Madonna Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Madonna’s plans of flying back to the U.S. from Malawi complete with latest familial acquisition in the form of 3½-year-old Mercy James has been thwarted! Judge Esme Chombo of Malawi’s high court cited invalid residency requirements and a host of other reasons why the girl should grow “within the culture of Malawi” and be afforded […]

Eager to add yet another child to the stable, Madonna has descended upon Lilongwe, Malawi to finalize acquisition of a 3-year-old girl named Mercy James. It’s been reported the judge has delated ruling on Madonna’s application until Friday, apparently due to a bickering Grandmother.
Mercy James’ grandmother, 61-year-old Lucy Chekechiwa, is reportedly against Madonna’s decision […]

Guy Ritchie is quoted in a Daily Mail article published today describing sex with his now ex-wife Madonna. The verdict? Her body feels like a piece of gristle.
Her insistence on sticking to a gruelling four-hour exercise routine has been blamed for destroying the pair’s seven-and-a-half year marriage.
The strict regime reportedly meant the couple went […]

Looks like soon-to-be divorced Madonna is being exposed for hosting late-night sex romps with Yankees player Alex Rodriguez, better known as “A-Rod.” Dude has fucked more bitches than there exists vagina’s in the entire planet Earth, but Madonna must definitely share some diseases with big Al, so they’re most likely raw-doggin’ it. Here’s more from […]

Madonna is back to her old tricks once again, spotted on a beach in Miami showing off her breasts in a see-through white top. I don’t know why, but I think she’s the last celebrity I would choose to have sex with, probably because half the men currently in existence have stuck their penis inside […]

Madonna pulled a Britney Spears when she elected to hold her kid David Banda in her lap, instead of locking him in a car seat. Us Magazine reports:
You’d think that after raising three children, achieving spiritual enlightenment, and witnessing Britney’s public mishaps, Madonna would have it all figured out by now. Apparently not. On March […]