Lindsay Lohan departs girlfriend Sam Ronson’s house in Los Angeles on Tuesday exposing pasty-white skin with Coke, Visa, and iPhone
The uncontested queen of everything orange Ms. Lindsay Lohan helps deliver today’s failure report, as news surfaced that she turned down a role in the summer blockbuster flick “The Hangover.” Lohan was offered the part of […]

Meet the intelligent citizens of Newark, Ohio…and latest nomination for high scholar, Mr. Kile Wygle. While zooming along at a brisk 33MPH , Kile wrecked his motorized bar stool into the concrete gutter while attempting to turn, causing injuries like lacerations of the dome, requiring hospital fix-up time. The cops cited him for being a […]

Dancing With The Nobody’s usually scores some pretty ridiculous contestants for their show to be laughed off stage by America and the presiding judges, but this latest season, ABC has gone out on a limb by recruiting Apple’s 2nd in command–Steve Wozniak!
The 58-year-old portly CEO performed his routine with partner Karina Smirnoff for […]

PROTIP: if you work at a car wash, be certain NOT to wear a warm, pretty little scarf around your neck if duties require contact with those large spinning brushes!

Today’s failure comes in the form of female Golden Nozzle car wash employee Stephanie Carpluk. The obvious lack in brain processing capability Steph operates with […]

Bloodied from a self-inflicted gunshot wound after discharging his own weapon! All-star NFL receiver Plaxico Burress was partying in Manhattan Saturday night, ending the festivities early after accidentally shooting himself in the thigh at LQ nightclub, according to official reports. Burress was released following treatment at New York-Presbyterian Hospital (which he hobbled into 2 hours […]

I have but few words to describe today’s epic failures (in life, existence, etc.) but maybe you can help out after glaring the pic above. Yes, these photos were found on Photobucket while randomly browsing, and I don’t think I can look at these two shit-stains any longer without smashing my screen…

After coming across the above photo of what appears to be an Akita masquerading as a spider, only one word came to mind: FAIL!

Seriously…that’s one fat mother fucker of a dog, and I have clue how that pudgy-ass snout fits in a feed bowl. I’m guessing this dog sticks its entire head in the food […]