Bloodied from a self-inflicted gunshot wound after discharging his own weapon! All-star NFL receiver Plaxico Burress was partying in Manhattan Saturday night, ending the festivities early after accidentally shooting himself in the thigh at LQ nightclub, according to official reports. Burress was released following treatment at New York-Presbyterian Hospital (which he hobbled into 2 hours […]

I have but few words to describe today’s epic failures (in life, existence, etc.) but maybe you can help out after glaring the pic above. Yes, these photos were found on Photobucket while randomly browsing, and I don’t think I can look at these two shit-stains any longer without smashing my screen…

After coming across the above photo of what appears to be an Akita masquerading as a spider, only one word came to mind: FAIL!

Seriously…that’s one fat mother fucker of a dog, and I have clue how that pudgy-ass snout fits in a feed bowl. I’m guessing this dog sticks its entire head in the food […]