Tom Cruise Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes premiered “Lions For Lambs” yesterday in Berlin, and what the man lacks in height his clever wife makes up for with a rather crafty pose — note Katie’s head positioning, which seems to always remain pointed downwards. Nice trick! Yet another reason why it pays to be a Scientologist.

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes were denied entry to French nightclub Caves Du Roi in St. Tropez recently after capacity was filled. An angry Cruise reportedly stormed off to another location, but couldn’t handle the e-tarded clubbers and called it an early night.

The Hollywood couple were turned away from the Byblos Hotel’s Caves Du […]

At first glance you may suspect the objects floating in the water here were of human origin, however upon closer inspection the realization that this was an alien species had the paparazzi screaming for cover. There is no reason to be alarmed, it’s just Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes giving baby science a taste of […]

David Hans Schmidt, the self proclaimed “sultan of sleaze” has been busted by the FBI for trying to sell Tom Cruise stolen wedding pictures, People reports:

The FBI has arrested an Arizona man accused of attempting to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise, according to The Smoking Gun. David Hans Schmidt, 47, was taken […]

That’s the only way this guy would get behind his woman, Katie Holmes, and grind on that ass. Us Magazine has this photo from the Beckham’s “welcome to America” party, depicting Scientologist gods TomKat in a drunken, bump and grind dance. This reminds me of the video they appeared in, awkwardly traipsing around on stage […]

Tom Cruise and his Scientoligist ways have been banned from filming in Germany for his upcoming film about killing Hitler.
Germany has barred the makers of a movie about a plot to kill Adolf Hitler from filming at German military sites because its star Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, the Defense Ministry said on Monday. Cruise, […]

Here’s Tom Cruise and daughter Suri performing some sort of odd Scientology signal, most likely to alert their fellow alien species that earth does indeed have free H20. That kid still looks Chinese!

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes were in Miami this weekend for the Super Bowl, when the couple humiliated themselves on stage by attempting to dance at the J.Lo and Marc Anthony performance (which sucked ass btw.) Watch the stupid video below!

The cult Tom Cruise worships called Scientology has named him the new “Christ.”
The Mission: Impossible star has reportedly been told that he has been chosen to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. Leader David Miscavige believes that in the future Cruise will be revered like Jesus for his work in propagating the […]

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding photo’s, just for fun. Now that they’re officially married, we can begin the countdown to divorce! Hollywood is far too predictable when it comes to relationships, but I wish the newlywed Scientologists best of luck. I’m sure L. Ron’s bible will help them through tough times…HA. Continue reading to […]

The alleged daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Suri, is with the family in Rome for the big science marriage celebration! There’s just one thing that baffles me each time I see new photo’s of this kid; she looks more and more like offspring that DOES NOT share TomKat’s DNA. Basically this baby could […]

The latest Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes marriage rumors are sounding something like this:

The couple of 18 months (parents to daughter, Suri, 6 months) now plan to wed in November somewhere in Italy.
Adds a source close to the duo, “They were hoping to make it a few weeks earlier, but Katie and Tom both want […]

It seems since we posted the Suri photos yesterday, L. Ron Hubbard hacked our system and corrupted data for the past 3 days, so this is the only post I’m going to re-do.
Suri Cruise finally was released to the public last night on the CBS Nightly News. Pictures which will appear today in Vanity Fair […]

Paramount Pictures announced today in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, that it’s ending a 14-year long relationship with Tom Cruise because of the actor’s behavior off-screen.
Sumner Redstone, Viacom chairman, said the behavior of the star of the “Mission: Impossible” series and “Top Gun” was unacceptable to the company, according to the Wall […]

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