Lindsay Lohan News, Naked Pics & Hollywood Scandals Gossip Archive

Lindsay Lohan reported to Lynwood’s fine correctional facility Tuesday to begin serving her 90-day sentence for probation violation.
Supposedly, Orange-Glo will luck out and escape early after merely 3-weeks served, should good behavior be demonstrated. Click here to view Lindsay’s official inmate record! HQ mugshot photo also linked off original.

Lindsay Lohan smirked as she posed for […]

Lindsay Lohan offers zero reason to convince anyone that 3,728 rehab sessions actually helped out. It’s probably safe to say that not even .001% of the material sunk into her skull! These pics from last night are no bullshit either–it’s really Lohan, not a random body double.
Caught exiting Giants pitcher Brian Wilson’s hills mansion […]

Looking a bit muddled under a “crack trance” yesterday evening in Los Angeles, Lindsay Lohan is heavily flashed leaving dinner at Madeo’s, barely able to face the gang of paparazzi. As evident, the starlet faced difficulty navigating the gaggle of paps towards her vehicle, which eventually cruised towards club Bardot for another late-night binger.
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No, Lindsay Lohan isn’t really surprised to greet the lurkers while exiting the front gate of girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s LA estate. Paparazzi snapped the Mean Girls actress happily displaying a rather playful, cheeky show, as Lindsay not once made a single attempt to mask her feelings of exuberant joy after steamy lesbian sex.
Despiite the obvious […]

Wanna sort of watch Lindsay Lohan dyke out with Sam Ronson, ingest massive quantities of drugs and alcohol, plus of course, screw a shitload of dudes up-close and HD style on video? The caveat (you Blohan fans) probably didn’t process was that Lindsay isn’t actually cast in this porno, nor is the lesbian loving […]

Lindsay Lohan departs girlfriend Sam Ronson’s house in Los Angeles on Tuesday exposing pasty-white skin with Coke, Visa, and iPhone
The uncontested queen of everything orange Ms. Lindsay Lohan helps deliver today’s failure report, as news surfaced that she turned down a role in the summer blockbuster flick “The Hangover.” Lohan was offered the part of […]

It’s basically guaranteed–when you carelessly stumble home at quarter to three in the morning looking worse than a moldy garbage bag filled with Manwich cans, Taco Bell wrappers, and used condoms, there must be a superb bash raging on somewhere out there, at least when surmising these two lesbo’s crave sex more than drugs, hipster-elektro, […]

Even Lindsay Lohan playing a psychotic legless stripper isn’t raw enough to pull box office, let alone DVD sales numbers (did she break negatives?) to warrant future jobs of any sort in film, save for the pornographic X type. Yes…even somewhat wealthy citizens are feeling the recession pinch as ‘09 winds out.
The frequently hounded star […]

Fake lesbian power duo Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson satisfied their craving for caffeine and nicotine outside a Los Angeles Coffee Bean Friday, looking like the hottest pair of butch bikers in town.
If you hadn’t a clue who this famous couple was, you’d probably guess they were headed to a Harley-Davidson rally or some […]

A scruffy Lindsay Lohan spotted Sunday (12-7) In Los Angeles at the Grove on 3rd/Fairfax
Unsurprisingly, Lindsay Lohan has been publicly spotted satisfying her craving for male penis after hitting on Milk star Sean Penn, almost immediately followed by the pair exiting together for a night of what we assume was mostly littered with dirty sex. […]

Lindsay Lohan departs the Baglioni hotel in Central London on Wednesday en route to Heathrow Airport
Lindsay Lohan and her (probably) fake lesbian girlfriend Sam Ronson continue tearing up the ice-cold London pavement, however, seemingly so, the power-duo must crave more attention–made clear by these wack “fights” they’ve begun staging in public, the most recent account […]

A fact I’d never heard before–Scarlett Johansson and Lindsay Lohan have been enemies for years, possibly sparking a mutual hatred for each other nearly one decade ago, when Scarlett lost the lead role in The Parent Trap to Lohan. Ever since then, it seems the two have never gotten along, made apparent by Lindsay’s hate-filled […]

An update on your favorite pair of fake lesbian lovers: the very red and (sometimes) sexy Lindsay Lohan along with DJ pal we often refer to as “Samuel,” Ms. Samantha Ronson! The duo found themselves across the pond for nothing more than partying, blowing cash…dudes…and maybe a few lines, plus live spinning of the music. […]

Lindsay Lohan and lesbian lover Samantha Ronson showed up together last night in Manhattan for Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” tour at Madison Square Garden. The duo, mostly dressed in black, kept a semi-low profile while being escorted through a side entrance in midtown, although still plagued by paparazzi as they were flashed heavily, bestowing reality […]

We’ve acquired some pictures from last night at the Bowery Hotel in NYC where Lindsay Lohan allegedly punched a photog in the face after falling to the concrete. Blowhan mistook the metal barricade which actually caused her fall for a paparazzi leg, invoking the attack. According to our people, she merely smacked the man with […]

TMZ is reporting news of Lindsay Lohan assaulting a photographer in NYC upon entering the Bowery Hotel Sunday night, apparently punching the innocent pap directly in the nose after tripping over a metal barricade.
Since Lindsay was probably under the influence of some drug or alcohol, it’s apparent she assumed the photog had tripped her, […]

DJ Samantha “Samuel” Ronson apparently plans to marry lesbian lover and critically acclaimed actress Lindsay Lohan after a drunken rant while performing a music set inside West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont hotel. Sounds like the bullshit flag is raised high, or simply a case of more fun with media outlets. I still wouldn’t mind watching a […]

Lindsay Lohan was in the muggy SoHo district of NYC on Thursday, dressed in trendy hipster clothes, doing what she does best (besides drugs, sucking cocks and rehab) which is of course, blowing lots of cash. The rumored lesbian girlfriend of DJ Samuel Ronson hit up New York’s bougiest shops with her tag-along pals, whom […]

I bet you thought the “dough” in our headline was gonna’ say coke instead, but that would be a mean trick because Lohan cleaned up in rehab and is a new woman. It’s your favorite lesbo power duo Lindsay Lohan and Samuel Ronson, enjoying another sunny Beverly Hills day by eating lunch at hip […]

Although lesbians are scientifically and physically incapable of impregnating each other, Lindsay Lohan was nonetheless sporting a baby bump (yes it’s fake) on the set of upcoming film Labor Pains in Los Angeles on Thursday.
The movie is about a girl who pretends to get pregnant so she doesn’t lose her job. Sounds like something […]

Here’s Lindsay Lohan eating with her boyfriend Samuel Ronson. Yes, we know her real name is Samantha but Samuel matches her appearance better. (Hey, she was a lot hotter back in the day when attempting to resemble a female). The half-orange duo celebrated Lindsay’s 22-years on birth control by shopping in Beverly Hills followed by […]

As temps cracked the mid-90s in parts of L.A. on Thursday, Lindsay Lohan tried to keep cool by lifting her shirt for some belly exposure. The orange starlet was spotted filming on the set of her latest film Labor Pains, cigarette in hand and looking desperate for a bit of air conditioning.
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This line basically sums up the above image–Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Sam Ronson’s lesbian vagina touching in a single, naughty public gesture. Click the shot for a closer look!
Before you go ape shit in the comments–yes, we are very aware she isn’t actually playing with Lindsay’s vagina, although it appears dangerously close when you squint.

Obviously it’s really only Lindsay’s massive chest bulging out from her tight blue top seeking attention, the male type that elicits visual stimulation followed by a giant boner. Our favorite lesbian rumored starlet was in West Hollywood on Thursday enjoying the sunshine, seemingly more than you did (assuming that you’re not on drugs.)

Michael Lohan, the often estranged father of Lindsay has confirmed his daughter’s lesbian relations with Sam Ronson, adding the duo’s love affair is “evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Michael Lohan isn’t playing dumb when it comes to his daughter Lindsay’s close relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson. Days after photos of them nuzzling necks […]

Lindsay Lohan was in Cannes with girlfriend Sam Ronson over the weekend, and finally back to her old tricks–flashing that fire crotch! Unfortunately she was wearing a near-transparent purple thong, but since we’ve neglected to post any Lindsay upskirt shots in quite awhile, you get a nice present today!
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Here’s Lindsay Lohan inside the TMZ studios making fun of herself while Harvey “Harv” Levin instigates the action. If you need to witness it yourself, an example of the missing panties they talk about lurks behind that link.

Here’s a grainy cell phone picture of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking ex-boyfriend Calum Best’s dick, in what’s claimed to be taken from a sex video existing “somewhere” on a cellular memory card. Despite the fact this could be your own mother if you wear glasses or squint, the internet will still be abuzz with reports […]

Lindsay Lohan and her old pal Samantha Ronson were spotted enjoying a smoke together Thursday, hunkered down in a Hollywood stairwell puffing on Marlboro Red #72’s. The ambiguously gay duo made a quick getaway once the paparazzi began assaulting.
Why couldn’t Lohan have picked a lesbian sex partner that doesn’t look like a Romanian gypsy straight […]

Lindsay Lohan is in NYC, spotted last night heading to dinner at the Beatrice Inn with a “no fur” button on her coat, although we find this somewhat hypocritical. Mink is Lindsay’s favorite.
Until she goes naked for PETA’s XXX division, this is no more than a stunt, similar to how she handled sobriety after 3 […]

Lindsay Lohan is back in NYC, and you know that means party time. A mysterious white stain was visible on the starlets shirt, and we can’t seem to figure out what exactly she was blowing — a cock, or just some coke.
Maybe it was both? Coke off the cock? Lindsay needs rehab again, I’m […]

Spotted in Santa Monica with a bleach stain on her jeans, hooker boots, and a fresh greasy orange glow, Lindsay Lohan was back to her old ways turning tricks on the streets in broad daylight! When she’s not crashing cars into trees and doing coke, Lindsay’s favorite pastime includes blowing random dudes for a dollar. […]

Hugh Hefner has offered Lindsay Lohan a nude gig for Playboy, perpetuating the Marilyn Monroe theme to recreate a naked swim that was never finished. If you missed it, Lindsay got naked for NY Magazine a couple weeks back, and it seems she’s finally realizing her true talent — slut whore!
Playboy’s Hugh Hefner has offered […]

It appears Lindsay Lohan is back off the wagon, falling down drunk this weekend after exiting Villa nightclub in West Hollywood. Watch the video of wasted Lohan as she attempts to enter the vehicle, but ultimately fails and eats the concrete.

Lindsay Lohan appeared last night in her usual shade of burnt-diarrhea at the Los Angeles Italia Film Festival, showing some chest which, by now, shouldn’t be surprising in the least. Once everybody realizes that your acting skills blow cock worse than a drunk Nicole Richie on cocaine, it’s time to start practicing for the porn […]

Lindsay Lohan bares all in the latest issue of NY Magazine, recreating the final set of nude photographs taken of Marilyn Monroe known as “The Last Sitting.” We’ve only got the LQ shots for now (plenty of breasts and ass included), but stay tuned for the high-res. photos — when they surface, we will post […]

Lindsay Lohan finally lost the leggings and slipped into a black dress for some shopping yesterday in Los Angeles, bending over to pick up some coke (the legal kind). Grandpa also got caught staring at Lohan’s ass upon her exit, but that’s OK because you know she likes it.
She’d do your gramps if sobriety […]

Lindsay Lohan took younger sis’ Ali out shopping in Hollywood yesterday, and it looks like her boots are getting a bit worn. I guess Super Bowl weekend took its toll on the orange starlet, but I’m sure she made lots of money — regardless if she sucked off a few thousand dudes, or not.

Lindsay Lohan, one of many distraught starlets after the passing of Heath Ledger, has confessed her love for the late actor and even had plans to meet him later on this week.

Sources close to Lindsay Lohan revealed exclusively to E! Online special correspondent Tina Dirmann that the actress was devastated by the news. “I loved […]

Here’s a quick breakdown of Lindsay Lohan’s weekend: Friday, she flashes her ass in Malibu. Click the pic or here for the NSFW version.
Saturday, community service beckons the orange starlet to the county morgue, followed by an excursion to McDonald’s.
Of course, one can merely speculate on the amount of coke, alcohol, and strippers Lindsay […]

I guess Lohan’s entire body looks orange, but the massive cleavage stands out most. Here’s the recently relapsed starlet in Los Angeles for the Cloverfield premiere.
Do you think Lindsay was wearing panties under that black dress?

Although Lindsay Lohan has been featured as a street hooker in the past, we simply couldn’t resist crowning her once again after spotting the orange starlet dressed for success yesterday in Los Angeles.
After having sex with 3 different Italian dudes in a 24-hour span, you know Lohan is up for a gangbang. Who’s flying her […]

Lindsay Lohan video — caught red-handed at NYE party on Capri island, Italy drinking alcohol.

Lindsay Lohan caught drinking in Capri, Italy for New Year’s Eve, 2008. She ran up a 500 euro bar tab!

The latest Lindsay Lohan sex update places the addict in Capri with 3 different old, Italian men in just 24 hours! Not very surprising however, here’s more from the Daily Mail.
Wild child actress Lindsay Lohan showed off her ample pulling skills when she kissed THREE men in one busy 24-hour spell while visiting Capri […]

Indeed a dirty tactic, but Lindsay Lohan needs to earn a living somehow — the broke starlet has been staging photo ops in order to sell the pics herself, according to this latest Gatecrasher piece:
Tabloid types are suspicious of a package of photos of Lindsay Lohan going to a recording studio that were offered for […]

Has Lindsay Lohan relapsed yet again? The orange starlet was spotted a couple nights back entering her house when we noticed empty cases of beer sitting outside her garage (along with some other random trash strewn about).
Although, Lindsay probably wouldn’t make it so obvious…like that time she crashed her car into a curb drunk […]

Lindsay Lohan exits the West Hollywood eatery Koi on Dec. 4th, wearing yet another sheer top which instantly turns see-through at the flash of paparazzi bulbs. Yes, we’ve given you a better peek by providing the NinjaDude x-ray!

Apparently Lindsay Lohan will fuck anything that resembles a penis, as her recent sex-romp with Heath Ledger has been revealed. The pair allegedly “enjoyed a number of late-night sex sessions over Thanksgiving weekend.” while in New York. Although, I’m not quite sure which STDs they passed each other.

“Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away” […]