Katie Holmes Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Here in Los Angeles, it’s tough avoiding a Scientologist encounter, but if you’ve interacted with enough of ‘em it becomes apparent they share a certain “look.” It’s like immediately after spotting one in the face, without a doubt, you know they’re an alien worshipper.
Spotted last night in NYC after her performance of “All My Sons,” […]

Pokie nipples are always pleasant first thing in the morning, but Katie Holmes no longer reminds me of the sexy, free spirited Joey Potter circa 1998. That’s why these erect nips only score a 7 instead of a full 10…simply because a Scientologist owns them, and I’m still bitter that Tom Cruise ruined my […]

Katie Holmes pregnancy rumors have been shot down by her rep, dispelling the possibility of a second alien baby joining humans on earth. Apparently L. Ron’s frozen sperm is running low, but that’s cool because Suri is alive and well.
“She’s not pregnant,” Katie Holmes’ rep tells Usmagazine.com in response to OK! magazine’s new cover story […]

Katie Holmes was spotted buying a shirt at Petit Tresor for Suri that says “big sister” fueling rumors of another pregnancy. Assuming Tom actually got her pregnant with the first one and not the frozen sperm of L. Ron.
The Batman Begins star visited Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor with Suri - her 21-month-old […]

Congratulations to Katie Holmes for running in and completing the NYC Marathon. Living proof that Scientology can be helpful, in case you ever need to train for a 26.5 mile race.
Or take over the world from your underground bunker.
More pics of Katie Holmes not wearing a bra at the NYC Marathon waiting inside.

That’s the rumor, anyway. Katie Holmes was spotted at the Lions For Lambs premiere with a new bump, sparking rumors that she’s pregnant with her 2nd child. More from Us Magazine:
Katie Holmes fueled another round of pregnancy rumors at the L.A. premiere of husband Tom Cruise’s new drama Lions for Lambs Thursday. A glowing Holmes, […]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes premiered “Lions For Lambs” yesterday in Berlin, and what the man lacks in height his clever wife makes up for with a rather crafty pose — note Katie’s head positioning, which seems to always remain pointed downwards. Nice trick! Yet another reason why it pays to be a Scientologist.

This picture of Katie Holmes wearing a sheer black top over the weekend is only being posted as a tribute to Joey Potter.
As you know, this garment was first approved by Scientology before Katie could slip it on — NinjaDude.com has lightened it up a bit with Photoshop to give you a better peek!

Katie Holmes is in Berlin with god himself, Mr. Tom Cruise, pretending to be a happy couple and pausing for autograph signing while leaving dinner. Judging by that look on Katie’s face, one can assume her marriage is 100% healthy, leaving no room for opinion on her mental state. Thanks Scientology, for ruining Joey Potter. […]

At first glance you may suspect the objects floating in the water here were of human origin, however upon closer inspection the realization that this was an alien species had the paparazzi screaming for cover. There is no reason to be alarmed, it’s just Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes giving baby science a taste of […]

That’s the only way this guy would get behind his woman, Katie Holmes, and grind on that ass. Us Magazine has this photo from the Beckham’s “welcome to America” party, depicting Scientologist gods TomKat in a drunken, bump and grind dance. This reminds me of the video they appeared in, awkwardly traipsing around on stage […]

Reports are swirling over the visible bump on Katie Holmes’ stomach — and all signs point to another child, one that originates far, far away from planet Earth.
Katie Holmes sparked another round of pregnancy rumours when she arrived at the L.A. premiere of Hairspray in a clingy little black dress that revealed what looked […]

Katie Holmes was spotted in France with alleged alien daughter Suri, in a swimsuit fit for a grandmother…or possibly, a Scientologist wife. I wonder who picked that one out? The Messiah himself would be my best guess, or Katie doesn’t feel comfortable showing off her body which would come off as strange. Too bad we […]

Finally allowed by Scientology to conduct a TV interview, Katie Holmes appeared last night on the ET show. Watch the video below.

Katie Holmes and the Scientologists are pist because of porn — a woman who says she’s never been banged has changed her name to Katee Holmes and wants to launch a career in adult videos by losing her virginity on camera, Page Six reports:
A blond-haired, blue-eyed fashion student, who claims to be a virgin, has […]

Suri Cruise was spotted at LAX with her grandma and mommy, Mrs. Katie Holmes. We’re still not sure if Suri is an alien life form, or an actual human being. She looks cute though. Someone should tell grams public intoxication isn’t something to joke about!

Here’s Katie Holmes Harper’s Bazaar spread for the March issue. I thought these were of relative importance due to the fact that everyone posted TV screen caps of this issue a couple weeks back. Also, I believe Tom was present at the shoot because Katie is showing the least amount of skin possible. More pics […]

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes were in Miami this weekend for the Super Bowl, when the couple humiliated themselves on stage by attempting to dance at the J.Lo and Marc Anthony performance (which sucked ass btw.) Watch the stupid video below!

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Joey Potter lately, but Tom Cruise and Scientology are just a couple of my thoughts. It seems Hollywood is turning a cold shoulder to Katie Holmes while she looks for work, due to her marriage to the newly appointed cult leader of Scientology, Mr. Tom […]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding photo’s, just for fun. Now that they’re officially married, we can begin the countdown to divorce! Hollywood is far too predictable when it comes to relationships, but I wish the newlywed Scientologists best of luck. I’m sure L. Ron’s bible will help them through tough times…HA. Continue reading to […]

The alleged daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Suri, is with the family in Rome for the big science marriage celebration! There’s just one thing that baffles me each time I see new photo’s of this kid; she looks more and more like offspring that DOES NOT share TomKat’s DNA. Basically this baby could […]

There’s been a lot of great upskirt and booby shots collected this week, most recently we have Katie Holmes giving us a nice look up her dress, revealing those white panties! Found the pic over at Taxi Driver Movie. Sorry Tom!

Click the pic if you want the high-res. version!

The latest Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes marriage rumors are sounding something like this:

The couple of 18 months (parents to daughter, Suri, 6 months) now plan to wed in November somewhere in Italy.
Adds a source close to the duo, “They were hoping to make it a few weeks earlier, but Katie and Tom both want […]

It seems since we posted the Suri photos yesterday, L. Ron Hubbard hacked our system and corrupted data for the past 3 days, so this is the only post I’m going to re-do.
Suri Cruise finally was released to the public last night on the CBS Nightly News. Pictures which will appear today in Vanity Fair […]