Hollywood Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Here’s the first pictures of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman’s newborn, Max Liron. Do you know how much People Magazine paid for this exclusive? Me neither, but I guarantee it was more than you made in 2007.

WARNING: A fugly celeb lurks under the plastic bag above — click the photo to de-bag and reveal!

The latest Hollywood kids were popped out this weekend, first by Nicole Richie
who had a baby girl named Harlow on Friday, followed by Christina Aguilera’s new guy named Max.
Pray that these children don’t land in rehab before turning 18. The Richie kid definitely has it worse.

Us Magazine is reporting Britney Spears’ son Jayden J. was found with bite marks and bruises upon inspection at Cedars-Sinai, occurring after the psycho incident last week. Neglect! Not the least bit surprising.
Sean P. wouldn’t hurt his only friend and brother, unless it was for survival reasons. Brit should feed her children before one […]

WARNING: A fugly celeb lurks under the plastic bag - click above photo to de-bag and reveal.

Since we now have a 50% female reader base, we know you want more pictures of babies and family time. Arguably the cutest celebrity spawn, Suri Cruise was spotted in Washington D.C. with mommy and grandma looking like the curious tot she’s become. You can tell she now knows about the paparazzi by that curious […]

At first glance you may suspect the objects floating in the water here were of human origin, however upon closer inspection the realization that this was an alien species had the paparazzi screaming for cover. There is no reason to be alarmed, it’s just Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes giving baby science a taste of […]

Adam Sandler’s new flick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry is potentially a rip-off of Australian film Strange Bedfellows, a comedy about a straight cinema owner and a mechanic who pretend to be gay in order to gain financial benefit. Uh oh!
The makers of Paul Hogan’s most recent hit film are investigating whether it […]

Mena Suvari is quite the trickster after donning a bikini and then proceeding to sunbathe topless, making everyone think she was still hot. Wrong. Here’s a nice candid shot X17 snapped of the Mena during a fucking ugly moment. Was she missing her makeup or is this a bad case of meth face?

Here’s Tom Cruise and daughter Suri performing some sort of odd Scientology signal, most likely to alert their fellow alien species that earth does indeed have free H20. That kid still looks Chinese!

Another ugly baby alert for you, this time Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives introduces her twin girls, which look like women in their mid-40s. Seriously…W T F? Let’s hope these ones stay hidden indoors.

Angelina Jolie is reportedly preparing for another adoption, this comes literally 1 1/2 weeks after receiving Vietnamese boy Pax-Thien.

A source discussing Angelina’s family - which also consists of Cambodian son Maddox, Ethiopian daughter Zahara and Angelina’s natural daughter Shiloh with lover Brad Pitt - said: “Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn’t […]

Lindsay Lohan was spotted parading around and then most likely bedding two different male friends this weekend — first musician James Blunt, and then Paris Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos. It’s like one big STD cesspool! Although I’m not quite sure how Petra Nemcova feels about her boyfriend sampling some of the fire crotch. Click inside […]

Here’s a pic of Suri Cruise from this weekend as her brainwashed mommy looking pist carts her around the sporting event they attended. The thing you should be noting here is the presence of only 4 fingers on baby Suri’s left hand! I think Tom forgot to put on her special glove that day. I […]

I saw this picture of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and couldn’t help but illustrate the feature similarity between his face and that of mom and pops. Imagine the life he will have…your father is Brad Pitt, and your mother is Angelina Jolie…he won’t even have spit game at girl’s to get the panties droppin’. That would be […]

The 79th annual Academy Awards took place last night in Hollywood, with The Departed taking best picture and Scorsese finally grabbing the best director award. Now that we’ve covered those bits, all that matters next is which females looked the hottest on the red carpet. Click inside and check out the top 6 sexiest ladies […]

Suri Cruise was spotted at LAX with her grandma and mommy, Mrs. Katie Holmes. We’re still not sure if Suri is an alien life form, or an actual human being. She looks cute though. Someone should tell grams public intoxication isn’t something to joke about!

At last, Britney Spears’ neglected child, Jayden James Federline has been revealed to the public, however big bro Sean Preston now appears retarded when the two are together. I had to see for myself, and there’s an apparent resemblance between Jayden and his loser dad, however when looking at quasimoto below, something just doesn’t seem […]

It’s true, all the shit I’ve talked about the slut whores of Hollywood and their impact on little girls around the world is reported in this latest Newsweek feature titled “Girls Gone Bad.”

Paris, Britney, Lindsay & Nicole: They seem to be everywhere and they may not be wearing underwear. Tweens adore them and teens envy […]

Hey look, it’s the very sexy Fergie. Her face is looking absolutely stunning these days (for a recovered scab picker), and I especially love it when she plays with her balls. Seriously…that Duhamel guy doesn’t know it yet, but she’s not really a female. Fergie has an eight inch cock with balls bigger than Cisco […]

The latest scandal surrounding Grey’s Anatomy comes from Monday night’s Golden Globe Awards post show press room. The cast was being interviewed by media outlets, when one reporter asked whether or not Isaiah called T.R. Knight a “faggot” in an on set scuffle that happened late in 2006.
After a reporter questioned the validity of […]

Donald Trump is the latest celebrity to receive a star on Hollywood’s walk of fame. Access Hollywood reports:
Next Tuesday at 11:30 AM Pacific, Trump will be honored with the 2,327th star ever given out. The Donald’s pink and gold plaque will be located on some prime real estate space – situated near the corner of […]

Here’s your daily Britney Spears post. There’s really no need to reiterate each time that she looks like a pile of shit. What the fuck is with that jacket? The presence of more stains on her trousers reassures us that she’s a slob. I think it’s time for little sister Jamie Lynn to start dancing […]

Kim Kardashian, the professional skank and friend of Paris Hilton received a golden shower from her ex-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray-J. If you’re a religious person, a “golden shower” means you like to get pissed on. The scene is included in the rumored sex tape the duo made, soon to be released.
We spoke to a gentleman […]

Britney Spears, spotted in L.A. looking like the piece of trailer trash she is. This is becoming a daily routine, posting these hot pics of Britney for you to look at. Check out the dirt underneath her fingernails! LOL.
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Britney Spears was spotted in a bikini chilling out with K-Fed’s cousin…you can see her cottage cheese ass hanging out of the pink bottoms. I just ate some pasta…and guess what? Now that pasta is on the floor. Whoever keeps telling Britney she looks hot is fucking despicable and should be put to sleep. I’m […]

Britney was spotted in Santa Monica looking like the fat mess she’s become, complete with a pack of Marlboro’s and a Slim Jim beef snack. Her new CD can be heard pumping from the stereo as paparazzi snapped up some pics, although I wish they would stop taking shots of something so hideous as this. […]

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were spotted last night at Club Social. After relinquishing Britney as her night time cuddle buddy and lesbian lover, Paris has been including Kim in her latest orgys. No word yet on the number of clubgoers that contracted an STD. More after the jump!

Britney Spears was spotted last night in Beverly Hills eating at Dolce, followed by a late evening of partying at her favorite club Le Duex. Damn, she looks like one big fucking ugly mess. It’s really very scary. Somebody needs to give this skeezer a bath.
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I hope the headline gave you fair warning, Tara Reid in a bikini might make you vomit. The queen of botched plastic surgery needs a serious punch to the head, which hopefully results in her never showing that atrocity in public again. Ever. Looking at Tara’s unclothed body is worse than watching Japanese skat videos […]

A*tten*tion Whore - A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1. Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
2. Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate […]

Is it just me, or does Victoria Beckham always look like a possessed psychopath? This dirty ass, uhm…I mean, high-class sexy woman never seems to crack a smile. Maybe it’s cause Posh’s breasts now make up 99% of her body weight! I still feel very bad for David Beckham. He could have the primest bitch […]

I don’t think Nicole Richie would be so bad if she weren’t friends with Paris Hilton. But then again, the attention whore would never be famous if it weren’t for Paris in the first place. Either way, after giving Britney the best upskirt lessons in the world, Paris is bonding once again with Nicole. Hopefully […]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony stunk up the air at the annual L.A. Free Clinic dinner last night. I’m not sure why but that shade of red on skank lo makes me wanna vomit…especially when skeletor is standing next to her! That dude needs a fucking face shave. Badly. More pics inside…

The alleged daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Suri, is with the family in Rome for the big science marriage celebration! There’s just one thing that baffles me each time I see new photo’s of this kid; she looks more and more like offspring that DOES NOT share TomKat’s DNA. Basically this baby could […]

X17 caught Nicole Richie eating McDonald’s again! Ms. Richie was so upset, that she used her skeleton-like middle finger to vent her anger towards the paps. Breathe in, breathe out. Bitch should be grateful they even want to take pics of her!
For real though…why is she famous again?

Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is tangled in a mess over 200 nude photos of her, recovered by a garbage pilferer. The pictures were most likely taken by her husband Tom Mahoney, whom she married last year. Marcia dumped the photos in the trash, being the smart woman that she is. That’s where a man […]

Another celeb caught with stinky, smelly ass armpits! You might be asking yourself, how I know that these pits are smelly. Don’t question my speculation after you discover who we’re dealing with here.
Surprise! It’s Cameron Diaz, sweating through her top during a power lunch. This is why I threw up before posting these pics! Splash […]

Don’t believe the hype! Britney and K-Fag’s baby is really a boy, proved by TMZ after obtaining a copy of the official birth certificate. Check out Federline’s signature! You can tell he didn’t pass high school.

Click for the full-res. version!

Rumor is spreading about the Britney and K-Fag baby name.
Apparently, Sutton Pierce Federline is the name of couples second child. Once again, we hope it’s the last kid with Federline.
I’m not sure about Sutton Pierce though…what is this, the 1890’s?
Then again, Britney is from the deep south.
While she recovers back to her […]

It’s finally over, and for the last time we hope (with k-fag.) Britney gave birth to a boy early this morning in Los Angeles, according to the Nat’l Enquirer.

Pop princess Britney Spears gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy just before 2 a.m., September 12th at a Los Angeles hospital, insiders told […]

The word on the street is Britney Spears might be giving birth to her second child today by C-Section.
She is currently at St. Johns Medical Center in L.A. preparing for a possible birth later today. Stay tuned for the news on whether or not this is all going down.

It seems since we posted the Suri photos yesterday, L. Ron Hubbard hacked our system and corrupted data for the past 3 days, so this is the only post I’m going to re-do.
Suri Cruise finally was released to the public last night on the CBS Nightly News. Pictures which will appear today in Vanity Fair […]

Some troubling news out of Hollywood folks.
On the night of Kevin Federline’s awful Teen Choice performance, he was offered a speaking role on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The episode has already filmed, and will air in October.
Some quotes from K-Fag himself:

“This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually […]

Jackass man Johnny Knoxville was reportedly drinking at Hollywood bar “Tinys KO” with Steve-O and Chris Pontius when a drunk tough guy challenged him to a fight. Knoxville took no action, and was thrown into a wall as reported by witnesses.
Pontius and Steve-O pulled the man off Knoxville and out of the bar.
I […]

With a few side-boob shots already circulating the net, we thought since Lindsay Lohan loves showing hers off that we might as well post them up.
So have fun looking at these pics of Lindsay getting in her car!
Let’s donate money to her so she can buy some bras.
Unless you want to keep […]

Paramount Pictures announced today in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, that it’s ending a 14-year long relationship with Tom Cruise because of the actor’s behavior off-screen.
Sumner Redstone, Viacom chairman, said the behavior of the star of the “Mission: Impossible” series and “Top Gun” was unacceptable to the company, according to the Wall […]

“Snakes On A Plane” closed the weekend box office at just over $15 million, making its way to the number one spot!
But what did the critics think? New Line made sure the movie was not screened before the big release Friday…maybe it paid off!?
A short synoptic review by James B!

Samuel L. Jackson is on record […]

By now you’ve probably heard about Mel Gibson getting arrested for drunk driving, along with a number of other embarrassments such as insulting the Jewish community and telling everyone how fucked his life is. This is all fact, and you can read about it in the official police report.
Anyways, here is Mel taking a famous […]