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Chuck Norris never loses a staring contest, and this video shows the consequences suffered after “facing” the man himself. Just push play!
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New site design implemented yesterday…let’s celebrate with 10 more Chuck Norris Facts!
1. Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a “hole.” Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.
2. […]

It’s Wednesday, and that means you get 10 new Chuck Norris Facts!
1. Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
2. If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
3. Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
4. Chuck Norris CAN […]

1. MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
2. Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off […]

Chuck Norris Week Starting May 1st-May 8th, Chuck Facts Each Day!