Kevin Federline Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals ArchiveI don’t know why Details Magazine chose Kevin Federline to be #7 on their 50 most influential men under 45 list, but I think it has something to do with the writing staff and their ulterior motives of becoming white rappers. Seriously, K-Fed an influential human being? This must be a joke if it doesn’t […] The kids belonging to Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are temporarily exclusively his — A judge is set to rule in favor of K-Fed after today in court, leaving Britney with no children to neglect. A hitman has reportedly been hired to x-out Kevin Federline after the wannabe rapper created PopoZao, prompting the FBI to warn him of the potential danger. Shar Jackson, the fat nasty who birthed two children with K-Fed (before he got lucky in Britney’s vagina) is denying the rumors of a third child impregnation by Federline, from Usmagazine: This weekend in Las Vegas was filled with a cesspool containing numerous STDs, most notably from Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline, who were spotted dancing closely together at Tao nightclub, TMZ reports: Our friends at SpyOnVegas.com spotted the two partying together at Tao in Vegas on Friday night, posing for photos at a birthday bash for […] Reports are swirling with news of Kevin Federline inserting his penis into Lindsay Lohan, and while it may sound outrageous, this story about wild sex in a hotel suite could actually be true! The Post Chronicle reports: X17 is reporting that K-Fed and Lindsay Lohan were spotted at the same club last night called L’Ermitage, but apparently the two denied even talking to one another. Lindsay denied it and the surprisingly short (according to our photogs) K-Fed left before even going that far. Kevin Federline reportedly paid his psychotic ex-wife Britney Spears a visit in rehab today, People magazine has more: Spears, 25, is currently being treated at Promises in Malibu. A source familiar with the situation says Federline, 28, has been involved in her stay there. “He cares a lot about her,” the source said. Federline stopped by […] The hustler in Kevin Federline is striking quick during Britney’s meltdown (which includes two separate rehab stints in 48 hours), asking a judge for an emergency hearing today over the custody of the soon to be officially divorced couple’s children, Jayden J. and Sean P., TMZ reports: TMZ has learned that Kevin Federline has asked a […] Kevin Federline is playing his cards right by keeping under the radar while his crazy ex Britney Spears continues her public breakdown, NYDN reports: Supposedly this letter is genuine, and comes from the CEO of Taco Bell. January 31, 2007 K-Fed knows the power he holds over Britney when it comes to the custody of their two sons, the fake rap star apparently wants more than 25 million to walk away, MSNBC reports: Kevin Federline turned down a $25 million divorce settlement from the “Oops, I Did It Again” singer, according to Star. At one point, […] Here’s Kevin Federline’s Nationwide Super Bowl commercial that will run on Sunday. Seriously…it doesn’t get much more pathetic than this. Britney Spears’ out of control lifestyle has K-Fed worried about her health and children, prompting him to try and convince the pop star to enter rehab and clean up her act. We haven’t made fun of our favorite lyrical wanksta, Mr. Kevin Federline in a long, long time. K-Fed had a press release issued through his lawyers spokesman, if that isn’t retarded enough. TMZ has the details: A spokesman for a lawyer repesenting Kevin Federline issued a press release yesterday to promote a dinner “event” featuring Federleezy […] TMZ has just reported that the K-Fed + Britney Spears sex tape is non-existent. The couple is expected to issue a joint statement regarding the rumors that a 4-hour long sex tape was being touted by K-Fed as blackmail in the couples divorce. Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin […] K-Fed is feeling it pretty hard this week from a combination of impending divorce and awful crowd turnouts at his shows. Word on the street is that tonight’s House Of Blues show in Chicago just became FREE! Ticketmaster learned a lesson from NYC when K-Fed’s rap skills turned out only 20%. I don’t think those […] Today is a great day. Britney Spears finally came to her senses and filed for divorce of her whack ass husband, Kevin Federline! I guess Britney realized how much K-Fag was hated, especially after the release of his record and current tour. Shitty record reviews, shittier ticket sales. I’m not saying this is the cause […] I wonder when Kevin Federline will realize he sucks balls and give up the rap game. By all the 1 star reviews his album received, I don’t see too profitable of a future for K-Fed. His tour made a stop at Webster Hall in NYC the other night, cranking out a 45-minute set for less […] Even though his CD dropped yesterday, Kevin Federline was booed at a performance (or lack thereof) he made at the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival. Apparently the only fans screaming for him were fat chicks looking for a bite of his necklace. TMZ caught the action on tape: Looks like we aren’t the only ones who thinks K-Fed sucks at rapping. It’s being reported that the fake gangster’s shows have been canceled in several cities including Cleveland and Atlantic City. Ticket prices were only $15-17 dollars per show, but even that amount is too much. He should pay the crowd to come listen […] Everyone laugh! It’s the wannabe rapper Kevin Federline buying a can of coke! As much as we’d all like to see K-Fed overdose on the real thing, sadly this was just the soda version. At least he’s still wearing the Chessman medallion ’round his neck! (source) Kevin Federline appeared on Monday Night RAW for the second week in a row, looking like the usual dumb ass that he is. This appearance however, was better for the simple fact that K-Fed wore his signature gold chain, the Pepperidge Farm Chessman cookie! Don’t believe the hype! Britney and K-Fag’s baby is really a boy, proved by TMZ after obtaining a copy of the official birth certificate. Check out Federline’s signature! You can tell he didn’t pass high school. Click for the full-res. version! The only good thing about having to deal with Kevin Federline perform and appear on live T.V. is posting the clips here to forever serve as historical video of a moronic, fake white rapper who tries too hard at being gangster! Tonight on WWE RAW you will see Kevin Federline get F-U slammed by John Cena! The taping took place last night, as K-Fag made his appearance in normal fake gangster clothes. However he was missing that Pepperidge Farm Chessman which he wears around his neck. Check out a video from TMZ showing Cena crack a […] I’m not sure why Kevin Federline thinks he’s so fly, but he reminds me of a piece of shit rather than someone who is cool. Anyway, K-Fag was on hand last night pushing his Five Star clothing brand at Kitson Men’s store. His underpaid bodyguard’s apparently stopped everyone from approaching him, angering journalists and the […] While searching around Splash News, I couldn’t help but grab a couple of the latest Federline pics so we can have a laugh. Look at the expression on his black friends face…it has embarrassment written all over it. I don’t blame him though, I mean who would want to be seen with a white guy […] Since we haven’t made fun of K-Fag lately, let’s take a moment to have a laugh. LOL! I’m sure he’ll learn that spitting rhymes isn’t profitable for 99% of white rappers after his album tanks. All there is to say about K-Fag’s new rap video is…ROFL. Is he still serious? I am tempted to board a plane to Hollywood in the morning so I can find the casting director responsible for putting Kevin Federline on Entourage. Then I will beat that person until unconscious, at which point I will begin to urinate all over the face and neck. Some troubling news out of Hollywood folks. “This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually […] X17 snapped some sneaky shots of K-Fag exiting his Ferrari. Check out the personal “Federline” tag on his calipers, which replaced the normal Ferrari logo. Since we posted the video yesterday from Kevin Federline’s “rap” performance at the Teen Choice Awards, the whole internet has been laughing at the stupid white guy that tries too hard (at becoming black.) The video you’ve all been waiting for…K-Fag’s Sunday night performance at the Teen Choice Awards was promised by the man himself to “blow your mind.” Here’s the new Britney video making the rounds…K-Fag can be heard talking while he films Britney who apparently just smoked 2 extra large blunts, as you can tell from her behavior. See for yourself…push play below! Here is our favorite couple, K-Fag and Britney Spears over the weekend partying it up in Vegas. He is trying way too hard to become a gangster…how sad. Federline jamming to PoPoZao
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