Hollywood Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Last night in Los Angeles, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army made its worldwide premiere, attracting the hot chicks from their poolsides and convertibles, including the likes of star Selma Blair and pal (not in the film) Daisy Fuentes.
Another sexy female you’ve probably never heard of named Lauren McKnight showed her face, and hopefully we’ll […]

WARNING: A fugly celeb lurks under the plastic bag above — click the photo to de-bag and reveal!

WARNING: A fugly celeb lurks under the plastic bag - click above photo to de-bag and reveal.

Adam Sandler’s new flick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry is potentially a rip-off of Australian film Strange Bedfellows, a comedy about a straight cinema owner and a mechanic who pretend to be gay in order to gain financial benefit. Uh oh!
The makers of Paul Hogan’s most recent hit film are investigating whether it […]

Mena Suvari is quite the trickster after donning a bikini and then proceeding to sunbathe topless, making everyone think she was still hot. Wrong. Here’s a nice candid shot X17 snapped of the Mena during a fucking ugly moment. Was she missing her makeup or is this a bad case of meth face?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted parading around and then most likely bedding two different male friends this weekend — first musician James Blunt, and then Paris Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos. It’s like one big STD cesspool! Although I’m not quite sure how Petra Nemcova feels about her boyfriend sampling some of the fire crotch. Click inside […]

The 79th annual Academy Awards took place last night in Hollywood, with The Departed taking best picture and Scorsese finally grabbing the best director award. Now that we’ve covered those bits, all that matters next is which females looked the hottest on the red carpet. Click inside and check out the top 6 sexiest ladies […]

It’s true, all the shit I’ve talked about the slut whores of Hollywood and their impact on little girls around the world is reported in this latest Newsweek feature titled “Girls Gone Bad.”

Paris, Britney, Lindsay & Nicole: They seem to be everywhere and they may not be wearing underwear. Tweens adore them and teens envy […]

Hey look, it’s the very sexy Fergie. Her face is looking absolutely stunning these days (for a recovered scab picker), and I especially love it when she plays with her balls. Seriously…that Duhamel guy doesn’t know it yet, but she’s not really a female. Fergie has an eight inch cock with balls bigger than Cisco […]

The latest scandal surrounding Grey’s Anatomy comes from Monday night’s Golden Globe Awards post show press room. The cast was being interviewed by media outlets, when one reporter asked whether or not Isaiah called T.R. Knight a “faggot” in an on set scuffle that happened late in 2006.
After a reporter questioned the validity of […]

Donald Trump is the latest celebrity to receive a star on Hollywood’s walk of fame. Access Hollywood reports:
Next Tuesday at 11:30 AM Pacific, Trump will be honored with the 2,327th star ever given out. The Donald’s pink and gold plaque will be located on some prime real estate space – situated near the corner of […]

Here’s your daily Britney Spears post. There’s really no need to reiterate each time that she looks like a pile of shit. What the fuck is with that jacket? The presence of more stains on her trousers reassures us that she’s a slob. I think it’s time for little sister Jamie Lynn to start dancing […]

Kim Kardashian, the professional skank and friend of Paris Hilton received a golden shower from her ex-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray-J. If you’re a religious person, a “golden shower” means you like to get pissed on. The scene is included in the rumored sex tape the duo made, soon to be released.
We spoke to a gentleman […]

Britney Spears, spotted in L.A. looking like the piece of trailer trash she is. This is becoming a daily routine, posting these hot pics of Britney for you to look at. Check out the dirt underneath her fingernails! LOL.
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Britney Spears was spotted in a bikini chilling out with K-Fed’s cousin…you can see her cottage cheese ass hanging out of the pink bottoms. I just ate some pasta…and guess what? Now that pasta is on the floor. Whoever keeps telling Britney she looks hot is fucking despicable and should be put to sleep. I’m […]

Britney was spotted in Santa Monica looking like the fat mess she’s become, complete with a pack of Marlboro’s and a Slim Jim beef snack. Her new CD can be heard pumping from the stereo as paparazzi snapped up some pics, although I wish they would stop taking shots of something so hideous as this. […]

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were spotted last night at Club Social. After relinquishing Britney as her night time cuddle buddy and lesbian lover, Paris has been including Kim in her latest orgys. No word yet on the number of clubgoers that contracted an STD. More after the jump!

Britney Spears was spotted last night in Beverly Hills eating at Dolce, followed by a late evening of partying at her favorite club Le Duex. Damn, she looks like one big fucking ugly mess. It’s really very scary. Somebody needs to give this skeezer a bath.
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I hope the headline gave you fair warning, Tara Reid in a bikini might make you vomit. The queen of botched plastic surgery needs a serious punch to the head, which hopefully results in her never showing that atrocity in public again. Ever. Looking at Tara’s unclothed body is worse than watching Japanese skat videos […]

A*tten*tion Whore - A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1. Is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
2. Interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate […]

Is it just me, or does Victoria Beckham always look like a possessed psychopath? This dirty ass, uhm…I mean, high-class sexy woman never seems to crack a smile. Maybe it’s cause Posh’s breasts now make up 99% of her body weight! I still feel very bad for David Beckham. He could have the primest bitch […]

I don’t think Nicole Richie would be so bad if she weren’t friends with Paris Hilton. But then again, the attention whore would never be famous if it weren’t for Paris in the first place. Either way, after giving Britney the best upskirt lessons in the world, Paris is bonding once again with Nicole. Hopefully […]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony stunk up the air at the annual L.A. Free Clinic dinner last night. I’m not sure why but that shade of red on skank lo makes me wanna vomit…especially when skeletor is standing next to her! That dude needs a fucking face shave. Badly. More pics inside…

X17 caught Nicole Richie eating McDonald’s again! Ms. Richie was so upset, that she used her skeleton-like middle finger to vent her anger towards the paps. Breathe in, breathe out. Bitch should be grateful they even want to take pics of her!
For real though…why is she famous again?

Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is tangled in a mess over 200 nude photos of her, recovered by a garbage pilferer. The pictures were most likely taken by her husband Tom Mahoney, whom she married last year. Marcia dumped the photos in the trash, being the smart woman that she is. That’s where a man […]

Another celeb caught with stinky, smelly ass armpits! You might be asking yourself, how I know that these pits are smelly. Don’t question my speculation after you discover who we’re dealing with here.
Surprise! It’s Cameron Diaz, sweating through her top during a power lunch. This is why I threw up before posting these pics! Splash […]

Some troubling news out of Hollywood folks.
On the night of Kevin Federline’s awful Teen Choice performance, he was offered a speaking role on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The episode has already filmed, and will air in October.
Some quotes from K-Fag himself:

“This is pretty much my first time acting. It’s the first time I’ve actually […]

Jackass man Johnny Knoxville was reportedly drinking at Hollywood bar “Tinys KO” with Steve-O and Chris Pontius when a drunk tough guy challenged him to a fight. Knoxville took no action, and was thrown into a wall as reported by witnesses.
Pontius and Steve-O pulled the man off Knoxville and out of the bar.
I […]

With a few side-boob shots already circulating the net, we thought since Lindsay Lohan loves showing hers off that we might as well post them up.
So have fun looking at these pics of Lindsay getting in her car!
Let’s donate money to her so she can buy some bras.
Unless you want to keep […]

Paramount Pictures announced today in an interview with the Wall Street Journal, that it’s ending a 14-year long relationship with Tom Cruise because of the actor’s behavior off-screen.
Sumner Redstone, Viacom chairman, said the behavior of the star of the “Mission: Impossible” series and “Top Gun” was unacceptable to the company, according to the Wall […]

“Snakes On A Plane” closed the weekend box office at just over $15 million, making its way to the number one spot!
But what did the critics think? New Line made sure the movie was not screened before the big release Friday…maybe it paid off!?
A short synoptic review by James B!

Samuel L. Jackson is on record […]

By now you’ve probably heard about Mel Gibson getting arrested for drunk driving, along with a number of other embarrassments such as insulting the Jewish community and telling everyone how fucked his life is. This is all fact, and you can read about it in the official police report.
Anyways, here is Mel taking a famous […]

… With a very angry letter from the head of production on her latest picture. Apparently Ms. Hohan and her wild lifestyle no longer mesh with her work demands, and everyone seems to be fed up. Haha.
I wonder how much longer before the bomb drops on her. Waste your money on drugs then become a […]

Looking like a hard ass in his pink shirt, actor David Arquette confronted some paparazzi hanging out near his home trying to get shots of his daughter.
His weapon of choice was a towel, in which he swung viciously at the men until they laughed and took these photos of him.

I never thought Ms. Desperate Housewive was all that great. The following pic proves my point…a candid shot of Longoria out and about in L.A. How awful.
Ban her!

Jenna Elfman is a wacko

Actress Daryl Hannah was arrested in L.A. a couple days ago, as she was plucked from a tree during a protest on some farm land. the washed-up actress claims she had no awareness of the farms presence, until she got a call from a lady named “Butterfly.”
WTF!? If someone named Butterfly ever called me I […]

All star rap mogul Eminem announced he will be starring in the remake of a 50’s classic “Have Gun Will Travel.” An old western that ran on network T.V., Eminem will star in the lead role and also provide the soundtrack for the film.

You won’t see Marshal don a cowboy hat, the remake is set […]

Paris hilton backs into a Honda civic

Paris Hilton is a whore and flashed her nipples purposely while filming her new music video! Reminds me of a less skankier Madonna! Click more after the pic to view the video version of the slippage!

Click play below to view the music video cut scene when Paris pulls her shirt down for you all!
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Ashlee Simpson Nose Job Is True

Remember when Fergie of the “Black Eyed Peas” decided to piss herself on stage in the middle of a San Diego show? If you didn’t hear about this back in July of 05′, consider yourself lucky (cause you would have vomited.) The Peas arrived to the venue an hour late, and Fergie claims she didn’t […]