Mischa Barton Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Mischa Barton was spotted in NYC Wednesday afternoon, dressed in hippy-inspired Native American gear — aside from the shirt, a nice shade of white that was easily transformed into a see-through piece, exposing breasts that otherwise were hidden! Of course you can thank favorable conditions along with a touch of photoshop magic for providing […]

The former O.C. starlet you may know as Mischa Barton turned up last night in Los Angeles, chock full of energy and looking to keep her mortor well…running. Nylon Magazine and MySpace hosted a School of Rock party, and that means all sorts of retarded nonsense must have occurred! When you combine those internet kids […]

Mischa Barton was stoned again in NYC for the opening of Boeing-Boeing, a French play on Broadway. The former O.C. starlet continues to fulfill the title of notorious stoner, despite her DUI arrest late last year. I suppose you gotta’ smoke up before all those drug tests kick in.

Mischa Barton is finally naked on screen, and I guess that means she’s moving up in her career. The former O.C. starlet appeared in a full-frontal topless titty scene, plus a nice booty shot in her latest film “Closing The Ring.” Here’s the part that normally includes rambling about the storyline, but as usual, you […]

Mischa Barton was spotted shopping yesterday, seen inside a Los Angeles pet store cuddling with some puppies. Too bad those animals aren’t smart enough to unbutton tops, ’cause Mischa’s side-boob exposure sure calls for some nudity.
I wouldn’t mind a smoke ‘n grope! Click the picture above for a closer look.

Mischa Barton spent her weekend in Paris, because she’s an important person in the world of fashion or something. Drop the doobie for a moment and get some Visine in your eyes!
Do you think they have good weed over there in France? My guess is no.

Mischa Barton shows off a surprisingly firm denim ass on the set of upcoming film Homecoming, which will probably bomb like the rest of her work. Suddenly, a career in porno films doesn’t look so bad after all.

Our resident stoner Mischa Barton has been popped with a DUI after being picked up in West Hollywood this morning, TMZ reports:
TMZ has confirmed that Mischa Barton has been arrested on suspicion of DUI, possession of narcotics and driving on a suspended license. The former “O.C.” star was pulled over early this morning around 2:45 […]

Mischa Barton shows off her cleavage last night in NYC at the Keds ‘08 debut, although looking rather disheveled to say the least. All Mischa needs is another kush packed blunt and I think she’ll be back to normal.

Either Mischa Barton is about to stiff her cabbie with a lousy $1 bill, or she just got through giving the .99 cent backseat-special and threw in the swallow bonus for that last penny.

Mischa Barton managed to land the 2008 cover of Arena Magazine along with a nice feature inside that includes some decent pics from the photo session. Mischa looks stoned…but that’s okay. Click inside for the full set of HQ pics, straight from the mag! Then, go buy it.

Here’s Mischa Barton attending another event in NYC for fashion week, and judging by the look on her face along with that subtle glow of green, it appears she smoked a blunt just before being photographed! Draw your own conclusions for the disheveled hairdo, but that smirk and stony-eyed gaze has nobody fooled.
With the […]

Here’s a vintage Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton ad dug up by TMZ from the now drug addicted and rehabbed starlets before they became corrupt. Move your kids to Hollywood and this is what happens.

Mischa Barton was recently hospitalized for what her publicist labeled “a combination of blah blah” bullshit. The real reason she was fucked up is because of the psilocybin churning through her blood which was a result of her magic mushrooms atop pizza snack. Mischa’s parents are reportedly angry at their daughter for dating Cisco Adler, […]

There’s usually a reason for the warnings on your medication that tell you not to mix with alcohol, but sometimes stupidity prevails, and in the case of Mischa Barton, lands you in the hospital.
Mischa Barton was rushed to hospital after accidentally mixing her medication with alcohol.The former ‘The O.C.’ star, who was prescribed antibiotics for […]

In her latest public display of marijuana smoking, Mischa Barton was spotted at the Cannes Film Festival lighting up a spliff while relaxing aboard Roberto Cavalli’s yacht. Even though she’s a pothead, at least it’s better than firing up a crack rock instead. Here’s more smoke filled moments with Mischa in case you forgot how […]

Mischa Barton is the latest fun in the world of celebrity nipple slips, capping off an unprecedented week in wardrobe malfunctions. The former O.C. star was apparently wasted as fuck while she left the Boujis Club in London, accidentally pulling her blouse aside to reveal that large areola and breast, just for you I imagine. […]

Mischa Barton is usually quite attune to what’s going on between her legs when she steps out of the car, but this time she wasn’t so lucky. Last night as the former O.C. girl went clubbing the paparazzi caught that moment when Mischa’s purple panties shifted over in a bunch, revealing that crotch and her […]

Street hooker returns, this time with Mischa Barton taking the crown once again. She’s appeared before, but never at night…and certainly not as she works the sidewalk.
Mischa was spotted wearing some sort of yellow slut dress instead of shorts, which allows her quicker access, ultimately turning more tricks per hour. Check it out as […]

It looks like Mischa Barton is having some trouble in her car again, probably due to the marijuana she just got done smoking. Could you have a dumber look on your face? LOL…want to know what the perfect cure for cotton mouth is? Click inside to find out!

The perfect quench after a blunt!

Mischa Barton is stepping up to the plate lately by revealing a little more than usual. This time X17 spotted the marijuana loving actress flashing her buttocks as she exited the vehicle for some shopping. Check out yesterday’s post when Mischa gave us the upskirt shot!

It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen any good upskirts, and I’m not exactly sure if this qualifies as such. Mischa Barton has long sported the cottage cheese legs, so when photogs capture that compromising shot, things may not look as nice, which is why I’m calling this a cellupskirt. Say that three times […]

Mischa Barton was spotted with younger sister Hania who just completed rehab for addiction to painkillers, and most likely a plethora of other drugs she failed to disclose. Above is an old pic of her taken by “The Cobra Snake” at a party in which she tripped on ecstasy all night. Why you would let […]

Immediately after I posted the Mischa Barton camel toe, I found these pics of her smoking a joint! (snapped by Flynet). I always knew she was a stoner, but this now solidifies my assumptions. Although I’m sure she’s smart enough to learn a thing or two from Britney, and even her little sister — who […]

Mischa Barton was spotted partying a couple nights ago in her leopard pants, thankfully they were tight enough (that, or she’s just too plump) for a camel toe to poke through! Mischa, next time try to wear something that isn’t camouflaged or that obstructs our view of your genital region. Thanks!
Click the pic for high […]

I’ll be honest, today I’m still lazy so that means no bikini pics for you. However; I do have these shots of Mischa Barton on duty out there in the streets of Hollywood. Above she was spotted walking away from her final customer, and if you hit the jump you’ll see that Mischa even makes […]

Mischa Barton was spotted over the weekend leaving club Hyde, as she was apparently engaged in a questionable act with a man in her vehicle. Fellatio is the word we’re looking for here, and I don’t think her big-balled boyfriend Cisco Adler is going to be very happy about this one.

Here’s a recent Mischa Barton sighting, as she was spotted dressed in some librarian clothing, minus those piano suspenders. WTF is with the ice cream keychain? I think rock stars enjoy dating dumb bitches like her for a reason; rough, dominating sex.

Mischa Barton was spotted this weekend walking her dog when she showed a little ass for you, and thank god she was in these tight spandex pants or else her cellulite might be showing through. Look at how retarded she looks throwing that stick, I’m not sure if she, or the dog is supposed to […]

Mischa Barton was spotted in Malibu with her stoner boyfriend, Cisco Adler…looking well, stoned! The duo nearly escaped a drug raid last week when the weed shop he visits was raided by the feds.

Adler’s visit to the center that day was no different than any number of times he visited it. As usual, Cisco, 28, […]

Mischa Barton normally wears clothing that accentuates all the wrong areas of her oddly shaped body, however these recent shots of her in West Hollywood have got me thinking her diet might be paying off. Hopefully she doesn’t turn into a Nicole Richie.
Some pics waiting after the jump.

Mischa Barton pranced around the streets of Madrid (hide your food) this weekend as she arrived in town for the Marie Claire awards. Marie Claire awards? I have no clue…just another attention whore event, why would she pass it up!? Mischa was photographed in self absorption mode as she took another picture for her MySpace […]

Ray-Ban (owned by Luxottica) re-launched the classic Wayfarer sunglass line, and Mischa Barton was on hand to look pretty. Surprisingly she looks decent here, and thankfully her armpits weren’t sweaty. I have no clue who the creepy dude taking pics with her is. If you do, leave a comment below. Take the jump, and view […]

Look at poor Mischa Barton, recently snapped by photogs pouting in the car. Rumor says Cisco could be the cause of her pain by showing her his big black boot. Either way, these pics are fucking priceless! Maybe not as priceless as these ones however. Mischa, drop about 40lbs. then give me a call!

Thank god Mischa was wearing pantyhose, ’cause I don’t think you want to see her bare ass. We already know she needs to do a few thousand more thighmaster’s, but combining her cellulite and pasty white skin is a double nasty! I bet if she hung out with Nicole Richie for a month or two […]

Out of the many celebrity females we post here, Mischa Barton has to be the fucking weirdest of them all. Check her out sporting a huge gangster chain with her initials in fake diamond. Is this the effect rap music has on celebs? She can’t honestly think that makes her look cool.

Yeah, I know you […]

I guess Mischa Barton has a problem, and it’s name is underarm perspiration. A couple days ago we posted a pic of Mischa in NYC with massive sweaty armpit stains.
We thought that was a fluke, but after today we discovered her sweat strikes again. Apparently she either doesn’t believe in the use of deodorant, […]

Mischa Barton needs some serious work. First she struts around in clothes that resemble car wash rags whilst exposing her overly flabby cottage cheese ass, legs and stomach.
Next she poses for pictures with disgusting pit stains. I know she probably didn’t have time to check, but god damn…can’t you feel those 2 pools of […]

Starting the Monday off right, here are some recent pics of a couple hotties.
Mischa Barton is back in the mix, this time slipping her thong while clubbing this weekend. Too bad she actually had one on!
Also check out Alyssa Milano during a USO tour in Iraq…thumbs up to her choice of blouse.

It’s Monday!
Mischa Barton was getting wasted this weekend when these pics were snapped. I guess she likes showing off her cone tits…
Not that I wouldn’t suck on them.

Since tomorrow is Monday, we would like to give you some hot celebrity ass on this glorious Sunday! We have some hot Mischa Barton ass/nipple shots, along with a Mandy Moore ass in tights, and Lindsay Lohan doing a fuck me spread!
Tomorrow will follow with another round of hot semi-nude Hollywood ladies…enjoy what follows.

6-6-06 means it’s time to look at Mischa Barton’s nipple.