “supporting the troops” by doing a show with the Pussycat Dolls? Judging by her hat, Jessica probably hasn’t changed out of these clothes that nearly revealed her ass crack since returning home!
Since she may be doing some exercise as of late (by the looks of […]

Jessica Simpson dressed in a pilots rucksuck and helmet? All you can really do is laugh at this clueless bimbo’s face! She’s in Kuwait performing with the Pussycat Dolls for “Operation MySpace”, a concert that’s neither free nor charitable, despite the fact it’s all for our troops. Morale booster, or slap to the face?
It […]

Jessica Alba was forced to believe by her elementary principal and PTA board that she was a slut back in the sixth grade, all because of an early breast development.

She says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms. “The accusation still ricochets . […]

Jessica Simpson is yet another celeb on the list in NYC for fashion week, and apparently the cold is something she isn’t entirely used to. If you look closely, you’ll notice the temperature was so low that her nipples decided to go hard…making for another paparazzi score! You know she’s getting it from behind.

Jessica Simpson is interviewed in the latest Bazaar Magazine, in which she proclaims her breasts are 100% real, and plastic surgery in other areas may become an option in the future, People reports:
“I’ve had none,” she says in the August issue of Bazaar. “But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my […]

Jessica Simpson, when asked about the possible size her breasts could reach, only responded with a gesture that could have meant two things — I’m a dumb ass and didn’t hear you, or yes, they are going to get this big. With that in mind, who wouldn’t continue rooting for Jessica’s career to plummet and […]

In the publicity stunt of the week, John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have reportedly been seen together just days after a breakup was announced…or a fake breakup for that matter. The pair is still having sex, and lots of it according to disturbed hotel guests who were deprived of peace and silence after a recent […]

Here’s Jessica Simpson continuing the coverage of her giant titties by flaunting them for you once again, and this time I have no clue, nor care where she was. I’m also still in a car driving back to Los Angeles, so lock up your sisters and daughters cause I’m going to be wasted tonight! Picture […]

Jessica Simpson is reportedly going to take the stage as a Pussycat Doll on May 4th at Pure nightclub in Vegas, the Post Chronicle reports:
The blonde pop star will be wearing sexy lingerie to host the Pussycat Dolls Lounge second anniversary celebration at the nightclub. While it’s Jessica’s first time as a guest Doll, other […]

Jessica Simpson was looking quite busty last night as she exposed her areola while bouncing around Hollywood from club to club. All we really needed was for that shirt to shift another .5 inches to the right and we would of had some unobstructed nipple action! Click inside for a video captured by X17 of […]

I know that Jessica Simpson has shown us some cameltoe in the past, so I’m not surprised we get some more action today. Who cares where she was going or what she was doing and just enjoy the wonderful photo I’ve provided for you.

Here’s John Mayer and his dumb blond girlfriend, Jessica Simpson at the beach in Australia. It seems Mayer is paying more attention to his camera rather than the large set of titties in front of him. I wonder if he even knows how to rail her properly. I myself would give her a good pounding […]

I’m not sure how Jessica Simpson continues to cause a massive gaggle of paparazzi every time she’s out in public, but as X17 proves with this video, the blond bimbo still has it in her. She was spotted leaving the Hahn Rejuvenation Center, a place I’ve never heard of, and actually sounds more like a […]

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson were spotted bar hopping last night in Minneapolis after his show at the Xcel Energy Center. The duo posed for pics with drunk fans, then played strip poker and sang karaoke naked. More pics waiting inside!

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Jessica Simpson was spotted last night coming out of Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, rocking a new hairdo and happily autographing some old guys eBay-bound pics. Out of all the celebs that get hounded by the paparazzi, she seems to take it the best. I suppose that’s the direct result of her Southern education and […]

Jessica Simpson tells Britain’s Star Magazine how she wants her family to begin, and I’m not sure it’s such a great idea.

“I want to adopt before I actually have my own kids. I want three kids - but I don’t know if I can give birth three times. I’ll have to see how much pain […]

What the fuck is Jessica Simpson doing showing her face in public looking like that? I swear, if she wasn’t a famous bimbo I would mistake these pics for a fucking tranny. I feel bad for John Mayer now, because not only does the man have to put up with Jessica’s IQ of 6, but […]

Jessica Simpson caused a ruckus this weekend at a Los Angeles area mall, when 2 paparazzi were beaten and handcuffed after an argument regarding proximity. Splash News caught it all on tape for you to watch, so hit the jump now to see the video!

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson were spotted having dinner together last night at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills. Thankfully these sisters have each other to accompany, as they find it increasingly difficult to land a date in light of Joe Simpson’s stranglehold on his daughters relationships. You know what they say about southern families…and I wouldn’t […]

A Jessica Simpson sex tape is rumored to exist, said to be in possession of the same people who brought you the Pam and Tommy chronicles. Jessica and then husband Nick Lachey made a raunchy video during their honeymoon stage of marriage. Just our luck, Nick ended up with the holy grail. This is why […]

Jessica Simpson and sister Ashlee were spotted in L.A. embracing each other before a shopping trip. I wonder if Ashlee is giving Jess some tips on how to perform better in the sack, ever since big sis’ decided to start sleeping around! Yeah, I think Ashlee is the bigger slut.
Also, the ridiculously over sized […]

Whether it be Tony Romo, John Mayer, or Bam Margera…the number of dicks checking into Jessica Simpson’s vagina seems to be on the up! Jessica was first linked to Mayer, then Bam, and more recently rumors have been flying that she’s dating Dallas Cowboys player Tony Romo. I guess “dating” wouldn’t exactly be the word […]

We told you about Jessica Simpson’s creepy ass dad Joe Simpson, and his intentions to become the main photog for his two daughters. Well as it turns out, pops isn’t holding himself back. WOW brought this to light, but I had to see for myself. Much to my surprise “Joe Simpson” is credited for taking […]

Found some new pics of Jessica Simpson, courtesy of X17. When I saw these, I couldn’t help but imitate the celebrity X-Ray photos I’ve seen elsewhere. The first pic has been digitally enhanced allowing a better view of Jessica’s tits. Hopefully I can perfect this craft in order to show you other celeb boobies!

We know, you would have never fuckin’ guessed that these two would end up together. But it’s true, and the story was first broke by National Enquirer. John Mayer is sticking it in both of Jessica Simpson’s holes.
Apparently the couple hasn’t spoke up about the claims, however both are ill with laryngitis confirmed by each […]

What happened to her sexy figure?
In these recent pics snapped up over the weekend, Jessica looks like she’s been putting on the pounds.
I think she needs a dude. Or some Paxil.

It appears she is loosening up a bit and dressing more sexy since the split from Nick. Here is Jessica from the other night leaving a restaurant and wearing a nice see through dress. Lovely shots…enjoy!

Here are some overdue pics of Jessica Simpson appearing in MAXIM magazine…somewhat scantily clad.
I don’t know about the hair…everything else looks good though!