Paris Hilton Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Or perhaps Big Bird was struck with an awful case of herpes feet. Hmmm…I guess we’ll throw Paris Hilton in the mix too, since she’s the only other possible contender for our impromptu guessing game you’ve been presented (sorry to those of you just finishing meals.) Now, unless you’re a sped kid or official DEA […]

Paris Hilton’s push-up bra and B-cups made an appearance last night in Hollywood, spotted with whipped-cock boyfriend Benji Madden. They reportedly partied inside Crown Bar, then most likely made their way home, kicking off the nightly ritual of Paris begging for sex while her dude lays snoring and passed out. Eventually, she realizes the effort […]

Benji Madden and fake girlfriend Paris Hilton were spotted Thursday afternoon leaving a Beverly Hills medical center for reasons unknown. Hmmm. Here’s a probable theory for you. Maybe Paris finally got infected with that super STD that eventually makes her go away forever? Cross your fingers!

What’s baffling here, though, is Benji’s continued tolerance of the […]

Paris Hilton, the uncontested slut of all sluts worldwide, has spoken out on her status as an inspiring human being after appearing in Turkey to judge the annual beauty pageant. Paris thinks all teen girls have a reason to look up to her, but you know that’s more than a big joke.
“I don’t pay attention […]

Paris Hilton was in Las Vegas on Saturday celebrating Benji Madden’s birthday at LAX, spotted with her fake diamond engagement ring, complete with his initials “BM.” Paris’ faux-mance with the Good Charlotte rocker is rumored to be intertwined with Ashton Kutcher’s new show “Pop Fiction,” which focuses on punking the media and paparazzi while celebrities […]

Paris Hilton should be required by the Centers for Disease Control to get a vagina tattoo warning potential partners of the risks involved when engaging in sexual intercourse. Here’s a list of some shit Paris may taint unsuspecting lovers with, in case you got drunk with her in the past 5 years.
TMZ has confirmed […]

Look, it’s Paris Hilton sitting in an empty Las Vegas movie theater for a screening of her cinematic masterpiece, “The Hottie And The Nottie.” She looks like someone whose film barely grossed $12,000 at the box office. Oh wait, that’s right…it did!
Whichever moron funded this garbage should’ve took that money instead and bought a handgun […]

Paris Hilton has been tainting more clubs and restaurants lately, in a desperate bid to promote her new flick, “Hottie bleh blurgh blah.” Yeah, movie titles tend to end up that way in my brain immediately upon learning that Paris Hilton was a real cast member with actual speaking parts. It doesn’t matter if she […]

Below is the video of 50 Cent’s outburst at Paris Hilton’s pre-Super Bowl party, when he tells the heiress to please “get the fuck off stage.” This of course made Paris cry like the little slut whore bitch that she is. Epic win!

Last night at Paris’ pre-Super Bowl party, 50 Cent began his paid performance when big bird stormed the stage to show off her dance moves. 50 quickly snapped, yelling into the mic “get the fuck off stage,” which then prompted Paris’ subsequent crying outburst.

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 […]

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were allegedly making out and rubbing each other at club Tenjune last night in New York. Attention whore tactics!
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine. “Who knew?” says the source of the […]

We haven’t had much room for dirty skanks on NinjaDude.com lately, which is why Paris Hilton hasn’t shown up. I guess this video of her falling drunk onto the pavement last night is a good reason to post some Paris.
Too bad she didn’t knock out a couple teeth!

Paris Hilton brings back our daily street hooker fun with these party shots of herself on some guys lap, after attempting to exit from the gang bang she just finished in the back of that van. Paris must have been giving the 2-for-1 special here folks.

Avril Lavigne was spotted with Paris Hilton after a fun-filled night of drinking at another club…take a glance at these faces in the picture, and then calculate how many brain cells you just lost.
I’ll leave you with Avril’s opinion of Paris, quoted by MSNBC:
“I think it’s funny that there are people who are famous […]

The best friends that are Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie took to the streets yesterday to shop and dine on Robertson Blvd. A new day means another Paris Hilton upskirt, and she wasted no time seizing the opportunity to flash that ass. Click inside to see the NSFW pic!

Paris flashes her ass from behind, click […]

Germany has banned Paris Hilton from attending Oktoberfest this year because she made it look cheap last time — probably because street hookers tend to have that effect on famous traditional festivals.
Heiress Paris Hilton has been banned from Munich’s famed Oktoberfest for “cheapening” last year’s event. Locals were outraged when the socialite, 26, arrived at […]

Sans-bra, Paris Hilton let the chilly air coax her nipples to an erect state for the paparazzi once again while she roamed the Toronto Int’l Airport. She probably would have been naked if there wasn’t a clothing requirement for airplanes.

With the celebs in high concentration for the MTV Video Music Awards, we thought it would make for another awesome showdown of the cleavage! You may recognize the bird-looking girl at left named Paris Hilton, who despite having been born with a flat-chested gene, still manages to flaunt something decent.
The female at right, a […]

Paris Hilton partied in Vegas over the weekend, tainting the air and furniture at Pure nightclub, even managing to flash her crotch in true Paris fashion. The pink panties reportedly smelled so rotten, a 20ft. radius was cleared around the heiress before she closed her legs and hit the bathroom for some freshening. Click inside […]

The Dutch love nudity, but I’m not sure if they can legally print it in GQ. Paris Hilton appeared in the latest import issue, and it seems she’s working her old tricks. Visible in the shot above, Paris let her nipple have some of the camera fun, exposing her right breast for all to see. […]

A brand new feature debuts here on NinjaDude.com, partly inspired by Conan O’Brien, and this post on Worth1000 — we bring you the Fugly Celeb Mash-Up! If you’ve ever wondered what a cross between your two favorite celebrities would look like, here’s your chance to find out.
Paris Hilton and Zac Efron should definitely never have […]

Paris Hilton, the girl that lied to Larry King’s face by telling the man she doesn’t use drugs, was caught yet again during a marijuana toke break this weekend while she enjoyed the leafy substance with friends at a rented Malibu beach house. I’d like to make up something witty about Paris being a stoner, […]

Paris Hilton was spotted by X17 yesterday outside the Chinese Theatre for the premiere of Rush Hour 10, undoubtedly whoring it up to the maximum level for the paparazzi lenses. The increasingly cash-strapped heiress was seen dashing away with music producer Scott Storch for a bowling match before they arrived back to catch the screening. […]

Paris Hilton’s latest antics have pissed off Grandpa Conrad so greatly that he’s pulled her $59 million dollar inheritance stash, earmarking the money for charity instead. “Barron” is said to be extremely irked at the way his Hilton name has been trashed by Paris and her other relatives, prompting the billionaire to pull trust funds […]

Even though she’s trying to better herself since being released from prison, let’s not forget that Paris Hilton is still one big giant whorebag. Spotted by TMZ last night at Guy’s (karaoke night) club, Paris and Cisco Adler (Mischa Barton’s ex) were reportedly making out and rubbing all over each other in the booth, not […]

Paris Hilton’s new boyfriend, an Australian T-shirt designer named Tyler Atkins, is a fucking moron. The two were spotted over the weekend playing kissy face in the sand while Paris’ dog got molested. Below is a video interview of this dude, and above is a picture from our friends at Buzz, who snapped the action […]

Paris Hilton has wasted no time getting her summer fun since exiting jail, and the latest hobby keeping the heiress busy is surfing — something which requires an education level higher than 3rd grade. Spotted in Malibu on Saturday, Paris took to the waves in her bikini and board, but failed to actually stand up, […]

Paris Hilton continues to defy the law, this time blowing marijuana smoke from the joint she puffed into the face of an unsuspecting clubgoer as she entered Teddy’s, Page Six reports:
July 10, 2007 — Paris Hilton seems to be up to her old tricks again. Although she told Larry King she’d never done drugs, the […]

The air bags inside Paris Hilton’s breasts seem to be inflating again as the recently released jailbird (’cause she actually looks like a bird and went to jail!) was spotted above partying Saturday night at club Area, diverting most of the attention away from her face and directly upon that massive, cleavage-baring chest.
I suppose her […]

Paris Hilton, wasting no time slipping into a bikini and hitting the beach in Hawaii, was spotted partying all weekend as she celebrated her release from prison — poolside, with a bunch of dudes.
Click inside for two more pics of Paris being a stupid whore as she attempts to fix those ridiculous glasses on […]

The Late Show with Letterman had this Paris Hilton clip last night, video above.

After appearing on the Larry King Live show last night to speak about her jail sentence, Paris Hilton blatantly lied to the host along with the rest of America after she claimed illegal drugs never enter that body, and that her drinking is very controlled…feel free to laugh at any time.
In her first interview since […]

Paris Hilton was freed alas from the Lynwood Detention Center after serving 23 days stemming from her DUI arrest last Fall, TMZ reports:

The heiress was released from prison shortly after midnight on Tuesday. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Paris has lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay and that on her way out of […]

Paris Hilton’s nightmare behind bars is about to end on Tuesday — the heiress was told a decision had been made by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Inmate Reception Center to release her, MSNBC reports:
“There’s no set time,” said Deputy Luis Castro, adding he didn’t know if any special arrangements had been made to return Hilton […]

In what was to become the biggest piece of bullshit news all week, Paris Hilton’s interview with NBC upon walking out of jail, has in fact been axed. I think they finally realized a large number of people were going to get pist that Paris Hilton was able to profit from her stupidity, disobedience, and […]

Paris Hilton’s broke ass is set to be $1 million dollars richer simply because of her stint in the slammer. NBC has reportedly agreed to pay the heiress for an exclusive interview upon being released from lockup, the NY Post reports:

LOS ANGELES - NBC has agreed to pay as much as $1 million for Paris […]

If you’ve never heard of Paris Hilton before and took a look at this letter she wrote, you might guess her age to be no more than 12 years old. Judging by the vocabulary and English skills, Paris probably has an education level equivalent to that of a seventh grader. Just another reason (besides the […]

Jack Osbourne has reportedly had sexual intercourse with Paris Hilton, an accomplishment that some would rather keep secret, however not the case here, The Sun reports:

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have revealed that son Jack once bedded jailbird Paris Hilton. The pair outed Jack’s secret when I caught up with them in Ozzy’s dressing room before […]

When viewed objectively, the entire Paris Hilton fiasco doesn’t make much sense. Her irrational actions and the ensuing media frenzy just don’t add up, and an inside source has revealed why. Thanks to irresponsibility and bad investments, Paris Hilton is, for the most part, out of capital; in other words, Paris Hilton is poor. Now, […]

It’s no surprise that Paris Hilton is diagnosed with ADD — her drug of choice for the “disorder” is Adderall, an amphetamine salt that some have reported shares similar effects to that of cocaine. When Paris can’t have the real thing, this is her next best option…but when you’re locked up in jail, options tend […]

Paris Hilton spoke to Barbra Walters on the phone this weekend from jail, explaining how badly those herpes burn, the disgusting food situation, and how god has given her a second chance.
Walters recounted their little chat on “The View” this morning. Among the highlights: Paris says her “act” until now — namely, playing a […]

In a surprising turn of events at Paris Hilton’s hearing this afternoon, the judge ordered her back to jail to serve out the remainder of her sentence as tears began to flow.
Paris Hilton was just ordered back to jail in Lynwood to serve out the remainder of her sentence! She’ll get credit for at least […]

Ever since Paris Hilton was released early this morning from jail 20 days early, many officials in the city are fucking pissed and think our justice system is fucked, TMZ reports:
In a sharply-worded statement from L.A. County Supervisor Don Knabe, he claims that Paris’ “reassignment” is a load of crap: “This incident with Paris Hilton […]

TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton was released from jail early Thursday morning after serving just 3 days instead of the original 23 day sentence.

Unimpeachable sources tell TMZ the deal was sealed yesterday, and that Hilton made her exit early early this morning. She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was […]

Here’s the video from last night’s MTV movie awards when Sarah Silverman owns Paris Hilton hours before she turned herself in to begin a 23-day prison sentence. I don’t think Paris would mind being faced with a wall of penises daily!

Paris Hilton’s pair of mugshots was released today in light of her jail sentence, the heiress is currently behind bars serving her first of 23 days for violating probation. TMZ has obtained the official booking sheet for Paris straight from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California…her new home!

According to the booking sheet, Hilton […]

Paris Hilton has reportedly begun serving her 23-day prison sentence for violating probation and drinking while intoxicated, TMZ has some video of the heiress being escorted to jail by her mother, sister, and lawyer.
It didn’t go down at the jail. Paris’ mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents’ house at 10:30 PM. […]

Paris Hilton is planning a diary and dramatic exit from general population to prison, complete with a makeup team that will get Paris primped for her near month long sentence behind bars.
Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday. […]

The hotel heiress Paris Hilton is set to be booked into her jail facility where she will spend nearly a month in confinement for driving while intoxicated and violating probation. Hopefully this case will put the scare in Hollywood and also promote the imprisonment of Lindsay Lohan for her defiant actions this past weekend. X17 […]

In a desperate bid to dodge her nearly month long jail sentence, Paris Hilton has begun a spiritual journey that can only lead to one place — back to the 6th grade to re-learn vocabulary and reading comprehension. I hate people that turn spiritual merely out of desperation, and to top it off, Paris Hilton […]