Celebrity Babies Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

After Anna Nicole Smith’s child Dannielynn Hope was born 5 months before her death last February, one would assume that whoever the lucky DNA match was couldn’t possibly be fit (both mentally and economically) to raise a child. Well, that guy turned out to be Larry Birkhead, a strange looking ex-porn star living in Los […]

It’s tough to fathom Nicole Richie’s major life turnaround from jaded crackhead & felonious jailbird to new mother slash lover of emo band member in under two years (since that infamous wrong-side-of-roadway incident barreling down Burbank’s 134 freeway in her Range Rover.) Quite surprisingly, Nicole also managed to gain some weight and look […]

The golden brown child dubbed “dream baby” on the latest OK! Magazine cover reveals a first look at Jessica Alba and Cash Warren’s newborn child, Honor Marie. The pair struck a jackpot payday, netting over $1.5 million in exchange for exclusives to OK!, including upcoming holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas. Shameless parenting!
“I didn’t scream,” Jessica […]

If you’d not known any better, that young child’s face could be mistaken for that of Satan’s! Jennifer Garner and daughter Violet were spotted leaving a children’s art studio in Los Angeles on Tuesday, making it apparent the paparazzi presence was not welcome. Conditioned hatred! Aren’t children nothing but love and goodness?
The true objective […]

Honor Alba, the newborn child of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren (freshly wed in May) has reportedly fetched $1.5 million dollars for exclusive baby pictures, going to highest bidder OK! Magazine who also squeezed some holidays outta’ the deal, too!
TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now […]

Here’s the first pictures of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman’s newborn, Max Liron. Do you know how much People Magazine paid for this exclusive? Me neither, but I guarantee it was more than you made in 2007.

The latest Hollywood kids were popped out this weekend, first by Nicole Richie
who had a baby girl named Harlow on Friday, followed by Christina Aguilera’s new guy named Max.
Pray that these children don’t land in rehab before turning 18. The Richie kid definitely has it worse.

Us Magazine is reporting Britney Spears’ son Jayden J. was found with bite marks and bruises upon inspection at Cedars-Sinai, occurring after the psycho incident last week. Neglect! Not the least bit surprising.
Sean P. wouldn’t hurt his only friend and brother, unless it was for survival reasons. Brit should feed her children before one […]

Since we now have a 50% female reader base, we know you want more pictures of babies and family time. Arguably the cutest celebrity spawn, Suri Cruise was spotted in Washington D.C. with mommy and grandma looking like the curious tot she’s become. You can tell she now knows about the paparazzi by that curious […]

At first glance you may suspect the objects floating in the water here were of human origin, however upon closer inspection the realization that this was an alien species had the paparazzi screaming for cover. There is no reason to be alarmed, it’s just Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes giving baby science a taste of […]

Here’s Tom Cruise and daughter Suri performing some sort of odd Scientology signal, most likely to alert their fellow alien species that earth does indeed have free H20. That kid still looks Chinese!

Another ugly baby alert for you, this time Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives introduces her twin girls, which look like women in their mid-40s. Seriously…W T F? Let’s hope these ones stay hidden indoors.

Angelina Jolie is reportedly preparing for another adoption, this comes literally 1 1/2 weeks after receiving Vietnamese boy Pax-Thien.

A source discussing Angelina’s family - which also consists of Cambodian son Maddox, Ethiopian daughter Zahara and Angelina’s natural daughter Shiloh with lover Brad Pitt - said: “Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn’t […]

Here’s a pic of Suri Cruise from this weekend as her brainwashed mommy looking pist carts her around the sporting event they attended. The thing you should be noting here is the presence of only 4 fingers on baby Suri’s left hand! I think Tom forgot to put on her special glove that day. I […]

I saw this picture of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and couldn’t help but illustrate the feature similarity between his face and that of mom and pops. Imagine the life he will have…your father is Brad Pitt, and your mother is Angelina Jolie…he won’t even have spit game at girl’s to get the panties droppin’. That would be […]

Suri Cruise was spotted at LAX with her grandma and mommy, Mrs. Katie Holmes. We’re still not sure if Suri is an alien life form, or an actual human being. She looks cute though. Someone should tell grams public intoxication isn’t something to joke about!

At last, Britney Spears’ neglected child, Jayden James Federline has been revealed to the public, however big bro Sean Preston now appears retarded when the two are together. I had to see for myself, and there’s an apparent resemblance between Jayden and his loser dad, however when looking at quasimoto below, something just doesn’t seem […]

The alleged daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Suri, is with the family in Rome for the big science marriage celebration! There’s just one thing that baffles me each time I see new photo’s of this kid; she looks more and more like offspring that DOES NOT share TomKat’s DNA. Basically this baby could […]

Don’t believe the hype! Britney and K-Fag’s baby is really a boy, proved by TMZ after obtaining a copy of the official birth certificate. Check out Federline’s signature! You can tell he didn’t pass high school.

Click for the full-res. version!

Rumor is spreading about the Britney and K-Fag baby name.
Apparently, Sutton Pierce Federline is the name of couples second child. Once again, we hope it’s the last kid with Federline.
I’m not sure about Sutton Pierce though…what is this, the 1890’s?
Then again, Britney is from the deep south.
While she recovers back to her […]

It’s finally over, and for the last time we hope (with k-fag.) Britney gave birth to a boy early this morning in Los Angeles, according to the Nat’l Enquirer.

Pop princess Britney Spears gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy just before 2 a.m., September 12th at a Los Angeles hospital, insiders told […]

The word on the street is Britney Spears might be giving birth to her second child today by C-Section.
She is currently at St. Johns Medical Center in L.A. preparing for a possible birth later today. Stay tuned for the news on whether or not this is all going down.

It seems since we posted the Suri photos yesterday, L. Ron Hubbard hacked our system and corrupted data for the past 3 days, so this is the only post I’m going to re-do.
Suri Cruise finally was released to the public last night on the CBS Nightly News. Pictures which will appear today in Vanity Fair […]

The elusive baby of the Tomkat duo, Suri Cruise has yet to be photographed, and only a select few have actually seen the baby. Although it is confirmed recently that Jada Pinkett Smith has interected with Suri at the Cruise Lair, however no cameras were allowed. Here is a quote from her:

“She’s beautiful and they’re […]

Angelina denies weddings rumors

Since you all care so much about the new brangelina baby dubbed “Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt,” NinjaDude brings you an exclusive photo of the child, set to run in Hello! magazine very soon. It’s shot of the mag cover feauturing the pic - Enjoy!