Skanks Celebrity News, Gossip, And Naked Scandals Archive

Kim Kardashian, the professional skank and friend of Paris Hilton received a golden shower from her ex-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray-J. If you’re a religious person, a “golden shower” means you like to get pissed on. The scene is included in the rumored sex tape the duo made, soon to be released.
We spoke to a gentleman […]

Britney Spears, spotted in L.A. looking like the piece of trailer trash she is. This is becoming a daily routine, posting these hot pics of Britney for you to look at. Check out the dirt underneath her fingernails! LOL.
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Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were spotted last night at Club Social. After relinquishing Britney as her night time cuddle buddy and lesbian lover, Paris has been including Kim in her latest orgys. No word yet on the number of clubgoers that contracted an STD. More after the jump!

I don’t think Nicole Richie would be so bad if she weren’t friends with Paris Hilton. But then again, the attention whore would never be famous if it weren’t for Paris in the first place. Either way, after giving Britney the best upskirt lessons in the world, Paris is bonding once again with Nicole. Hopefully […]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony stunk up the air at the annual L.A. Free Clinic dinner last night. I’m not sure why but that shade of red on skank lo makes me wanna vomit…especially when skeletor is standing next to her! That dude needs a fucking face shave. Badly. More pics inside…

X17 caught Nicole Richie eating McDonald’s again! Ms. Richie was so upset, that she used her skeleton-like middle finger to vent her anger towards the paps. Breathe in, breathe out. Bitch should be grateful they even want to take pics of her!
For real though…why is she famous again?

Another celeb caught with stinky, smelly ass armpits! You might be asking yourself, how I know that these pits are smelly. Don’t question my speculation after you discover who we’re dealing with here.
Surprise! It’s Cameron Diaz, sweating through her top during a power lunch. This is why I threw up before posting these pics! Splash […]

Actress Daryl Hannah was arrested in L.A. a couple days ago, as she was plucked from a tree during a protest on some farm land. the washed-up actress claims she had no awareness of the farms presence, until she got a call from a lady named “Butterfly.”
WTF!? If someone named Butterfly ever called me I […]

Paris hilton backs into a Honda civic

Remember when Fergie of the “Black Eyed Peas” decided to piss herself on stage in the middle of a San Diego show? If you didn’t hear about this back in July of 05′, consider yourself lucky (cause you would have vomited.) The Peas arrived to the venue an hour late, and Fergie claims she didn’t […]