Mary-Kate Olsen Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted last night in NYC for the screening of “21″ with an unmistakably larger penis caresser! The Full House twin apparently keeps a collagen injector in her purse, ’cause finding a comparison shot proved quite difficult, although one can clearly spot the difference in the above exhibit.

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Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted leaving her NYC apartment a couple days ago, precisely when the starlet dropped her shiny new iPod Touch — straight down to the unforgiving concrete. Not a care however, for this mini-mogul money comes as no object. A $100,000,000 bank account balance will easily cover another MP3 player.

Mary-Kate Olsen is looking rather attentive at another fashion party in London yesterday, posing for the cameras with a familiar (toothless) grin.

Here’s Mary-Kate Olsen on the only role she scored all year — Showtime’s Weeds, being a stoner with Mary-Louise Parker’s son. She will turn up in a few more episodes as well, watch the video clip below!

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted shopping with twin sis’ Ashley in Hollywood yesterday, and the young starlet held nothing over her face in an attempt to conceal her new nose, which we’ve gladly illustrated for you in the above photo comparison.
Let’s hope 10 more years of the nip/tuck for these Olsen twins doesn’t turn them […]

The scene of small dogs and little kids running for cover as Mary-Kate Olsen burned a path to her vehicle is terrible! I believe the witch has finally returned, and instead of maintaining a somewhat normal appearance, X17 spots her leaving the jewelry store looking hit. Video below!

Here’s a surprisingly fresh faced Mary-Kate Olsen at a fashion event looking, and I never thought I’d say this…sober. This assumption may also be due to my inability at guessing which drug she’s on, but there still exists a slight chance that this Olsen twin is completely sober. Her sister on the other hand…just call […]

Mary-Kate Olsen is set to take acting somewhat seriously again by accepting a co-starring role in Showtime’s acclaimed marijuana drama Weeds.
On the Lionsgate-produced show, Olsen will play Tara, a devoted Christian girl living in the newly developed megachurch community Majestic who becomes a love interest for Nancy Botwin’s (Mary-Louise Parker) son Silas (Hunter Parrish). […]

Here’s Mary-Kate Olsen leaving another party with Marlboro Reds in hand looking rather buzzed…but the real fun here lies in her skimpy dress, which happens to expose her luscious A-cup boobies, nearly making way for a nipple slip! If she hung out with Paris Hilton a little more I think everyones Olsen twin fantasy would […]

A day I thought would never arrive — Ashley Olsen and wicked chthonic sister, Mary-Kate actually look clean, fresh-smelling, and presentable! Known for edgy, trashy, and downright disgusting fashion, the Olsen sisters were spotted doing some shopping at a place I don’t care to remember the name of. Pictures via X17.
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I saw these pictures of Mary-Kate Olsen at the Rangers game, and couldn’t help but ask myself who the greasy goon looking guy was that gets to put his penis in her. Since I don’t follow that kind of shit, the only person this guy could be is Meat Loaf. They look like twins, it […]

For some unknown reason (most likely due to drugs) Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen still think it’s Halloween, which means they need plenty of potent rocks to help keep the broomstick afloat. In all seriousness, these two girls are looking absolutely great, top of their game really. I can see them both appearing in the sexiest […]

Here’s the latest fur coat Mary-Kate Olsen is sporting as she prowled the streets of Hollywood after a quick purchase in Wolford. She plays the hobo part quite well, and apparently is still smoking crack rocks before she goes out. More pics waiting inside!

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted in chilly NYC over the weekend, as she worked the corner of East 49th and Utica. Surprisingly, a timid gentleman picked her up for a $20 back alley bang job. Unlike her sister who was drinking Corona’s in Mexico, Mary-Kate opted for the slightly increased thrill of working the mean streets […]

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted yesterday in New York City, as she attempted to shield her face with a gold hooker purse. I wonder if she knows that we can see her bony crack-fiend fingers, so the purse-in-front-of-face tactic automatically fails. It was a nice try though. 5 more pics of the hobo waiting for you […]

Mary-Kate Olsen continues her trend of so called “fashion” when she was spotted yesterday wearing more fur, my grandmas sweater, some ripped hooker tights, and her goth boots. I guess if you’re constantly under the influence of drugs then everyday decisions like picking out your clothes will suffer the effects. Rehab? More pics after the […]

Mary-Kate Olsen pictured above is in serious need of some milk! Note her fingernails appearance with the presence of white spots, indicating calcium deficiency. I guess things can’t get too much worse when your diet consists of synthetic drugs and almonds. Whoever pounds Mary-Kate at night should be careful not to break anything! More inside […]

Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted heading to her art class in West L.A., looking like Ozzy Osbourne’s long lost sister. I wonder how bad she smells?

The Olsen twins decided to dress in a presentable fashion over the weekend, appearing in matching pieces that came with a surprise; transparency. Mary-Kate and Ashley opted for the bare skin look, which resulted in not one, but two sets of perky tits peeking out from behind their black dresses! This is definitely the sexiest […]

Holy shit! What has Mary-Kate done to that fucking hair? The Olsen twins went on some sort of shopping spree at Barney’s, when Mary-Kate was spotted with her newly bleached head. Ashley is looking better here, but her sister continues to resemble a sallow orphan. Perhaps they snort more drugs during the holiday season?
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As much as I’d love to refrain from posting negative and slanderous comments about the Olsen twins, these creepy sisters leave me no choice. Here they are at the Dolce and Gabbana “Art Of Elysium” event in Hollywood. Mary-Kate still looks slightly more cracked out than Ashley, but I believe they both use drugs quite […]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are featured on a double-covered issue of Teen Vogue. The photos show the twins dressed up in circus clothes, as you can see in the gallery below. Although, at least it’s better than wearing flannels and looking like a scrubby guy. I’m sure photoshop had a little part in this too. […]

If anybody sees Mary-Kate Olsen please tell her I want my fucking flannel back! She won’t be wearing any pants and there should be a tattooed giant following her around. Seriously though, can someone buy her a goddamn brush and a mirror? Maybe some sexy clothes too. Oh, and some coke.

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I wish the at least one of the fucking Olsen twins would be photographed wearing something normal for once, instead of looking like a homeless chimpanzee. Here is Mary-Kate out in L.A. this week, still smoking her Marlboro’s. Apparently her sister’s boyfriend likes to play kissy face with both chicks, if you hit the jump […]

At first I questioned the authenticity of these photos I found of Mary-Kate Olsen smoking a Marlboro Red. I knew she did coke, but cigarettes!? I concluded that they’re not photoshopped and are in fact genuine! Apparently she’s been smoking for awhile…after some searching revealed another photo of her at a “quit smoking clinic” puffing […]

I’m not sure about you, but all the latest Olsen photos that have made the rounds are giving me a scare.

What kind of drugs are the twins doing? Here’s the latest from Mary-Kate, who is pictured at a magazine dinner from the other night.
If she was at a Halloween party that outfit wouldn’t […]