Suri Cruise Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Since we now have a 50% female reader base, we know you want more pictures of babies and family time. Arguably the cutest celebrity spawn, Suri Cruise was spotted in Washington D.C. with mommy and grandma looking like the curious tot she’s become. You can tell she now knows about the paparazzi by that curious […]

At first glance you may suspect the objects floating in the water here were of human origin, however upon closer inspection the realization that this was an alien species had the paparazzi screaming for cover. There is no reason to be alarmed, it’s just Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes giving baby science a taste of […]

Here’s Tom Cruise and daughter Suri performing some sort of odd Scientology signal, most likely to alert their fellow alien species that earth does indeed have free H20. That kid still looks Chinese!

Here’s a pic of Suri Cruise from this weekend as her brainwashed mommy looking pist carts her around the sporting event they attended. The thing you should be noting here is the presence of only 4 fingers on baby Suri’s left hand! I think Tom forgot to put on her special glove that day. I […]

Suri Cruise was spotted at LAX with her grandma and mommy, Mrs. Katie Holmes. We’re still not sure if Suri is an alien life form, or an actual human being. She looks cute though. Someone should tell grams public intoxication isn’t something to joke about!

The alleged daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Suri, is with the family in Rome for the big science marriage celebration! There’s just one thing that baffles me each time I see new photo’s of this kid; she looks more and more like offspring that DOES NOT share TomKat’s DNA. Basically this baby could […]

It seems since we posted the Suri photos yesterday, L. Ron Hubbard hacked our system and corrupted data for the past 3 days, so this is the only post I’m going to re-do.
Suri Cruise finally was released to the public last night on the CBS Nightly News. Pictures which will appear today in Vanity Fair […]

The elusive baby of the Tomkat duo, Suri Cruise has yet to be photographed, and only a select few have actually seen the baby. Although it is confirmed recently that Jada Pinkett Smith has interected with Suri at the Cruise Lair, however no cameras were allowed. Here is a quote from her:

“She’s beautiful and they’re […]